Quotes – LRRbot

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#8806

My brain sends signals to the squishy bits and I go up and down.

— Cori [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8805

I knew that I could, and I just stopped thinking there.

— Kathleen [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8804

This is so safe!

— Kathleen, about to start a leaf blower indoors [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8803

Spread hair to children. Just what children want. Hair.

— James [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8802

Lick the ends, James.

— Ashton [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8801

Just put it on here, rub it and it'll change!

— Boomer [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8800

I want the chicken beer.

— James [2023-11-15]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8799

There's never a bad time to tell your partner, 'Sharp behind'.

— Andrew [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8798

Do you think Alpha Flight is just unprotected butt-bucketing?

— Kathleen [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8797

Seize the means of lactation!

— Julie [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8796

This was eyes, ears, mouth and cake.

— Ian [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8795

This is why we use sealed containers, like a body.

— Jordan [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8794

It's not stolen valor if it's ambiguous.

— Alex [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8793

Not even God can stop you!

— Julie, cheerfully [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8792

Chat loves a good bucket!

— Kathleen [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8791

I'm kinda glad we can't see chat right now.

— Kathleen [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8790

If I could make out with a sword, I would!

— Jacob [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8789

Everyone has their own soul to express, and it's beautiful no matter how it comes out.

— Andy [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8788

I have a very good and chaotic idea.

— Kathleen [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8787

Like Beetlejuice, when Mikey said croquembouche for the third time... here I am.

— Joe [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8786

I love you, bag of hair.

— James [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8785

I'm a wholesale grocer, cause I ship fruit.

— Carrie [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8784

We are praying for your downfall, Bonbon.

— Matt [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8783

It's the circle of egg.

— Cori, singing [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8782

Hey baby, you wanna interface our teeth?

— Paul [2023-11-14]
None on Crossing the Streams