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  1. #3538
    Hey Ian, how much do you like being alive?
    — Cameron [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  2. #3537
    Mmmm... white people...
    — James [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  3. #3536
    He just reminds me about how little I've accomplished in my life.
    — Ian, regarding Jason Momoa [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  4. #3535
    I added "or her". Figure it out, game designers.
    — James [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  5. #3534
    The chat is now telling you that, after it is a useful piece of information.
    — Paul [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  6. #3533
    I don't even listen to Chat when I'm talking to them.
    — Cameron [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  7. #3532
    I am stronger than dogs now!
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  8. #3531
    Woohoo! Get inside me!
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  9. #3530
    Oh God! You POUR... uphill...
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  10. #3529
    Enjoy my ass....
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  11. #3528
    And now you get to fall upwards into the light.
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  12. #3527
    Try using the mayonnaise on the gate!
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  13. #3526
    Give the underboob of setting here.
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  14. #3525
    Once you hit bottom, swim across. Never go up.
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  15. #3524
    *** your pants... I mean, you're not wearing pants...
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  16. #3523
    My balls is flameproof.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3522
    We need to be thoughtful in where we apply our balls.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3521
    Oh, lrrEFF me running!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3520
    Eat balls! Eat my balls!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3519
    You never want shit inflation...
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3518
    Man the Flail of Understanding!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3517
    I identify as flail-kin.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3516
    7 shits! 7 shits! 45 different kinds of shit!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3515
    Caltrops should not be adorable.
    — Paul [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3514
    Space Battleship Tomato.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams