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  1. #3972
    I now and forever claim the title 'happy troll who makes people happy'
    — Lord_Hosk [2017-02-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  2. #3971
    We don't normally make underwear on stream
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #3970
    Leave my poor panties alone
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #3969
    Don't ruin my seams!
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #3968
    Droopage was a concern in the butt area
    — Kate [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3967
    They're not bad, just be careful of the staples
    — James, handing Kate hand-made underwear [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #3966
    My time is incredibly valuable, my panty-making time doubly so
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #3965
    Tfw you're going into work and know that stapled panties await you.
    — Kate [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3964
    Who knew that you should take off your shoes before you put on your underwear!
    — James [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3963
    A fabric stapler I think could be a real thing
    — Paul [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #3962
    It's weird that they didn't put the "staple things together" step in the instructions
    — Paul, making underwear [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3961
    If you can think of a better way to make underwear, I'd love to hear it
    — James, using a stapler instead of a sewing machine [2017-02-09]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #3960
    In the butt is just worth more.
    — Cori [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  14. #3959
    I still think it's worth the practise. Is that worth a bunch of points?
    — Serge [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  15. #3958
    We're out of tight plays.
    — Graham [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  16. #3957
    I think I'm good at video games.
    — Graham [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  17. #3956
    Aww, he's just going to die this time.
    — Graham [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  18. #3955
    It's like Reinhardt and Genji had a baby.
    — Ben [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  19. #3954
    Cori will save us
    — Kathleen [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  20. #3953
    Penelope, Daddy can't love you right now
    — Kathleen [2017-02-08]
    Desync on Bonus Stream
  21. #3952
    Feel free to interrupt me when you reach climax.
    — Beej [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #3950
    I keep saying "hmm" like it's going to solve something
    — Ian [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #3949
    They make the best sex wax, that's why they have a son
    — Beej [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #3948
    'I could pass for 30.' '...No.'
    — Beej and Cori [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #3947
    Let's just keep rubbing
    — Beej [2017-02-06]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry

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