Quotes – LRRbot

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#8932

If there's one thing I know about this community, it's that they love toilets.

— Serge [2024-02-27]
Balatro on AFK
#8931

These fingers don't have hands.

— Cori [2024-02-26]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8930

I have a brand and it's confusing.

— Ian [2024-02-25]
Bit.Trip Rerunner on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8929

Wonderful! Incredible! ...Mario is here too!

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8928

I'm gonna try to preserve my own life.

— Cori [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8927

This weird pipe is our only friend.

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8926

Be the cake you want to see in the world.

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8925

Excuse me for getting overexcited for getting down the hole.

— Paul [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8924

Cori, be good at this.

— Heather [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8923

I don't think Heather considers the rest of us.

— Cori [2024-02-24]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8922

This thumb didn't do shit in that corner Adam.

— Jacob [2024-02-23]
Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#8921

This would be a great time to eat ortolan.

— Paul, while invisible [2024-02-21]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Crossing the Streams
#8920

They pushed my so high i went into the background.

— Paul [2024-02-19]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8919

Toucan Sam, you've lied to me for the last time.

— Ian [2024-02-17]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8918

I have seen what the eternities have to offer, and I want seconds.

— Wheeler, as Slokk [2024-02-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#8917

There's probably rules, but I don't care what they are.

— Kathleen [2024-02-14]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#8916

Unfortunately I did not find any advertisements for cocaine.

— Sokar [2024-02-12]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8915

You don't have to have *any* voices, Paul.

— Heather [2024-02-09]
Just Chatting on The Long Game
#8914

We no longer have control over what's happening.

— Beej [2024-02-09]
Just Chatting on The Long Game
#8913

Have you heard of podcasts?" "I *am* a podcast.

— Cori and Jacob [2024-02-08]
Warhammer on The Long Game
#8912

I'd like to befriend the giant centipede.

— Wheeler [2024-02-07]
Dungeons & Dragons on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8911

Murder is still good.

— Graham [2024-02-06]
Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8910

yeah I get greedy every now and then.

— Serge [2024-02-06]
Brotato on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8909

Just 'cause things are weird and freaky doesn't mean you are invincible.

— Paul [2024-02-05]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8908

Lets get wonderfied!

— Paul [2024-02-05]
Super Mario Bros. Wonder on Friday Night Paper Fight