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  1. #392
    Hi, I like Beej but I occasionally hit him
    — Serge [2015-07-01]
  2. #391
    Your money's rolling away.
    — Serge [2015-06-30]
  3. #390
    Alright, let's swappy mappy thingy...
    — Serge [2015-06-30]
  4. #389
    SMASH THE STATE!
    — Alex
  5. #388
    They've already switched to butts language...
    — Serge [2015-06-30]
  6. #387
    I'm making progress... I don't quite know why, but I'm making progress.
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  7. #386
    I didn't expect that to work...
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  8. #385
    This clipboard will protect me!
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  9. #384
    I thought that was a window. Turns out there wasn't any glass.
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  10. #383
    The trees have stopped having sex.
    — Graham [2015-06-29]
  11. #382
    Is this what being cocky feels like?
    — Ian [2015-06-27]
  12. #381
    Am I a bad person for seeing that coming and not warning you?
    — Paul [2015-06-27]
  13. #380
    I will just do a hack of... Oh *** it worked
    — Ian [2015-06-27]
  14. #379
    Significant reduction of Steve.
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  15. #378
    I'm not smoking cats.
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  16. #377
    I'm stupid and I should be eaten by a smoke monster.
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  17. #376
    You can stick your didgeridoo up your ass!
    — Alex [2015-06-26]
  18. #375
    It's probably OK... or not... Whatevs...
    — Cameron [2015-06-24]
  19. #374
    Just give it a little toot, then get out the window.
    — Graham [2015-06-24]
  20. #372
    This is Black Flag with babies! This is great!
    — Kathleen [2015-06-23]
  21. #371
    God, your characters as such lucksacks.
    — Kathleen [2015-06-23]
  22. #370
    I'm sorry guys. I'm too good.
    — Paul [2015-06-22]
  23. #369
    Let's paint the town blue! And by "the town" I mean the small piece of the town... that is right there.
    — Paul [2015-06-22]
  24. #368
    Let's bring up the nudes.
    — Graham [2015-06-22]
  25. #367
    The moonbase just doesn't matter
    — Adam