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  1. #278
    You have to understand: I'm TERRIBLY white...
    — Graham [2015-05-14]
  2. #277
    (humming)
    — Honeywell
  3. #276
    Let's go blow up some iron!
    — RebelliousUno [2015-05-14]
  4. #275
    If this is the Vatican, this makes so much more sense.
    — Ian [2015-05-12]
  5. #274
    Everyone's coming back to life and it's terrible...
    — Ian [2015-05-12]
  6. #273
    I am the prettiest lrrEFF ing princess and don't you forget about it.
    — Cameron [2015-05-12]
  7. #272
    Even ghosts have innards.
    — Cameron [2015-05-12]
  8. #270
    I have a large collection of boots.
    — DeusParnel [2015-05-12]
  9. #269
    I cannot violence at the moment.
    — Graham [2015-05-11]
  10. #268
    Go away, gravity.
    — Paul [2015-05-11]
  11. #267
    Let's take the... Kirby... out of Christmas... wait what?
    — Paul [2015-05-11]
  12. #266
    Kirby is like 80% face.
    — DrMcGoodTimes [2015-05-11]
  13. #265
    Civility? That's for scrubs!
    — Kathleen [2015-05-11]
  14. #264
    Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
    — Construction Equipment
  15. #263
    I want to blue-shell people in real life. Grrrrr...
    — Kathleen [2015-05-11]
  16. #262
    I have a Sponge Guy.
    — Ian
  17. #261
    Well played, pig. Well played. You get to keep your rectum.
    — Cameron [2015-05-01]
  18. #260
    He's doing a way too good a job protecting his butt.
    — Cameron [2015-05-01]
  19. #259
    I discovered some delightful new ways to f*ck up.
    — Alex [2015-05-01]
  20. #258
    This man's *ss is glowing.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  21. #257
    I would rather be lucky than good.
    — Adam [2015-05-09]
  22. #256
    Take me down to the Mimic City where the chests are… I don't know… full of teeth?
    — Adam [2015-05-09]
  23. #255
    I can't wait for the opportunity to inject myself with morphine I found on the ground.
    — Alex [2015-05-09]
  24. #254
    Cameron *does* drop a sweet katana. Out of his butt. Julie put it there.
    — Cameron and Alex [2015-05-08]
  25. #253
    I saw this guy once touch his own flaming balls.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]