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  1. #3673
    Hi! Eat me!
    — Beej [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3672
    We have an ore butt.
    — Ian [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3671
    I'm glad you can't just shoot the bunnies.
    — Paul [2016-11-30]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3670
    No, you come into MY group.
    — Graham, to Kate [2016-11-30]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3669
    It's probably enough that you won't die.
    — Ian, to Paul [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3668
    This is really dumb, but I'm gonna find out.
    — Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #3667
    Do not use my screwdrivers to drive nails!
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #3666
    To be honest, 750V does scare me a bit.
    — Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3665
    Spudge it from the back.
    — Ian [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3664
    Just rub a horse on it?
    — Cori [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #3663
    It's nice when it's already broken.
    — Paul [2016-11-28]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3662
    If the destination is fire, then maybe the journey was the most important part.
    — Paul [2016-11-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  13. #3661
    Let's go chisel a beehive!
    — James [2016-11-26]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  14. #3660
    Oh God... I have too many eyes... I think I just need to get rid of two of them right now.
    — Cameron [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  15. #3659
    Chat was right: chat was wrong.
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  16. #3658
    Does someone want to cut me?
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  17. #3657
    I am a pre-teen girl.
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  18. #3656
    Don't make your password fuckity.
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3655
    Did you spider under the water?!
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3654
    The last time someone told me to put my sausage in Grindr, it didn't turn out the way I expected.
    — Cameron [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3653
    Wait, is your cape LOAD-BEARING?!
    — Ian, to Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3652
    When your eyes come back, you know you're alive.
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3651
    I want to be an exporter of meaty thunk, not an importer.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3650
    Knock her down. Let the sausage do the rest of the work.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3649
    I look like I developed Perl.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams

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