Quotes – LRRbot

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#3427

I'm the black guy.

— Graham [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3426

Thank you in advance for your bits.

— Kathleen [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3425

I DARE this VCR tape to make me feel an emotion.

— Kathleen [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3424

I was 10. Whatever. Deal with it.

— Graham [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3423

Experience Beej! You must experience Beej!

— Cameron [2016-09-15]
Thief on Talking Simulator
#3422

His *** is in an infinite loop.

— Beej [2016-07-20]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3421

I didn't goatse the ground. It goatsed itself.

— Beej [2016-07-20]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3420

Preeeeeeeessssss... shit!

— Ian [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3419

This is how you properly panic.

— Ian [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3418

A deep knobbing.

— Cameron [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3417

You're allowed to *** yourself AND not doubt us.

— Ian, to Cameron [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3416

This guy did his writing in Microsoft Paint.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3415

I LIKE the tentacle monsters...

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3414

I shoulda never used that garlic Vaporub on my eyes.

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3413

Turn that man into pants!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3412

Get DOUBLEFUCKED!

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3411

I watched a man turn into pants!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3410

Don't talk to me or my gun ever again.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3409

Yo mama's so fat... her vibrator run on three-phase.

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3408

Secret toilet...

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3407

Well, my mouth is adequately lubricated.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3406

We can spit in each other's mouths! Then we won't be thirsty! We'll go infinite!

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3405

You can't drink your beer without your spoon!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3404

If only we had a foldable toilet!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3403

My box body armor was doing NOTHING!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE