Quotes – LRRbot

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#3808

Water can't be on fire.

— Ian [2016-12-28]
None on Bonus Stream
#3807

Welcome to Alex's personal Hell. Population: Everyone.

— Alex [2017-01-04]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3806

Toronto is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of Poland Inc.

— Cameron [2017-01-03]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Bonus Stream
#3805

Chat WAS wrong... God, that feels good to say.

— James [2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
#3804

I'm taking speed.

— Adam [2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
#3803

Nuts are blue.

— Ben [2016-12-30]
Mechs vs. Minions on AFK
#3802

I only want Chat.

— Adam [2016-12-30]
Mechs & Minions on AFK
#3801

A lot of people like to cuddle fish.

— Cori [2016-12-29]
Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
#3800

Well... Some people are orange...

— Cori [2016-12-29]
Mass Effect on Talking Simulator
#3799

Aw man, Hannah Montana: The Movie the game? I wanna play that!

— James [2016-12-29]
Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
#3798

All right guys don't worry, we've got weed

— James [2016-12-29]
Resident Evil 5 on 18 Games & Counting
#3797

Here comes some hot meat

— Ian [2016-12-28]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3796

I'm a bad yeller.

— Ian [2016-12-28]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3795

You can't use your sword around corners, but you can block the laser with your bridge.

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3794

Shave a bomb?! Shave a bomb on a timer?!

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3793

Why does teen Obama have such a big beard?

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3792

Open door with fire. The normal way. The traditional way.

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3791

Are you supposed to hit the crack with that?

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3790

I don't need my eyes...

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3789

Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes...

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3788

Now you're full of gems again.

— Cori, to Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3787

You know, I haven't tried punching myself...

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3786

When you two wake up, you better build me a torch!

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
#3785

I'm about to have SO MUCH WOOD.

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
#3784

I want that chest.

— mtvcdm [2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play