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  1. #3725
    Thanks for doing it in my face...
    — Graham, to Ian [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #3724
    Twerk the focus.
    — Ian [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #3723
    You were thinking it where Chat could see you.
    — Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-12]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #3722
    Seriously, don't eat a penguin
    — Ian [2016-12-11]
    Lost in Harmony on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #3721
    I am Beej now.
    — Ian [2016-12-10]
    None on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #3720
    I wanna be the crone...
    — Kathleen, sadly [2016-12-10]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #3719
    Columns should be able to vote.
    — Ian [2016-12-10]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #3718
    I don't want odd dentistry.
    — Paul [2016-12-10]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #3717
    The banana is missing...
    — Cori [2016-12-10]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #3716
    The jabberwock showed up and told me to kill a bunch of people, that's fine, that's normal.
    — Cameron [2016-12-09]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  11. #3715
    I'm not comfortable getting naked on stream.
    — Julie [2016-12-08]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  12. #3714
    My bits, my bits!
    — Julie, chanting about souls [2016-12-08]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  13. #3713
    I lrrEFF -ing LOVE giant swords!
    — Julie [2016-12-08]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  14. #3711
    Look at me. I am your Cameron now.
    — Julie [2016-12-08]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  15. #3710
    I would like a dress made out of it.
    — Julie, referring to the Gaping Dragon [2016-12-08]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  16. #3709
    Purity's OUR word...
    — Cameron [2016-12-08]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  17. #3708
    If you die in the lagoon, you die for real.
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
  18. #3707
    Go back in the hole.
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-12-07]
    Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
  19. #3706
    I kept my moist nugget!
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
  20. #3705
    What separates a villager, a commoner, and a peon?
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    Xenus 2. White gold. on Watch and Play
  21. #3704
    I think I'm dying... slowly... It's hard to tell.
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    WarFire on Watch and Play
  22. #3703
    Accurate math has no place here!
    — Graham [2016-12-07]
    WarFire on Watch and Play
  23. #3702
    No, Brain! It's not! It's not! Brain, you're not helping!
    — Cameron [2016-11-25]
    None on New Day Tewsday
  24. #3701
    This clearly requires a butt stroke
    — Paul [2016-12-06]
    The Last Guardian on New Day Tewsday
  25. #3700
    When Ian and Beej are left unsupervised in the moonbase, sometimes fire occurs.
    — Kathleen [2016-12-05]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown