Quotes – LRRbot

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#3586

Cherry Ripe was a mistake that should never have existed.

— Graham [2016-10-29]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3585

Heather was not prepared for TRAIN-TRAIN.

— Ian [2016-10-23]
None on LoadingReadyLive
#3584

I have no idea how Dracula happens.

— Ian [2016-10-29]
Creative on AFK
#3583

I have used genres in the past.

— Cori [2016-10-29]
Creative on AFK
#3582

I like the crunchy balls.

— Graham [2016-10-29]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3581

I took the sheets off, and I'm s**tting on the actual mattress, then I'm putting the sheets back on.

— Adam [2016-10-29]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3580

I am in the vagina room now.

— Alex [2016-10-28]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3579

You've won the glorious prize of 'Everybody's FUCKED!'

— Alex [2016-10-28]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3578

"I used to be 185 pounds." "Then you grew a beard."

— Ian and Cori [2016-10-28]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3577

I wish to be the little girl.

— Ian [2016-10-28]
Betrayal at the House on the Hill on AFK
#3576

The war cart squeezed seven colours of *** out of that guy.

— Cameron [2016-10-28]
Sid Meier's Civilization VI on Talking Simulator
#3575

I could hear James swallowing.

— Cameron [2016-10-27]
None on Talking Simulator
#3574

This *** was YOUR idea!

— Alex, to James [2016-10-26]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3573

Pissing dick nipples!

— Alex [2016-10-26]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3571

So, the problem is Adam.

— Alex [2016-10-26]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3570

Time to fill up that baby!

— Ian [2016-10-23]
Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on AFK
#3569

Now I can hear my eyeballs.

— Cameron [2016-10-21]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#3568

Chat is unreliable in the best of times. Now, they are actively unreliable.

— Paul [2016-10-21]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#3567

I would like to play a game where I'm not Hitler...

— Cameron [2016-10-21]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#3566

We've seen some *** and they're not it.

— Kathleen, regarding Wyrmwood Gaming [2016-10-21]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#3565

Is this a Libertarian simulator?

— Alex, referring to Minecraft [2016-10-20]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#3564

Get away from Bill! GET AWAY FROM BILL!

— Adam [2016-10-19]
WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
#3563

Bananas don't have hair!

— Adam [2016-10-19]
WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
#3562

When you die, the pigment escapes from your beard.

— Graham [2016-10-19]
WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
#3561

The sand is lethal.

— Alex [2016-10-19]
Mr. President! on Watch and Play