Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3691

I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape.

— Graham [2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3690

I'm not healing! I'm on speed! ... Well, I feel like I'm on speed...

— Graham [2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3689

Shitler assemble!

— Cameron [2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3688

Wait, what did you do to my mom?

— James [2016-12-02]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3687

I had this experience with God...

— Cameron [2016-12-01]
My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
#3686

I've never died from having to pee too much.

— Alex [2016-12-01]
My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
#3685

Ugh, it's like getting a bad coffee milkshake.

— Cam, of Tim Hortons [2016-12-01]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3684

If I am Aunt Jemima, then I am inside all of LRR.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3683

I died by incorrect butt pointing.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3682

I signed up for the USSR Jelly Roll.

— Heather [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3681

Get your butt in the bottom.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3680

"Let's go to the one-stop friend shop." "Applebees?"

— Paul and Beej [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3679

I meant what I said even though I didn't mean it!

— Beej, to Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3678

Don't worry! We're surrounded by mines!

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3677

Everything is wrong and different now, and weird. I don't like it.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3676

We still have three friends.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3675

Hey! We're fucked!

— Beej, enthusiastically [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3674

All Faberge eggs had teeth, historically.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3673

Hi! Eat me!

— Beej [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3672

We have an ore butt.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3671

I'm glad you can't just shoot the bunnies.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3670

No, you come into MY group.

— Graham, to Kate [2016-11-30]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3669

It's probably enough that you won't die.

— Ian, to Paul [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3668

This is really dumb, but I'm gonna find out.

— Ian [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3667

Do not use my screwdrivers to drive nails!

— Cori, to Ian [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry