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  1. #3662
    If the destination is fire, then maybe the journey was the most important part.
    — Paul [2016-11-28]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #3661
    Let's go chisel a beehive!
    — James [2016-11-26]
    Minecraft on Bonus Stream
  3. #3660
    Oh God... I have too many eyes... I think I just need to get rid of two of them right now.
    — Cameron [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  4. #3659
    Chat was right: chat was wrong.
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  5. #3658
    Does someone want to cut me?
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  6. #3657
    I am a pre-teen girl.
    — Ian [2016-11-25]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  7. #3656
    Don't make your password fuckity.
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3655
    Did you spider under the water?!
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3654
    The last time someone told me to put my sausage in Grindr, it didn't turn out the way I expected.
    — Cameron [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3653
    Wait, is your cape LOAD-BEARING?!
    — Ian, to Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3652
    When your eyes come back, you know you're alive.
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3651
    I want to be an exporter of meaty thunk, not an importer.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3650
    Knock her down. Let the sausage do the rest of the work.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3649
    I look like I developed Perl.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3648
    I don't want to be friends with your sausage.
    — Heather, to Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3647
    When did you become an old man?!
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3646
    It's harder to sit when you're dead, Ian.
    — Heather [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3645
    By the face... by the butt... get right up there...
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3644
    There's plenty of love bean to go around.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3643
    Leave my pants alone! Hodor! Leave my pants where you found them!
    — Cori [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3642
    I am two!
    — Cameron [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3641
    Now I'm touching something.
    — Ian [2016-11-23]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3640
    Press G to brain.
    — Alex and Graham [2016-11-23]
    Antihorror on Watch and Play
  24. #3639
    Oh no... she said the fucker...
    — Alex [2016-11-23]
    Desert Bus 100 on Watch and Play
  25. #3638
    Liz is better at her job than I am.
    — Alex [2016-11-23]
    Desert Bus for Hope Manager on Watch and Play

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