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  1. #538
    What'd I get? MONEY... that exploded...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  2. #537
    That entire pit is a guy.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  3. #536
    10% chance to stun my ass.
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  4. #535
    If I look at it, that makes it true.
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  5. #534
    I'm *** useless without my thing!
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  6. #533
    I don't even know what a Huffington Post is...
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  7. #532
    You've bested a marmot!
    — Paul [2015-07-23]
  8. #531
    Is there something below the Easy AI that we can try?
    — Paul [2015-07-23]
  9. #530
    He's cheating... by having good cards in his deck.
    — Paul [2015-07-23]
  10. #528
    Never playing Minecraft AGAIN!
    — James [2015-07-23]
  11. #527
    I really like getting behind in these three player games and letting other people... FU**
    — James [2015-07-23]
  12. #526
    That was the most pathetic goal I've seen all day.
    — James [2015-07-23]
  13. #525
    Have I made any alcohol? Not on purpose.
    — Cameron [2015-07-22]
  14. #524
    Improv... why did it have to be improv?
    — Cameron [2015-07-22]
  15. #523
    Haha, Eagle! That's what you get for sitting on the GROUND, idiot...
    — Graham [2015-07-22]
  16. #522
    Shhhh... I'm the wind... Shhhh... Wind... Shhh... Shhh... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Rustle Rustle Rustle... Those were leaves and trees... and maybe a guy named Russell.
    — Paul [2015-07-22]
  17. #521
    Why do you keep drugging me?
    — Graham [2015-07-22]
  18. #520
    Well, I wasn't AIMING for dick...
    — Graham [2015-07-22]
  19. #519
    You may prevent a depth.
    — Cori [2015-07-21]
  20. #518
    I made a garbage hat! What the hell?!
    — Ian [2015-07-21]
  21. #517
    Graham is not really a heavy hitter.
    — Cori [2015-07-21]
  22. #516
    We can infect ALL of Songhai with Atheism!
    — Cameron [2015-07-21]
  23. #515
    *waves hands* This, by the way, is the International Symbol for Ghostiness.
    — Cameron [2015-07-21]
  24. #514
    The Austrians are getting their *** kicked! The Austrians are going to get MY *** kicked!
    — Cameron [2015-07-21]
  25. #513
    Heather makes love. I make demons.
    — Kathleen [2015-07-21]