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#3641

Now I'm touching something.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3640

Press G to brain.

— Alex and Graham [2016-11-23]
Antihorror on Watch and Play
#3639

Oh no... she said the fucker...

— Alex [2016-11-23]
Desert Bus 100 on Watch and Play
#3638

Liz is better at her job than I am.

— Alex [2016-11-23]
Desert Bus for Hope Manager on Watch and Play
#3637

At various points, we all look tired.

— Graham [2016-11-23]
Desert Bus 10x10 on Watch and Play
#3636

Ashton's the same thing as Johnny.

— James [2016-11-19]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3635

Oh! I thought you were just grabbing my butt!

— Liz [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3634

I dunno what a hat is...

— Paul [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3633

I don't want to be writing checks that Tally will make my *** cash.

— Kathleen [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3632

What do you DO with 30 liters of mucus?

— Tally [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3631

We need one Ashton-based Fugi thing.

— James [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3630

Serge: tonight, you have my permission to die.

— Liz [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3629

I would just eat an A-list celebrity.

— Cameron, on his plans if he had a trillion dollars [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3628

I didn't know what a Beej was.

— Ian [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3627

My dad is older than me, thank God.

— Beej [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3626

We're selling the company?! FOR $385 DOLLARS?!?!

— Alex [2016-11-18]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3625

Did you know a Kuerig can bleed?

— Alex [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3624

I'm gonna eat my face! Mmmmm!

— Liz [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3623

I miss the darkness!

— Liz, of Kathleen [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3622

The Chinese script licks.

— Ian [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3621

That worked so well! I should threaten people more often!

— Kathleen [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3620

I had to pollinate the banner!

— Tally [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3619

I was having too much fun menacing people!

— Kathleen [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3618

Temporary vibrators?

— Pika [2016-11-17]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
#3617

How do you Internet?

— Mikey Neumann [2016-11-16]
Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope