Quotes – LRRbot

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#3942

That show is more aspirational

— Beej, about Beej Eats the Whole Thing [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3941

Beej if you vomit up a fountain of lettuce, you can basically start a taco stand

— Ian [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3940

That's what a real relationship is built on: inscrutable horseshit

— Beej [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3939

I'm loopy on lettuce

— Ian [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3938

You've just gotta know your lettuce limit and stay within it

— Kathleen [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3937

Do not use lettuce as a lubricant

— Cori [2017-02-04]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3936

Ease off the button there, stud!

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Crokinole on AFK
#3935

Trust me, Sarnia ain't Narnia

— Ian [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3934

I've gotta keep James off my doorstep

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3933

Some of the things I say are different than the things I do

— Ian [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3932

Are you a dildo or a dildon't?

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3931

It takes two to dildo!

— Cori [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3930

No one can start on Dildo

— Cori [2017-02-03]
Risk on AFK
#3929

Does anyone know how to do the Dinosaur?

— Graham [2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3928

I look like my mother's trying to dress me as a Village Person

— Cameron [2017-02-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3927

I've been hungover, but never baked beans in public hungover.

— Cameron [2017-02-02]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
#3926

Those damn millennials and their super-heroin...

— Alex [2017-02-02]
Life Is Strange on Talking Simulator
#3925

The point is: Ben does not suck.

— Graham [2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3924

I can't do Ben's voice right now because it'll hurt my throat.

— Graham [2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3923

Why did you prey so upon it?

— Graham [2017-02-02]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3922

The subocean is eternal

— Alex [2017-02-01]
Games + Demos on Watch and Play
#3921

Am I loud?

— Adam [2017-01-14]
None on Unknown
#3920

My favourite Crapshots you write are the ones where you just acquiesce

— Ian, to Graham [2017-01-28]
None on Bonus Stream
#3919

That's me, "delicate flower" Bengineering

— Ben [2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK
#3918

Just because the griffin's butt is more well defined does not mean the snake does not have a butt

— Heather [2017-01-27]
Crokinole on AFK