Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3332

I don't know how to open doors.

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Armored Core: Master of Arena (Sailor Moon mod) on Matters of Import
#3331

This is not the anime I signed up for.

— Heather [2016-08-29]
Armored Core: Master of Arena (Sailor Moon mod) on Matters of Import
#3330

I have to get rid of Nagilum.

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3329

Are you a phone? You're not a phone!

— Heather [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3328

Get inside me!

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3327

12-year-olds don't keep their porn under their bed. They keep it outside the house for plausible deniability.

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3326

When we play each other, the game's not as hard!

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3325

I like balloons! They're like an airbag!

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3324

I'll fart Monopoly cards.

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3323

Being a Nazi doesn't make you cool!

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3322

You can't touch my Waldo.

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3321

I'm the most masculine thing in this show.

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3320

Taste my rubbery justice!

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3319

OK, folks. I'm blacking her out.

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3318

You don't do much healing in your uterus.

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3317

It finishes on us getting to see their butt-crack.

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3316

Who put Sailor Jupiter in a cooler?

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3315

Why is this two-day-old pick-up artist following us?

— Ian [2016-08-28]
Tadpole Treble on Rhythm Cafe
#3314

Did you say 'Fred detected'?

— Heather [2016-08-28]
Tadpole Treble on Rhythm Cafe
#3313

My dog's cooking itself.

— Graham [2016-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3312

My body likes sugar.

— Graham [2016-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3311

What's in the hold? Murder!

— Nelson [2016-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3310

What am I doing in real life?

— Serge [2016-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3309

He's not going to have a face, is he?

— Cameron [2016-08-25]
Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
#3308

He's such an amazingly-written piece of shit.

— Alex [2016-08-25]
Oxenfree on Talking Simulator