Quotes – LRRbot

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#3908

Didn't you know, ghosts can't jetpack. Everyone knows that.

— Paul [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3907

I was following Heather because she was wearing a hat!

— Paul [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3906

'Stop being my friend!' 'Heather I can never stop being your friend.'

— Heather and Ben [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3905

I think I died but I can't tell

— Heather [2017-01-25]
Move or Die on Crossing the Streams
#3903

I'm not gonna get killed by a doll ass.

— Alex [2017-01-25]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#3902

Centipedes give me the centi-skeeves

— Ben [2017-01-25]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on Let's NOPE
#3901

Come back here and let me bleed on you!

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3900

Ow! Right in the -- whatever part of me that was

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3899

I can't door, could you door?

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3898

Look, dummies! That's never not weird.

— Graham [2017-01-24]
Resident Evil 7 biohazard on New Day Tewsday
#3897

Always exhale.

— Ian [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3896

I'm not in charge of your mouth

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3895

I'm voting for blood

— Cori [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3894

I don't have calloused fingers, I've just burned all the nerves off

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3893

Garlic is flavour, garlic is life.

— Kathleen [2017-01-23]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3892

Why do you listen to me? I give you terrible advice

— Paul [2017-01-19]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#3891

I'll remember you as you were: awake

— Graham, to Kathleen [2017-01-23]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3890

You're going to make me look really bad, as opposed to just bad

— Ian, to Heather [2017-01-22]
Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
#3889

Mortal Kombat goes with anything!

— Ian [2017-01-22]
Before the Echo on Rhythm Cafe
#3888

I've played Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, I know how to defuse a bomb

— Paul [2017-01-19]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3887

Turns out those people have money too. They wanna buy video games. Market to them.

— Alex, of women and people of all ages [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3886

So in conclusion: penis penis penis penis penis

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
None on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3885

I want a Roomba for companionship.

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3884

I'll fix my face

— Ben [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3883

I am on the wavelength of a shitty five-year-old

— Kathleen [2017-01-21]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive