Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3496
I can defend this with an arrow in my ass!
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Beej,
in Sean Connery accent
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3495
There's a lot of me near the floor.
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Beej
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3494
Robin Williams got SWOLE!
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Ian
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3493
ZomBODY once told me...
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Beej
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3492
Nothing falls on you or in you.
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Paul
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3491
Iran is psychic!
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MadWaltz
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3490
I will attack the top of this dwarf.
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Paul
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3489
Zombies are just wet mummies?
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Ian
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3488
I'm going to invade your personal space.
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Graham,
to Paul
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3487
Stop body-shaming your goblins!
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Ian,
to Beej
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3486
Let me back dat *** up.
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Beej
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3485
I am more than happy to aggro whoever you like.
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Beej
[2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#3484
FINE! I love the lrrEFF ing dog. Are you happy?
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Cameron
[2016-10-06]
Firewatch on Talking Simulator
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#3483
I enjoy watching fire.
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Cameron
[2016-10-06]
Firewatch on Talking Simulator
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#3482
What do the things you say even mean?
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Cori,
to Adam
[2016-09-28]
None on Unknown
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#3481
I often end up taking my coffee into the shower.
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Ian
[2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
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#3480
You can't even wash her!
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Ian
[2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
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#3479
No, it's already nutted.
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Alex
[2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
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#3478
I don't speak... European.
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Ian
[2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
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#3477
What flavor soap do we have?
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Ian
[2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
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#3476
OK, now it's finished crashing.
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Alex
[2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
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#3475
I hope your gun is firing tiny bricks.
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Graham
[2016-10-05]
Tales of Destruction on Watch and Play
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#3474
Who keeps shitting batteries out?
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Graham
[2016-10-05]
The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
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#3473
I'm glad I *** myself earlier.
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Graham
[2016-10-05]
The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
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#3472
Where are my organs? They're in my hands, actually.
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Alex
[2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
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