Quotes – LRRbot

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#3858

Choke him with a brick!

— Adam [2017-01-14]
The Last of Us on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3857

Of all the streams on this network, I thought Tinker Tailor would be the one where you lose a finger, but this is fine

— Molly Lewis, of Crokinole [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3856

I like the part where I make simple math mistakes in front of hundreds of people.

— Graham [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3855

We're on a... crokin-roll.

— Ian [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3854

Be gentle with those rough balls

— Beej [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3853

Unbone this zone!

— Ian [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3852

Cori taught me how to hate.

— Graham [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3850

Just have a second beer, then it stops hurting.

— Cameron [2017-01-13]
Crokinole on AFK
#3849

Graham, I'm going to put your phone in your butt.

— Molly [2017-01-13]
The Crapshoot on The Crapshoot
#3848

Not you, senpai hasn't noticed you yet

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-12]
L.A. Noire on Talking Simulator
#3847

The lasers went through the cops!

— Ben [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3846

I contain multitudes...of bullets

— Ian [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3845

Don't bring a laser to a car fight!

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3844

Hornliness is next to godliness

— Ben [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3843

I wish you got points for desecrating graves

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3842

I am sick of video games underfunding our police

— Ian [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3841

I couldn't doughnut fast enough!

— Ben [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3840

I just did a doughnut and made two cops crash into each other and I think I deserve some recognition

— Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
PAKO - Car Chase Simulator on Crossing the Streams
#3839

Michael, you can't just turn into a lrrEFF ing jetplane like it's nothing!

— Graham [2017-01-11]
Michael Jacksons Moonwalker on Watch and Play
#3838

Put your thing away, you weird robot!

— Graham [2017-01-11]
Michael Jacksons Moonwalker on Watch and Play
#3837

You can't cat noises anymore

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-11]
Tattoo Assassins on Watch and Play
#3836

I like my heart to beat

— Ben Soileau [2017-01-11]
Herbie at the Olympics on Watch and Play
#3835

Why do I have green blood?!

— Alex [2017-01-11]
Survival Arts on Watch and Play
#3834

Why is Boneathan keeping time?

— Graham [2017-01-11]
Survival Arts on Watch and Play
#3833

This game is full of demons! This game is ungodly!

— Alex [2017-01-11]
Professor Pac-Man on Watch and Play