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  1. #8806
    My brain sends signals to the squishy bits and I go up and down.
    — Cori [2023-11-15]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  2. #8805
    I knew that I could, and I just stopped thinking there.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-15]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  3. #8804
    This is so safe!
    — Kathleen, about to start a leaf blower indoors [2023-11-15]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  4. #8803
    Spread hair to children. Just what children want. Hair.
    — James [2023-11-15]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  5. #8802
    Lick the ends, James.
    — Ashton [2023-11-15]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8801
    Just put it on here, rub it and it'll change!
    — Boomer [2023-11-15]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8800
    I want the chicken beer.
    — James [2023-11-15]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8799
    There's never a bad time to tell your partner, 'Sharp behind'.
    — Andrew [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  9. #8798
    Do you think Alpha Flight is just unprotected butt-bucketing?
    — Kathleen [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  10. #8797
    Seize the means of lactation!
    — Julie [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  11. #8796
    This was eyes, ears, mouth and cake.
    — Ian [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  12. #8795
    This is why we use sealed containers, like a body.
    — Jordan [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  13. #8794
    It's not stolen valor if it's ambiguous.
    — Alex [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  14. #8793
    Not even God can stop you!
    — Julie, cheerfully [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  15. #8792
    Chat loves a good bucket!
    — Kathleen [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #8791
    I'm kinda glad we can't see chat right now.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  17. #8790
    If I could make out with a sword, I would!
    — Jacob [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  18. #8789
    Everyone has their own soul to express, and it's beautiful no matter how it comes out.
    — Andy [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8788
    I have a very good and chaotic idea.
    — Kathleen [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8787
    Like Beetlejuice, when Mikey said croquembouche for the third time... here I am.
    — Joe [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  21. #8786
    I love you, bag of hair.
    — James [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  22. #8785
    I'm a wholesale grocer, cause I ship fruit.
    — Carrie [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  23. #8784
    We are praying for your downfall, Bonbon.
    — Matt [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  24. #8783
    It's the circle of egg.
    — Cori, singing [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #8782
    Hey baby, you wanna interface our teeth?
    — Paul [2023-11-14]
    None on Crossing the Streams