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  1. #487
    By your powers combined, I am Captain "Damn it!"
    — Akaiatana [2015-07-20]
  2. #486
    Oh right! I AM going to die of air! Woo!
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  3. #485
    Awww... I'm wet now...
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  4. #484
    What depressing mugs...
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  5. #483
    I don't know how squirrels think.
    — Paul [2015-07-20]
  6. #482
    I've been footed!
    — Graham [2015-07-20]
  7. #481
    Now I have the color of skin.
    — Graham [2015-07-20]
  8. #479
    The dream juice makes you forget.
    — Jer [2015-07-18]
  9. #478
    You saw something weird in Japan? A TASTELESS PRODUCT DECISION IN JAPAN?!
    — Jer [2015-07-18]
  10. #477
    Why have I not heard of this card? Probably because it's terrible.
    — Graham [2015-07-18]
  11. #476
    You don't actually watch my stream? lrrEFF you, then.
    — Adam [2015-07-18]
  12. #475
    The sword is sufficiently metal.
    — BusTed [2015-07-18]
  13. #474
    Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones! They're the modern Stone-Age lrrEFF !
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  14. #473
    No, we are not going to *** Butts.
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  15. #472
    I would love to lrrEFF a wheelchair!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  16. #471
    Do you want to fight an optional goat?
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  17. #470
    Cram a canal!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  18. #469
    Go grab your junk.
    — Suzie [2015-07-17]
  19. #468
    I'm changing to the good film.
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  20. #467
    *** I can eat hair if I want to! I can eat a hairpie!
    — Alex [2015-07-17]
  21. #466
    I don't keep track of a lot of things I say while I'm streaming.
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  22. #465
    Please stop talking about my genitals! Mr. Dominator, sir, could you please stop talking about my erection.
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  23. #464
    Why are we jumping ONTO the mountain?
    — Graham [2015-07-16]
  24. #463
    That really sounds like a stupid-ass play... which makes it kind of tempting.
    — James [2015-07-16]
  25. #462
    I would eat your fortress.
    — James [2015-07-16]