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  1. #3744
    Why do I get more piss when I pick up skulls?
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
  2. #3743
    I would love to buy piss soda.
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Crypt Worlds on Watch and Play
  3. #3742
    I have never wanted to marry my shower before.
    — Alex [2016-12-14]
    Xenus 2. White gold. on Watch and Play
  4. #3741
    Get in my pants hat!
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  5. #3740
    You do not want to get in my butt-sack, Cori?
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  6. #3739
    It's true! My @$$ is out there!
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  7. #3738
    Your face is running out of durability.
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  8. #3737
    Do not grill the subs!
    — Ian, to Cori [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  9. #3736
    Can you rub some frog on your pants to fix them?
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  10. #3735
    My pants are critical.
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  11. #3734
    Well... my trucker hat exploded...
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  12. #3733
    I was not ready for this - YES I AM SO READY FOR THIS
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  13. #3732
    That's the weirdest pole-dance I've ever received.
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  14. #3731
    Sir, can you keep that in my face when you stand up?
    — Ian [2016-12-13]
    Let It Die on New Day Tewsday
  15. #3730
    My shinbones went through my face. But other than that, totally fine.
    — Paul [2016-12-13]
    The Last Guardian on Bonus Stream
  16. #3729
    If I die, ain't nobody gonna give you headpats
    — Paul [2016-12-13]
    The Last Guardian on Bonus Stream
  17. #3728
    Every time you touch it, it gets smaller...
    — Cori [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #3727
    Now that you mention it, an accidental lobotomy seems like the thing that could just happen.
    — Cameron [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #3726
    Lead! Lead is in the lead!
    — Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #3725
    Thanks for doing it in my face...
    — Graham, to Ian [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #3724
    Twerk the focus.
    — Ian [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #3723
    You were thinking it where Chat could see you.
    — Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #3722
    Seriously, don't eat a penguin
    — Ian [2016-12-11]
    Lost in Harmony on Rhythm Cafe
  24. #3721
    I am Beej now.
    — Ian [2016-12-10]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #3720
    I wanna be the crone...
    — Kathleen, sadly [2016-12-10]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive