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  1. #614
    Why did I buy 4 identical plates?
    — Alex [2015-08-28]
  2. #613
    The resources I like to manage are health and bullets.
    — Alex [2015-08-27]
  3. #612
    I like words. Words are great.
    — Alex [2015-08-27]
  4. #611
    Chat isn't terrible, they're just wrong about everything. No offence.
    — Cameron [2015-08-26]
  5. #610
    I'm very disappointed that those guys aren't more explosive.
    — Paul [2015-08-26]
  6. #609
    There's a technique using your thumb that tends to work.
    — Alex [2015-08-25]
  7. #608
    All I need is a ladle and I will become the Avatar of Death!
    — Kathleen [2015-08-25]
  8. #607
    Being a girl is awesome!
    — Heather [2015-08-25]
  9. #605
    I'll call you "Chicken Fucker"! Buh-gawk!
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  10. #604
    Why can't you be a normal state, like Wyoming?
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  11. #603
    Where the *** is Wales?
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  12. #602
    It's always Goddamn Brazil!
    — Alex [2015-08-21]
  13. #601
    but dangit i need the Moonbase address before this hat goes bad
    — All_Mankind [2015-08-21]
  14. #600
    Yeah, I'm pretty great.
    — Graham [2015-08-20]
  15. #599
    Does the game know I'm streaming?
    — Graham [2015-08-20]
  16. #598
    I'm not making a lot of contact with the balls.
    — Graham [2015-08-20]
  17. #597
    Smoke Elfroot evry day
    — James [2015-08-20]
  18. #596
    Ashes to Ashes, BRRRRRT to BRRRRRT
    — Cameron [2015-08-19]
  19. #595
    The T-70 has a potato for optics, Estonian potato optics"
    — Cameron [2015-08-19]
  20. #594
    Don't punch it again... You idiot.
    — Kathleen [2015-08-19]
  21. #593
    n0rm99! Thank you for BLOCKING MY SCREEN!
    — Beej [2015-08-17]
  22. #592
    Why do you not want to kiss me?!
    — Heather [2015-08-17]
  23. #591
    How fast is JESUS?
    — Beej [2015-08-17]
  24. #590
    Ah, excellent! I've been needing to take a poop for so long...
    — Paul [2015-08-17]
  25. #589
    I needed to ride the sweet potato boat, and I didn't.
    — Heather [2015-08-16]