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  1. #3788
    Now you're full of gems again.
    — Cori, to Graham [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  2. #3787
    You know, I haven't tried punching myself...
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Frog Fractions 2 on Watch and Play
  3. #3786
    When you two wake up, you better build me a torch!
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
  4. #3785
    I'm about to have SO MUCH WOOD.
    — Graham [2016-12-28]
    Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
  5. #3784
    I want that chest.
    — mtvcdm [2016-12-28]
    Glittermitten Grove on Watch and Play
  6. #3782
    I think if you put it in your mouth, it's food
    — Ian [2016-12-25]
    Melody's Escape on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #3781
    Hooray! Arson!
    — Adam [2016-12-24]
    The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD on Adam's Gamehaüs
  8. #3780
    EAT SHIT, BARON SAMEDI!
    — Cameron [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  9. #3779
    One of you has super-lame fears.
    — Cameron, to Graham, Beej, and Ian [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  10. #3778
    How are you so bad at everything you do?
    — Cameron, to Ian [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  11. #3776
    Roll a 6 IN YOUR BODY!
    — Graham, to Beej [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  12. #3775
    Yo Baron, I'm uncomfortable but I can dig it!
    — Graham [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  13. #3774
    Where is the *** end of these keys?
    — Graham [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  14. #3773
    Sure Baron, I am obliged to dig it
    — Graham [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  15. #3772
    I don't even mind him calling me 'Dirtbag.' It's the inflection!
    — Graham [2016-12-23]
    Nightmare II: The Video Board Game on AFK
  16. #3771
    I'm looking for a 10-inch pianist!
    — Alex [2016-12-22]
    Layers of Fear on Talking Simulator
  17. #3770
    I have my lines through this course plotted out pretty precisely. You go straight forward you hit the first gate, and then directly up Matt's ass.
    — MrPhlip [2016-12-21]
    Destiny on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3769
    I dropped my pants.
    — Graham [2016-12-21]
    Destiny on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3768
    James never gon' give it to ya.
    — Ian [2016-12-21]
    Destiny on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3767
    I don't have pants that work.
    — Graham [2016-12-21]
    Destiny on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3766
    Don't investigate weird noises! Hasn't Scooby-Doo taught you anything?
    — Ben [2016-12-21]
    Haunting Ground on Let's NOPE
  22. #3765
    Urinary mods...
    — Ian [2016-12-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #3764
    Look, if it goes both ways, you can take it both ways.
    — Ian [2016-12-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #3763
    It's time to get sticky! Do you want to get sticky?
    — Ian, to Bengineering [2016-12-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #3762
    If you have to force it, you're probably doing it wrong.
    — Ian [2016-12-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry