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  1. #512
    Let's go lrrEFF some horses!
    — Heather [2015-07-21]
  2. #511
    I have a variety of poop-related slang.
    — Kathleen [2015-07-21]
  3. #510
    I'm too afraid of a quickie.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  4. #509
    Use your face!
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  5. #508
    I just grabbed right onto your face.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  6. #507
    We can't screw this up! I screwed it up!
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  7. #506
    Violent, violent safety.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  8. #505
    Stop stealing my bits, Cori!
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  9. #504
    Put it in my face!
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  10. #503
    Go left, go right, lrrEFF !
    — Cori, Beej, and Ryan [2015-07-20]
  11. #502
    I have seen some stuff, on fanfic Fridays...
    — Cori [2015-07-20]
  12. #501
    I was button-mashing with my face and it was equally effective to everything I was doing intentionally.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  13. #500
    Make out with me, Kirbys!
    — Cori [2015-07-20]
  14. #499
    I like how the Chat's slowed down, like everyone's really intense... or they just don't give a shit.
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  15. #498
    I was admiring the lag.
    — Cori [2015-07-20]
  16. #497
    I desire failure, like a true ninja.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  17. #496
    Cori needs to be a thing, and get water.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  18. #495
    You wouldn't think this would be a problem, but I keep forgetting who I am.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  19. #494
    We are delightful redundancies in the gang-beatings.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  20. #493
    Who wants a kiss?
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  21. #492
    Oh wait we can go back! NO WE CAN'T GO BACK!
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  22. #491
    Can you make sure we kill ALL of these cute creatures?
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  23. #490
    I killed a sleeping child, whatever.
    — Ryan [2015-07-20]
  24. #489
    We need them to leave.
    — Beej [2015-07-20]
  25. #488
    Kirby is not consent.
    — Beej [2015-07-20]