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  1. #3231
    I've never been so happy to cover people in...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  2. #3230
    Nothing more comes out...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  3. #3229
    Now I can get two guys in there.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  4. #3228
    Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  5. #3227
    I'm glad there's two of us playing this... No I'm not! I'm not happy about that at all!
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  6. #3226
    We're now in woman territory...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  7. #3225
    Now that I'm a government employee, I want them to question why they hired me as a government employee.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  8. #3224
    Easy mode is so good!
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  9. #3223
    White boy. Tiny white boys. Are you supposed to collect all the boys?
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  10. #3222
    I'm glad it didn't fart hearts at us.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  11. #3221
    Right now, I'm killing otakus and cat maid girls.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  12. #3220
    I've tried for a long time to understand why they did this.
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  13. #3219
    I'm really glad the spiders don't have weird dicks or something.
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  14. #3218
    We haven't seen a dick yet!
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  15. #3217
    That's Paul's butt.
    — Graham [2016-08-15]
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  16. #3216
    Now is the time to burn...
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
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  17. #3215
    Empty. Barren. Beej.
    — Cori [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  18. #3214
    When there's two of them, it's a man.
    — Heather [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  19. #3213
    I will NOT have sex with this board game.
    — Cori [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  20. #3212
    That's a lot of boys... perfect boys...
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  21. #3211
    That was an astonishing aural experience.
    — Cameron [2016-08-12]
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  22. #3210
    I don't have any more wooden boys left. I would like some wooden boys.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
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  23. #3209
    Everyone is involved in the hottest cupping at the Olympics.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  24. #3208
    I know more about boys.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
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  25. #3207
    I feel like I shouldn't do something stupid.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK