Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3478

I don't speak... European.

— Ian [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3477

What flavor soap do we have?

— Ian [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3476

OK, now it's finished crashing.

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3475

I hope your gun is firing tiny bricks.

— Graham [2016-10-05]
Tales of Destruction on Watch and Play
#3474

Who keeps shitting batteries out?

— Graham [2016-10-05]
The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
#3473

I'm glad I *** myself earlier.

— Graham [2016-10-05]
The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
#3472

Where are my organs? They're in my hands, actually.

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3471

Why is there butt smoke everywhere?

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3470

My sword has no eyes!

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3469

Is that how you cut your arm off? By dropping it?

— Graham [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3468

Oh my God! It's coming out of my ass!

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3467

There's so many nose controls!

— Graham [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3466

You never go ovipositor to mandibles.

— Ian [2016-10-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3465

What is wrong with you, Horner?! This is a children's show!

— Alex [2016-10-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3464

Don't quote me on that.

— Graham [2016-10-03]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3463

I can't even rhythm anymore. lrrEFF I... I can't... I just... I can't... I lost... complete... what was...

— Heather [2016-10-02]
None on Unknown
#3462

Awwwww... I HATE heart-warming things...

— Kathleen [2016-10-01]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3461

This is a thing of lies... This is an urn of lies.

— Alex [2016-10-01]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3460

It smells like Christmas! I don't want pasta that smells like Christmas!

— Graham [2016-10-01]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3459

Parts of me are trying to escape.

— Serge [2016-09-30]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3458

Go outside! Go play with your families! Stop following me on Twitter!

— Cameron [2016-09-29]
DARK SOULS III on Talking Simulator
#3457

I'm fully prepared for my last words on this earth to be a series of increasingly urgent "Dude"s.

— Cameron [2016-09-29]
Gone Home on Talking Simulator
#3456

Form of... A headache!

— Alex [2016-09-29]
Gone Home on Talking Simulator
#3455

Oh, I'm the white man.

— Ian [2016-09-26]
Kunio-Kun Nekketsu Collection on Matters of Import
#3454

Uh oh... I have a dead man as well.

— Ian [2016-09-26]
Kunio-kun no Dodge Ball da yo: Zenin Shuugo on Matters of Import