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  1. #3649
    I look like I developed Perl.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3648
    I don't want to be friends with your sausage.
    — Heather, to Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3647
    When did you become an old man?!
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3646
    It's harder to sit when you're dead, Ian.
    — Heather [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3645
    By the face... by the butt... get right up there...
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3644
    There's plenty of love bean to go around.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3643
    Leave my pants alone! Hodor! Leave my pants where you found them!
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3642
    I am two!
    — Cameron [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3641
    Now I'm touching something.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3640
    Press G to brain.
    — Alex and Graham [2016-11-23]
    Antihorror on Watch and Play
  11. #3639
    Oh no... she said the fucker...
    — Alex [2016-11-23]
    Desert Bus 100 on Watch and Play
  12. #3638
    Liz is better at her job than I am.
    — Alex [2016-11-23]
    Desert Bus for Hope Manager on Watch and Play
  13. #3637
    At various points, we all look tired.
    — Graham [2016-11-23]
    Desert Bus 10x10 on Watch and Play
  14. #3636
    Ashton's the same thing as Johnny.
    — James [2016-11-19]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #3635
    Oh! I thought you were just grabbing my butt!
    — Liz [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #3634
    I dunno what a hat is...
    — Paul [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #3633
    I don't want to be writing checks that Tally will make my *** cash.
    — Kathleen [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #3632
    What do you DO with 30 liters of mucus?
    — Tally [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #3631
    We need one Ashton-based Fugi thing.
    — James [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #3630
    Serge: tonight, you have my permission to die.
    — Liz [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #3629
    I would just eat an A-list celebrity.
    — Cameron, on his plans if he had a trillion dollars [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #3628
    I didn't know what a Beej was.
    — Ian [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #3627
    My dad is older than me, thank God.
    — Beej [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #3626
    We're selling the company?! FOR $385 DOLLARS?!?!
    — Alex [2016-11-18]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #3625
    Did you know a Kuerig can bleed?
    — Alex [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope