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  1. #588
    And now we poop again!
    — Cori [2015-08-14]
  2. #587
    Are we dead? I don't remember dying.
    — Cori [2015-08-14]
  3. #586
    ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM! I SCREAM!
    — Alex [2015-08-14]
  4. #585
    You are INSIDE the anime.
    — Cori [2015-08-14]
  5. #584
    Can we smooch the bear?
    — James [2015-08-13]
  6. #583
    I'm wasting cards, err tokens, err tickets! Whatever they're called in this game!
    — Cameron [2015-08-12]
  7. #582
    Everything involves stabbing in this.
    — Paul [2015-08-12]
  8. #581
    I did not ask for a lightning enema.
    — Alex [2015-08-11]
  9. #580
    I'm apparently getting death threats today. It's almost quaint.
    — Alex [2015-08-11]
  10. #579
    Oh no! We lived somehow!
    — Alex [2015-08-11]
  11. #578
    Lava? We can distract you with cake.
    — Heather [2015-08-10]
  12. #577
    I AM PISS!
    — Beej [2015-08-10]
  13. #576
    I'm getting all fat and *** up.
    — Beej [2015-08-10]
  14. #575
    I am the toilets.
    — Beej [2015-08-10]
  15. #574
    How could you get bored?! You're in the process of a fight!
    — Paul [2015-08-10]
  16. #573
    How many people in this game are named Menendez?
    — Graham [2015-08-06]
  17. #572
    Why is this still vibrating?!
    — Graham [2015-08-06]
  18. #571
    Secrets, secrets, secrets... Put them in my mouth.
    — James [2015-08-06]
  19. #570
    I'm all undressed now.
    — James [2015-08-06]
  20. #569
    You know you can't just sideboard from the ENTIRE LIBRARY of cards. Why did you HAVE this?
    — Cameron [2015-08-05]
  21. #568
    Choo Choo! Here comes the airplane!
    — Cameron [2015-08-05]
  22. #567
    But I wanted pig bits...
    — Graham [2015-08-05]
  23. #566
    I'm in a CUTSCENE, dude!
    — Paul [2015-08-05]
  24. #565
    What buttons are you pressing? All of them and incorrectly.
    — Paul & Graham [2015-08-05]
  25. #564
    I just grope around in the darkness and hope I get lucky.
    — Serge [2015-07-18]