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  1. #210
    F*ck my *ss with a rubber brush!
    — Adam [2015-05-02]
  2. #209
    The Dutch! Again!
    — Adam [2007-07-14]
  3. #208
    The Dutch!
    — Adam [2007-07-14]
  4. #207
    Fortune favours the butt!
    — Adam [2015-05-02]
  5. #206
    Can't we do that without you being turgid?
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  6. #205
    Telling somebody horrible information about their home planet is the best way to make friends.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  7. #204
    Ignore me! — It's OK. I'm used to doing that. — Aww.
    — Alex and Paul [2015-04-13]
  8. #203
    I never wanted this kind of a view of a clam before.
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  9. #202
    We have the right to wear pants now.
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  10. #201
    God, every time I look at the chat, I just, like, wander off into the forest.
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  11. #200
    I'm f*cking vibrating, man!
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  12. #199
    Anything different freaks me out at this point.
    — Graham [2015-05-01]
  13. #198
    I don't like the creepy faced octopus.
    — Graham [2015-05-01]
  14. #197
    What kind of monster are you? Are you Specimen 6?
    — Graham, to Alex [2015-05-01]
  15. #196
    Welcome, everyone… to me wordlessly sprinting through corridors.
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  16. #195
    El spidro gigante!
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  17. #194
    I don't like the roof holes because spiders come out of them.
    — Alex, singing [2015-05-01]
  18. #193
    I'll be fine. If you hear shrieking from the next room, you'll know why.
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  19. #192
    Wow, I just started speaking in tongues there, didn't I?
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  20. #191
    Why are we in this school? Why are we in a *Japanese* school? Oh, shittles!
    — Graham [2015-05-01]
  21. #190
    Hah! Idiot…
    — Alex
  22. #189
    Oh good! Good good… gooood… goohohohood… this is GOOHOHOOD…
    — Alex, terrified [2015-05-01]
  23. #188
    <stream of profanity>
  24. #187
    <maniacal crazed laughter>
    — Alex
  25. #186
    <incoherent gibberish>
    — Alex