Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3702

No, Brain! It's not! It's not! Brain, you're not helping!

— Cameron [2016-11-25]
None on New Day Tewsday
#3701

This clearly requires a butt stroke

— Paul [2016-12-06]
The Last Guardian on New Day Tewsday
#3700

When Ian and Beej are left unsupervised in the moonbase, sometimes fire occurs.

— Kathleen [2016-12-05]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
#3699

Graham is funny.

— Kathleen [2016-12-05]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
#3697

Welcome to the Taj Mahal, it's filled with kangaroos.

— Ian [2016-12-04]
None on Unknown
#3696

Aha! You're full-on cyber... getting touched a lot.

— Ian, of Heather [2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
#3695

Are YOU the mass extinction?

— Ian, to Heather [2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
#3694

Cori can get bent sometimes.

— Ian [2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
#3693

Am I a computer vampire?

— Heather [2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
#3692

I flew too close to the ground.

— Ian [2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3691

I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape.

— Graham [2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3690

I'm not healing! I'm on speed! ... Well, I feel like I'm on speed...

— Graham [2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3689

Shitler assemble!

— Cameron [2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3688

Wait, what did you do to my mom?

— James [2016-12-02]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3687

I had this experience with God...

— Cameron [2016-12-01]
My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
#3686

I've never died from having to pee too much.

— Alex [2016-12-01]
My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
#3685

Ugh, it's like getting a bad coffee milkshake.

— Cam, of Tim Hortons [2016-12-01]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3684

If I am Aunt Jemima, then I am inside all of LRR.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3683

I died by incorrect butt pointing.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3682

I signed up for the USSR Jelly Roll.

— Heather [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3681

Get your butt in the bottom.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3680

"Let's go to the one-stop friend shop." "Applebees?"

— Paul and Beej [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3679

I meant what I said even though I didn't mean it!

— Beej, to Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3678

Don't worry! We're surrounded by mines!

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3677

Everything is wrong and different now, and weird. I don't like it.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams