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  1. #261
    Well played, pig. Well played. You get to keep your rectum.
    — Cameron [2015-05-01]
  2. #260
    He's doing a way too good a job protecting his butt.
    — Cameron [2015-05-01]
  3. #259
    I discovered some delightful new ways to f*ck up.
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  4. #258
    This man's *ss is glowing.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  5. #257
    I would rather be lucky than good.
    — Adam [2015-05-09]
  6. #256
    Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?
    — Adam [2015-05-09]
  7. #255
    I can't wait for the opportunity to inject myself with morphine I found on the ground.
    — Alex [2015-05-09]
  8. #254
    Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there.
    — Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
  9. #253
    I saw this guy once touch his own flaming balls.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  10. #252
    It's just like high school, everyone is partying and I'm out here killing dogs with a saw.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  11. #251
    Life is like a spike-ball guy you don't want to fight twice.
    — Alex [2015-05-08]
  12. #250
    Move your molasses legs!
    — Alex [2015-05-08]
  13. #249
    Let's <belch>!
    — Alex [2015-05-08]
  14. #247
    They have a ledger of hatred. I wish I had one of those.
    — Paul [2015-04-15]
  15. #246
    I don't really care about my testicles *that* much.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  16. #245
    There are worse problems to have in life than a bunch of nude selfies… with sponges.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  17. #244
    I don't want to see a picture of somebody covering their private parts with the sponge.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  18. #243
    Hotcarlson, did you send those dick pics like I told you to?
    — Adam [2015-05-07]
  19. #242
    If you don't have a sponge guy, you're not living life right.
    — James [2015-05-07]
  20. #241
    Why do you want to get into some guy? I did not know it was that kind of game.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  21. #240
    Wait, which one of these buckets do I poop in?
    — Alex [2015-05-05]
  22. #239
    Boy, is my butt tired.
    — Alex [2015-05-05]
  23. #238
    I'm basically a raptor.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  24. #237
    When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  25. #236
    Why can't I have sex?
    — Ian [2015-05-05]