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  1. #243
    Hotcarlson, did you send those dick pics like I told you to?
    — Adam [2015-05-07]
  2. #242
    If you don't have a sponge guy, you're not living life right.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  3. #241
    Why do you want to get into some guy? I did not know it was that kind of game.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  4. #240
    Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?
    — Alex [2015-05-05]
  5. #239
    Boy, is my butt tired.
    — Alex [2015-05-05]
  6. #238
    I'm basically a raptor.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  7. #237
    When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  8. #236
    Why can't I have sex?
    — Ian [2015-05-05]
  9. #235
    I would not call the White House 'handsome.'
    — Cori [2015-05-05]
  10. #234
    I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  11. #233
    That's probably old enough to see a forest of dongs.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  12. #232
    F*ck off, Sticky Keys!
    — Alex [2015-05-02]
  13. #231
    I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  14. #230
    <BELCH>
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  15. #229
    All the plants outside are having sex.
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  16. #228
    I'm in a dark void!
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  17. #227
    You had a mole!
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  18. #226
    Look at the pores!
    — Paul [2015-05-04]
  19. #225
    Bird mom? Yeah, I'd let Eileen puke in my mouth.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  20. #224
    Not gonna lie to you guys, lighting a man on fire feels awfully nice.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  21. #223
    I think the problem is that we're smarter than the internet.
    — Paul [2009-03-03]
  22. #222
    I can't identify that cheese.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  23. #221
    Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  24. #220
    Of course it makes perfect sense! What do the ghosts give you when *you* die? They always give *me* weapons.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  25. #219
    Little known secret: I tend to freckle in the summer.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]