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  1. #3560
    The portrait of Dorian Gray just staples itself to your foot.
    — Alex [2016-10-19]
    Klepto on Watch and Play
  2. #3559
    Smoooooooooke bears erry day...
    — Graham [2016-10-19]
    Klepto on Watch and Play
  3. #3558
    Paper: the original flatscreen.
    — Beej [2016-10-11]
    None on Unknown
  4. #3557
    I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy.
    — Cori [2016-10-17]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #3556
    I'm playing with my dolls!
    — Cameron [2016-10-17]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3555
    In a lot of ways, the chat is like Navi. Being like "Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" while not actually being that useful.
    — Paul [2016-09-29]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  7. #3554
    Ever forward, towards Megan's face.
    — Ian [2016-10-16]
    Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
  8. #3552
    Did you know that time... is a square... circle?
    — Cam [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #3551
    Leelee! MORE PANTS!
    — Kathleen [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #3550
    I don't want to go to your house.
    — Graham [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #3549
    I need a pack of razors to shave my legs.
    — Cameron [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #3548
    There's so many Herculeses, they had to go into hex?!
    — Cameron [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #3547
    But Europe SUCKS!
    — James [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  14. #3546
    I'm turning him into smaller men.
    — Ian [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  15. #3545
    The wall of lady-meat.
    — Cori [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  16. #3544
    Nobody wants to be in the sub-James.
    — James [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  17. #3543
    We're all oily people. Our pillows are like German butter cakes.
    — Cameron [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  18. #3542
    Me and my flesh-colored ladies.
    — Cameron [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  19. #3541
    You guys suck at this game!
    — Paul, to James, Ian, Cori, and Cameron [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  20. #3540
    YOU don't look flight-worthy!
    — Cameron, to Cori [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  21. #3539
    The bear is low on ammo.
    — Cameron [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  22. #3538
    Hey Ian, how much do you like being alive?
    — Cameron [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  23. #3537
    Mmmm... white people...
    — James [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  24. #3536
    He just reminds me about how little I've accomplished in my life.
    — Ian, regarding Jason Momoa [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  25. #3535
    I added "or her". Figure it out, game designers.
    — James [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK

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