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  1. #3699
    Graham is funny.
    — Kathleen [2016-12-05]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
  2. #3697
    Welcome to the Taj Mahal, it's filled with kangaroos.
    — Ian [2016-12-04]
    None on Unknown
  3. #3696
    Aha! You're full-on cyber... getting touched a lot.
    — Ian, of Heather [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #3695
    Are YOU the mass extinction?
    — Ian, to Heather [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #3694
    Cori can get bent sometimes.
    — Ian [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  6. #3693
    Am I a computer vampire?
    — Heather [2016-12-04]
    Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #3692
    I flew too close to the ground.
    — Ian [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3691
    I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape.
    — Graham [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3690
    I'm not healing! I'm on speed! ... Well, I feel like I'm on speed...
    — Graham [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3689
    Shitler assemble!
    — Cameron [2016-12-02]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3688
    Wait, what did you do to my mom?
    — James [2016-12-02]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3687
    I had this experience with God...
    — Cameron [2016-12-01]
    My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
  13. #3686
    I've never died from having to pee too much.
    — Alex [2016-12-01]
    My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
  14. #3685
    Ugh, it's like getting a bad coffee milkshake.
    — Cam, of Tim Hortons [2016-12-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  15. #3684
    If I am Aunt Jemima, then I am inside all of LRR.
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3683
    I died by incorrect butt pointing.
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3682
    I signed up for the USSR Jelly Roll.
    — Heather [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3681
    Get your butt in the bottom.
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3680
    "Let's go to the one-stop friend shop." "Applebees?"
    — Paul and Beej [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3679
    I meant what I said even though I didn't mean it!
    — Beej, to Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3678
    Don't worry! We're surrounded by mines!
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3677
    Everything is wrong and different now, and weird. I don't like it.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3676
    We still have three friends.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3675
    Hey! We're fucked!
    — Beej, enthusiastically [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3674
    All Faberge eggs had teeth, historically.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams