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  1. #3206
    I couldn't swallow it! At university, I never learned how to glug! I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO GLUG!
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  2. #3205
    I need dudes, Heather...
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  3. #3204
    Most things conduct if you try hard enough.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  4. #3203
    I don't know where your face has been.
    — Heather, referring to Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  5. #3202
    Boy, I wish I could buy more things with money.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  6. #3201
    Two people turn into a bridge.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  7. #3200
    This game isn't about being happy. This game is about being irritated until the second-to-last turn.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  8. #3199
    Gorillas are people. We should treat them as such.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  9. #3198
    You witches breed like rats!
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  10. #3197
    I intend to screw this up... not on purpose.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  11. #3196
    Red-town: You never want that.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  12. #3195
    How the lrrEFF are they staying erect?
    — Alex [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  13. #3194
    There have always been black people.
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  14. #3193
    God, I'm beautiful!
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  15. #3192
    I believe me, too.
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  16. #3191
    I'm going to have to start throwing more people in the garbage, I guess.
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3190
    Beej! Stop being useful!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3189
    Don't lrrEFF it! Don't lrrEFF it! CHECK before you lrrEFF it!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3188
    What if I gave your cat a syringe?
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3187
    What lrrEFF ing quadrant is 'middle right'?!
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3186
    We don't need more meat! We have meat everywhere! Everything is covered in meat!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3185
    Oh God! I keep grabbing meat!
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3184
    The meat's movin' again! Bye meat!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3183
    Gimme meat!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3182
    I found the mushrooms! They're under the clock!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams

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