Quotes – LRRbot

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#3131

We'll come to that bridge when we cross it.

— Ian [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3130

Salt just goes away.

— Ian [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3129

Canadians have special powers.

— Beej [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3128

Definitely correct Beej as much as possible. He needs to learn his place.

— Ian [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3127

I try to put very little in my eyes.

— Kate [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3126

Are you doxxing my brother? Stop it!

— Ian [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3125

I shouldn't be trusted with paint.

— Beej [2016-08-06]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3124

You always want to check your noodle regularly. Doctors recommend that you check your noodle.

— Graham [2016-08-06]
Creative on Unknown
#3123

Possible death: better than certain death.

— Paul [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#3122

I found a tasty rock!

— Julie [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#3121

They don't have tails. They look weird. They look like a fish that stopped... loading...

— Julie, about sunfish [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#3120

Are you really complaining that you don't have a homicidal shadow?

— Paul, to Ian [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#3118

Yes, naked ladies, but also the monkey.

— Cori [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#3117

Anatomy jokes!

— Julie [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#3116

Is this because we ate bread?

— Ian [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#3115

I can't read the character sheet that's in my soul...

— Ian [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#3114

I am not drinking from Ian's electric unicorn.

— Cameron [2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
#3113

I can't hear you over my armor proficiency.

— Julie [2016-08-05]
None on Unknown
#3112

They're correct, and I am very pretty.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3111

We're the result of several thousand years of fetal alcohol syndrome.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3110

You have salt coming out of your asses...

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3109

How... do I play... this game?

— Cameron, regarding Civilization V [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3108

I also think we attack Arabia because they are the highest ranked civilization, and we benefit most strategically from bumping off the highest ranked civilization.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3107

I know we need happiness. we're working on it.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3106

We aren't broke-ass sexual chocolate.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator