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  1. #556
    What is with the throwing of the shit?
    — Heather [2015-07-31]
  2. #555
    I found a fire truck. Is that a problem?
    — Graham [2015-07-30]
  3. #554
    Get a Brian, you morans!
    — Graham [2015-07-30]
  4. #553
    I don't know why you're chasing me because she walked into a jet engine.
    — Graham [2015-07-30]
  5. #552
    I can always fail in impressive ways.
    — Cameron [2015-07-29]
  6. #551
    They sent the BRUTE Squad? Not even musketmen? I'm insulted!
    — Cameron [2015-07-29]
  7. #550
    You guys may have told me that, but that involves me paying attention.
    — Paul [2015-07-29]
  8. #549
    We've been promoted out of the SS.
    — Ian [2015-07-28]
  9. #548
    The secret of weight loss is to pull Ouendan though time to help you build a pyramid.
    — Heather [2015-07-28]
  10. #547
    What the? I'm white now?
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  11. #546
    Can I tell it I'm worse than I actually am?
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  12. #545
    I like how sticky you are.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  13. #544
    This game is EASY... when there's nobody else...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  14. #543
    Go away! I don't care about your orange square, old man!
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  15. #542
    I got hit by a "Kill You" particle.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  16. #541
    ... and also bombs...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  17. #540
    It was a box with a rhinoceros inside...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  18. #539
    Oh no! Somebody voted!
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  19. #538
    What'd I get? MONEY... that exploded...
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  20. #537
    That entire pit is a guy.
    — Paul [2015-07-27]
  21. #536
    10% chance to stun my ass.
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  22. #535
    If I look at it, that makes it true.
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  23. #534
    I'm *** useless without my thing!
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  24. #533
    I don't even know what a Huffington Post is...
    — Adam [2015-07-23]
  25. #532
    You've bested a marmot!
    — Paul [2015-07-23]