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  1. #3256
    FROG lrrEFF ER 2!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3255
    I make jam in my mouth!
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3254
    The weeb life chose me.
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3253
    Dude, your axe is mad frigid.
    — Alex, to Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3252
    The rocks are burning! Why are the ROCKS burning?!?!
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3251
    The lrrEFF do I do with this beard hair?!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3250
    It's normal that I'm talking to my videogame axe.
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3249
    Have my STUPID axe.
    — Beej, to Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3248
    I broke my lrrEFF Beej!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3247
    I am going to come in handy for myself.
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3246
    Please don't turn into a were-shit...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3245
    I'm a shit-dog...
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3244
    That's an ass! That's a land ass!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3243
    Why is the red mushroom sleeping?
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3242
    Wow, that guy got really angry that I took his toilet brick. I bet he worked really hard on it...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  16. #3241
    *cries* I have no self-control...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  17. #3240
    I want a shrubbery hat.
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  18. #3239
    You don't need to be so lrrEFF ing hostile! I'm just being sick on your doorstep!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  19. #3238
    Permadeath? Do I WANT that?
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  20. #3237
    You are full humped.
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  21. #3236
    I can only stay up there for so long.
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  22. #3235
    Touch everything.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  23. #3234
    Some sort of butt plasma...
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  24. #3233
    Games like this are why I only drink pure grain alcohol.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  25. #3232
    Massive amounts of ejaculate is manly.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import

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