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#3513

I have a thorax.

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3512

Please do not eat/mate with me!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3511

You'll never catch me. I'm the gingerbread FUCK!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3510

OK... We're fine... We are NOT fine...

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3509

Well lrrEFF consoles, lrrEFF PC, lrrEFF gaming...

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3508

My OFFICIAL title is 'Professional Internet Idiot' but the 'Professional' part comes first.

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3507

I'm Death's favorite!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3506

Thank you, Death!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3505

PIIIIIIIISS! Everything is piss! I live in a world of piss!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3504

What the lrrEFF does this head do?

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3503

Oxygen makes you fat!

— Ian [2016-10-10]
K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
#3502

She doesn't strum if I don't push her buttons.

— Ian [2016-10-10]
K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
#3501

There's a lot of boobs on this other thing.

— Beej [2016-10-10]
K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
#3500

I was too short. Now I am normal-sized.

— Ian [2016-10-10]
K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import
#3499

Oh shit! The lrrHAM is here!

— Kate [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3498

I almost got into a fistfight during my first game of Diplomacy.

— Cameron [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3497

Adult Diapers! I've got a butt-load!

— Ian [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3496

I can defend this with an arrow in my ass!

— Beej, in Sean Connery accent [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3495

There's a lot of me near the floor.

— Beej [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3494

Robin Williams got SWOLE!

— Ian [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3493

ZomBODY once told me...

— Beej [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3492

Nothing falls on you or in you.

— Paul [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3491

Iran is psychic!

— MadWaltz [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3490

I will attack the top of this dwarf.

— Paul [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3489

Zombies are just wet mummies?

— Ian [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK