Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3562
When you die, the pigment escapes from your beard.
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Graham
[2016-10-19]
WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
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#3561
The sand is lethal.
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Alex
[2016-10-19]
Mr. President! on Watch and Play
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#3560
The portrait of Dorian Gray just staples itself to your foot.
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Alex
[2016-10-19]
Klepto on Watch and Play
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#3559
Smoooooooooke bears erry day...
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Graham
[2016-10-19]
Klepto on Watch and Play
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#3558
Paper: the original flatscreen.
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Beej
[2016-10-11]
None on Unknown
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#3557
I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy.
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Cori
[2016-10-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3556
I'm playing with my dolls!
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Cameron
[2016-10-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3555
In a lot of ways, the chat is like Navi. Being like "Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" while not actually being that useful.
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Paul
[2016-09-29]
None on Rhythm Cafe
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#3554
Ever forward, towards Megan's face.
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Ian
[2016-10-16]
Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
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#3552
Did you know that time... is a square... circle?
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Cam
[2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#3551
Leelee! MORE PANTS!
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Kathleen
[2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#3550
I don't want to go to your house.
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Graham
[2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#3549
I need a pack of razors to shave my legs.
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Cameron
[2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#3548
There's so many Herculeses, they had to go into hex?!
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Cameron
[2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#3547
But Europe SUCKS!
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James
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3546
I'm turning him into smaller men.
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Ian
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3545
The wall of lady-meat.
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Cori
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3544
Nobody wants to be in the sub-James.
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James
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3543
We're all oily people. Our pillows are like German butter cakes.
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Cameron
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3542
Me and my flesh-colored ladies.
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Cameron
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3541
You guys suck at this game!
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Paul,
to James, Ian, Cori, and Cameron
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3540
YOU don't look flight-worthy!
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Cameron,
to Cori
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3539
The bear is low on ammo.
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Cameron
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3538
Hey Ian, how much do you like being alive?
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Cameron
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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#3537
Mmmm... white people...
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James
[2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
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