Quotes – LRRbot

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#3794

Shave a bomb?! Shave a bomb on a timer?!

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3793

Why does teen Obama have such a big beard?

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3792

Open door with fire. The normal way. The traditional way.

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3791

Are you supposed to hit the crack with that?

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3790

I don't need my eyes...

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3789

Never trust Chat... not even with your eyes...

— Cori [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3788

Now you're full of gems again.

— Cori, to Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3787

You know, I haven't tried punching myself...

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
#3786

When you two wake up, you better build me a torch!

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
#3785

I'm about to have SO MUCH WOOD.

— Graham [2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
#3784

I want that chest.

— mtvcdm [2016-12-28]
Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
#3782

I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food

— Ian [2016-12-25]
Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
#3781

Hooray! Arson!

— Adam [2016-12-24]
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3780

EAT SHIT, BARON SAMEDI!

— Cameron [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3779

One of you has super-lame fears.

— Cameron, to Graham, Beej, and Ian [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3778

How are you so bad at everything you do?

— Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3776

Roll a 6 IN YOUR BODY!

— Graham, to Beej [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3775

Yo Baron, I'm uncomfortable but I can dig it!

— Graham [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3774

Where is the *** end of these keys?

— Graham [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3773

Sure Baron, I am obliged to dig it

— Graham [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3772

I don't even mind him calling me 'Dirtbag.' It's the inflection!

— Graham [2016-12-23]
Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
#3771

I'm looking for a 10-inch pianist!

— Alex [2016-12-22]
Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
#3770

I have my lines through this course plotted out pretty precisely. You go straight forward you hit the first gate, and then directly up Matt's ass.

— MrPhlip [2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
#3769

I dropped my pants.

— Graham [2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams
#3768

James never gon' give it to ya.

— Ian [2016-12-21]
Destiny on Crossing the Streams