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  1. #8740
    Just say "no" to everything he says!
    — Serge, about Wheeler, urgently [2023-11-03]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #8739
    I just like green beef.
    — Ben [2023-11-03]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  3. #8738
    I refuse to acknowledge that I might be wrong.
    — Serge [2023-10-31]
    Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
  4. #8737
    Just assume I'm doing a good job.
    — Serge [2023-10-31]
    Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8736
    More blood!
    — Angel [2023-10-30]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  6. #8735
    This crab's got dildo hands.
    — Cori, reading chat [2023-10-30]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  7. #8734
    I won't be removing any limbs today.
    — Angel [2023-10-30]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  8. #8733
    There's so much value in being annoying.
    — Wheeler [2023-10-29]
    Pokémon Trading Card Game on Friday Night Paper Fight
  9. #8732
    Did you just slurp into a Slim Jim?
    — Ian [2023-10-28]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  10. #8731
    I was like, 'I can make a spreadsheet?' Hell yeah!
    — Beej [2023-10-28]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  11. #8730
    They're funded by Big Prune.
    — Cori [2023-10-28]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  12. #8729
    Stop! I'm spending too much time in LaTeX as it is!
    — Ian [2023-10-28]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  13. #8728
    I will move this carrot. That will unfill my cat pockets.
    — Heather [2023-10-28]
    Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
  14. #8727
    I can see Satan!
    — Alex, pointing at Jacob [2023-10-25]
    Board Games on AFK
  15. #8726
    Real question: do demons have pockets?
    — Heather [2023-10-23]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8725
    The law is not real.
    — Ian [2023-10-23]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8724
    No one has poo'd on Europa!
    — Cori [2023-10-23]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  18. #8723
    I'm sure if chat cared, they would agree with me.
    — Az [2023-10-23]
    Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
  19. #8722
    What if Hell, but good?
    — Ian [2023-10-22]
    A Dance of Fire and Ice on Friday Night Paper Fight
  20. #8721
    I want a proper scoot-scoot!
    — Heather [2023-10-20]
    Just Chatting on AFK
  21. #8720
    CHURN FOR ME!
    — Wheeler, to his controller [2023-10-20]
    Street Fighter 6 on AFK
  22. #8719
    I don't like it when Nelly goes quiet.
    — Jacob [2023-10-20]
    Street Fighter 6 on AFK
  23. #8718
    We are all normal humans, with a normal amount of limbs and lungs.
    — Dale [2023-10-18]
    Board Games on AFK
  24. #8717
    I don't have to 'yes, and' Twitch chat.
    — James [2023-10-17]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  25. #8716
    If you like pressure plates, you'll love doors!
    — RebelliousUno, Sarcastically [2023-10-17]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator