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  1. #3679
    I meant what I said even though I didn't mean it!
    — Beej, to Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3678
    Don't worry! We're surrounded by mines!
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3677
    Everything is wrong and different now, and weird. I don't like it.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3676
    We still have three friends.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3675
    Hey! We're fucked!
    — Beej, enthusiastically [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3674
    All Faberge eggs had teeth, historically.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3673
    Hi! Eat me!
    — Beej [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3672
    We have an ore butt.
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3671
    I'm glad you can't just shoot the bunnies.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3670
    No, you come into MY group.
    — Graham, to Kate [2016-11-30]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3669
    It's probably enough that you won't die.
    — Ian, to Paul [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3668
    This is really dumb, but I'm gonna find out.
    — Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #3667
    Do not use my screwdrivers to drive nails!
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #3666
    To be honest, 750V does scare me a bit.
    — Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #3665
    Spudge it from the back.
    — Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #3664
    Just rub a horse on it?
    — Cori [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #3663
    It's nice when it's already broken.
    — Paul [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #3662
    If the destination is fire, then maybe the journey was the most important part.
    — Paul [2016-11-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #3661
    Let's go chisel a beehive!
    — James [2016-11-26]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  20. #3660
    Oh God... I have too many eyes... I think I just need to get rid of two of them right now.
    — Cameron [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  21. #3659
    Chat was right: chat was wrong.
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  22. #3658
    Does someone want to cut me?
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  23. #3657
    I am a pre-teen girl.
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  24. #3656
    Don't make your password fuckity.
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3655
    Did you spider under the water?!
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams