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  1. #563
    I was checking Twitter, and then I got confused.
    — Serge [2015-07-18]
  2. #562
    He's so Pringles, though.
    — Alex [2015-08-04]
  3. #561
    Worst case: we die.
    — Alex [2015-08-04]
  4. #560
    Let's pick up some kids!
    — Kathleen [2015-08-04]
  5. #559
    His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle.
    — Kathleen [2015-08-04]
  6. #558
    Oh hey, I know that font.
    — Paul [2015-08-03]
  7. #557
    The most amazing peristalsis in the WORLD!
    — Graham [2015-08-03]
  8. #556
    What is with the throwing of the shit?
    — Heather [2015-07-31]
  9. #555
    I found a fire truck. Is that a problem?
    — Graham [2015-07-30]
  10. #554
    Get a Brian, you morans!
    — Graham [2015-07-30]
  11. #553
    I don't know why you're chasing me because she walked into a jet engine.
    — Graham [2015-07-30]
  12. #552
    I can always fail in impressive ways.
    — Cameron [2015-07-29]
  13. #551
    They sent the BRUTE Squad? Not even musketmen? I'm insulted!
    — Cameron [2015-07-29]
  14. #550
    You guys may have told me that, but that involves me paying attention.
    — Paul [2015-07-29]
  15. #549
    We've been promoted out of the SS.
    — Ian [2015-07-28]
  16. #548
    The secret of weight loss is to pull Ouendan though time to help you build a pyramid.
    — Heather [2015-07-28]
  17. #547
    What the? I'm white now?
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  18. #546
    Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  19. #545
    I like how sticky you are.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  20. #544
    This game is EASY... when there's nobody else...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  21. #543
    Go away! I don't care about your orange square, old man!
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  22. #542
    I got hit by a "Kill You" particle.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  23. #541
    ... and also bombs...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  24. #540
    It was a box with a rhinoceros inside...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  25. #539
    Oh no! Somebody voted!
    — Paul [2015-07-27]