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  1. #3624
    I'm gonna eat my face! Mmmmm!
    — Liz [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  2. #3623
    I miss the darkness!
    — Liz, of Kathleen [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  3. #3622
    The Chinese script licks.
    — Ian [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  4. #3621
    That worked so well! I should threaten people more often!
    — Kathleen [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  5. #3620
    I had to pollinate the banner!
    — Tally [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  6. #3619
    I was having too much fun menacing people!
    — Kathleen [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  7. #3618
    Temporary vibrators?
    — Pika [2016-11-17]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  8. #3617
    How do you Internet?
    — Mikey Neumann [2016-11-16]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  9. #3616
    A. U. R. A. L. You filthy people!
    — Graham [2016-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  10. #3615
    I'm just a question... with legs.
    — Jerry [2016-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  11. #3614
    I'm just delicious!
    — Jerry [2016-11-15]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  12. #3613
    I ate too much blaze.
    — Graham [2016-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  13. #3612
    Let me unzip my lion.
    — Ashley [2016-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  14. #3611
    Beej, stop being bad at imaginary hopscotch.
    — Heather [2016-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  15. #3610
    Do you want to blow up a taxi?
    — Alex, to Beej [2016-11-14]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  16. #3609
    Johnny unplugged the universe.
    — Cameron [2016-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  17. #3608
    I'm still wet on the outside.
    — Ben [2016-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  18. #3607
    I'm the last Beej.
    — Cori [2016-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  19. #3606
    I turned down the sex, but turned up the cliches.
    — Kathleen [2016-11-13]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  20. #3605
    Who among us has not totalled a car?
    — Graham [2016-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  21. #3604
    I'll just sit back here and unzip.
    — Graham [2016-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  22. #3603
    Do placentas glitter?!
    — Tally [2016-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  23. #3602
    I'm not going to lick the Bristol Stool Chart.
    — Matt [2016-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  24. #3601
    Don't ferment your Soylent.
    — Ian [2016-11-12]
    Penn And Teller's Smoke And Mirrors on Desert Bus for Hope
  25. #3600
    I didn't sniff any koala farts.
    — Kathleen [2016-11-12]
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