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#3682

I signed up for the USSR Jelly Roll.

— Heather [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3681

Get your butt in the bottom.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3680

"Let's go to the one-stop friend shop." "Applebees?"

— Paul and Beej [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3679

I meant what I said even though I didn't mean it!

— Beej, to Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3678

Don't worry! We're surrounded by mines!

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3677

Everything is wrong and different now, and weird. I don't like it.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3676

We still have three friends.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3675

Hey! We're fucked!

— Beej, enthusiastically [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3674

All Faberge eggs had teeth, historically.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3673

Hi! Eat me!

— Beej [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3672

We have an ore butt.

— Ian [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3671

I'm glad you can't just shoot the bunnies.

— Paul [2016-11-30]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3670

No, you come into MY group.

— Graham, to Kate [2016-11-30]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3669

It's probably enough that you won't die.

— Ian, to Paul [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3668

This is really dumb, but I'm gonna find out.

— Ian [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3667

Do not use my screwdrivers to drive nails!

— Cori, to Ian [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3666

To be honest, 750V does scare me a bit.

— Ian [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3665

Spudge it from the back.

— Ian [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3664

Just rub a horse on it?

— Cori [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3663

It's nice when it's already broken.

— Paul [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3662

If the destination is fire, then maybe the journey was the most important part.

— Paul [2016-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3661

Let's go chisel a beehive!

— James [2016-11-26]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#3660

Oh God... I have too many eyes... I think I just need to get rid of two of them right now.

— Cameron [2016-11-25]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3659

Chat was right: chat was wrong.

— Ian [2016-11-25]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3658

Does someone want to cut me?

— Ian [2016-11-25]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK