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  1. #461
    That's where I store my birth control: on the roof!
    — Graham [2015-07-15]
  2. #460
    You're going to have to kill 5 monkeys to make up for that.
    — Paul [2015-07-15]
  3. #459
    It's cool that it actually lights things on fire... including, uh... rock?
    — Paul [2015-07-15]
  4. #458
    By the way kids, let's talk about murder.
    — Kathleen [2015-07-15]
  5. #457
    EVERYBODY gets death!
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  6. #456
    Our modernist nightmare is swiftly turning into just a regular nightmare.
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  7. #455
    I'm going to need everyone to clench for the greater good.
    — Cameron [2015-07-14]
  8. #454
    Wow... Kirby's a dom.
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  9. #453
    lrrEFF you, monkey!
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  10. #452
    It might be a thing that we break and fall to its doom... Or it might just be here.
    — Heather [2015-07-13]
  11. #451
    Just roll with it.
    — Heather [2015-07-13]
  12. #450
    I hit that kid with a hot dog. FOOD FIGHT!
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  13. #449
    I fridged Kirby!
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  14. #448
    That seems like a pretty good tactic: throwing your face at someone.
    — Heather [2015-07-13]
  15. #447
    Why did I swallow the music?
    — Beej [2015-07-13]
  16. #446
    You hear that, Brain? You're on notice.
    — Paul [2015-07-13]
  17. #445
    Ah! DEATH is over here. Interesting. Well, if I ever need death, I know where to go.
    — Paul [2015-07-13]
  18. #444
    I am scient-esque.
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  19. #443
    We're all going to die. It's going to be fine.
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  20. #442
    I don't like eating food that makes me immediately excrete something.
    — Julie [2015-07-09]
  21. #441
    Don't be selfish, Chat! This isn't about you!
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  22. #440
    I don't know what that is. Is it one of those animoos?
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  23. #439
    People love playing near traffic!
    — Cameron [2015-07-09]
  24. #438
    Reach for the skybox.
    — RebelliousUno [2015-07-09]
  25. #437
    <soft sobbing>
    — James [2015-07-09]