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  1. #8642
    Look at the chat, they're full of dumb ideas.
    — Cori [2023-09-11]
    Art on Is This Your Card?
  2. #8641
    I say a lot of things — I think that's what I'm known for.
    — Ian [2023-09-04]
    None on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  3. #8640
    Please enjoy this cavalcade of hair.
    — Graham [2023-09-02]
    Just Chatting on LRR 20th Anniversary Sketch Remake Bracket
  4. #8639
    Okay, first order of business: Meow.
    — Serge [2023-09-01]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  5. #8638
    If I'm wrong, it's going to be hilarious.
    — Serge [2023-08-29]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams
  6. #8637
    What are you doing?! Stop doing that!
    — Beej, calmly [2023-08-29]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  7. #8636
    I often find myself thinking of Serge.
    — Ben [2023-08-28]
    Drink More Glurp on Crossing the Streams
  8. #8635
    Did you just exhaust yourself with your own shenanigans?
    — Cori [2023-08-28]
    Art on Rhythm Cafe
  9. #8634
    Food food food food yes yum.
    — Wheeler [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #8633
    There's also a thing that's a thing.
    — Kathleen [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #8632
    JUDGE! I wanna do something gross!
    — Kathleen [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #8630
    The flavour is that it's good gameplay.
    — Chris Mooney [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #8629
    You have to come by and say at least egg.
    — Wheeler [2023-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #8628
    I have to go collect a child. Hope it's mine.
    — Graham [2023-08-25]
    Just Chatting on ChillPoint
  15. #8627
    I'm the only party member with a tongue.
    — Cori [2023-08-24]
    None on The Long Game
  16. #8626
    We've spent hours waiting for goats to breed.
    — Serge [2023-08-19]
    Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
  17. #8625
    Right, that was Monday when we were putting compasses in our ass.
    — Ian [2023-08-17]
    Makers & Crafting on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #8624
    There's nothing more excruciating than trying to put my mind into the mind of the common man.
    — Ian [2023-08-14]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  19. #8623
    How many ferrets could ride a horse?
    — Paul [2023-08-14]
    Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
  20. #8622
    Maybe you should wear some knife booties.
    — Heather, to Ian [2023-08-13]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #8621
    I've talked enough.
    — Ian [2023-08-13]
    Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #8620
    We're not here for "productive" at the Rhythm Cafe.
    — Heather [2023-08-13]
    Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #8619
    Call me "8 Sausage" Yager.
    — Serge [2023-08-12]
    Escape from Tarkov on Friday Night Paper Fight
  24. #8618
    I don't *want* Empty the Warrens.
    — James [2023-08-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on Friday Night Paper Fight
  25. #8617
    No one needs to curse James, James is there to curse James.
    — Serge [2023-08-08]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams