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#563
I was checking Twitter, and then I got confused.
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Serge
[2015-07-18]
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#562
He's so Pringles, though.
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Alex
[2015-08-04]
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#561
Worst case: we die.
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Alex
[2015-08-04]
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#560
Let's pick up some kids!
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Kathleen
[2015-08-04]
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#559
His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle.
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Kathleen
[2015-08-04]
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#558
Oh hey, I know that font.
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Paul
[2015-08-03]
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#557
The most amazing peristalsis in the WORLD!
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Graham
[2015-08-03]
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#556
What is with the throwing of the shit?
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Heather
[2015-07-31]
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#555
I found a fire truck. Is that a problem?
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Graham
[2015-07-30]
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#554
Get a Brian, you morans!
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Graham
[2015-07-30]
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#553
I don't know why you're chasing me because she walked into a jet engine.
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Graham
[2015-07-30]
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#552
I can always fail in impressive ways.
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Cameron
[2015-07-29]
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#551
They sent the BRUTE Squad? Not even musketmen? I'm insulted!
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Cameron
[2015-07-29]
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#550
You guys may have told me that, but that involves me paying attention.
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Paul
[2015-07-29]
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#549
We've been promoted out of the SS.
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Ian
[2015-07-28]
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#548
The secret of weight loss is to pull Ouendan though time to help you build a pyramid.
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Heather
[2015-07-28]
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#547
What the? I'm white now?
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#546
Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#545
I like how sticky you are.
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#544
This game is EASY... when there's nobody else...
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#543
Go away! I don't care about your orange square, old man!
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#542
I got hit by a "Kill You" particle.
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#541
... and also bombs...
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#540
It was a box with a rhinoceros inside...
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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#539
Oh no! Somebody voted!
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Paul
[2015-07-27]
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