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  1. #3101
    Don't question the Fry Lord!
    — Heather [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3100
    We need to fill in the river.
    — Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3099
    I'm sorry, potato thing. You're a failure.
    — Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3098
    Don't give her vegetables!
    — Heather, to Beej, regarding Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3097
    I make onion and pot.
    — Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3096
    That's not the kind of bam I meant, but it's the kind of bam we got.
    — Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3095
    Put it down! ... Not on the floor!
    — Cori, to Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3094
    You're already half machine.
    — Heather, to Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3093
    We have tomatoes in the next life.
    — Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3092
    I'll give you a little meat.
    — Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3091
    Cats vs. Man: The Fable of Cooking
    — Heather [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3090
    I need to give more meat to Beej.
    — Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3089
    Why did we move to the city full of mice?!
    — Heather [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3088
    I need to guard this tomato from the mice!
    — Heather [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3087
    lrrEFF! Now I'm helping!
    — Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3086
    lrrEFF you, Onion King!
    — Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3085
    I was just setting fire to things.
    — Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3084
    I'm going to smash some meat.
    — Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3083
    Cats are impervious to fire.
    — Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3082
    Where does smashing happen?
    — Cori [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3081
    What happens when you cross-breed broccoli and carrots?
    — Beej [2016-08-03]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3080
    'Scrub' will be her first word.
    — Graham, regarding Penelope [2016-08-03]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3079
    This is confusing... and I haven't found all the parts yet, so... we'll work on it.
    — Kathleen [2016-08-03]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3078
    It's about high school lesbians with superpowers?
    — eatenbyagrue1988
    None on Unknown
  25. #3077
    This is a really noisy mountain. Who'd want to live up here?
    — Heather [2016-08-01]
    Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import