Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3444
That seems really lrrEFF ing tight.
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Beej
[2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3443
Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin
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Cori
[2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3442
I'm glad to hear you think you're learning.
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Ian,
to Chat
[2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3441
I can use my dingus...
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Beej
[2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3440
Part of this show is in my mind.
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Ian
[2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3439
No turtle has ever thrived.
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Maria
[2016-09-18]
None on Unknown
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#3438
I'm Meghan and I'm attacking you for 2.
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Meghan Wolff,
to Blake Rasmussen
[2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#3437
I'm feelin' hot and sassy today.
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Cameron
[2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#3436
This is how you sous-vide a human.
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Kathleen
[2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#3435
The juice is loose! ... Actually, the juice is sitting beside me.
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Kathleen
[2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#3434
I've never smelled a monkey before.
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Cameron
[2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#3433
Dat Leyline Bling...
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Cameron
[2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#3432
I didn't opt CRAP. James gave this to me!
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Graham
[2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
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#3431
disappointed I didn't get to see the puppet sex
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exploringusernamegalaxy
[2016-09-17]
None on Unknown
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#3430
We're all out of Beej!
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Ian
[2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
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#3429
Is he flirting with me?!
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Beej,
about Captain Kavok
[2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
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#3428
Give 'em the Beej... Give 'em the Beej...
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Ian
[2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
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#3427
I'm the black guy.
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Graham
[2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
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#3426
Thank you in advance for your bits.
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Kathleen
[2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
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#3425
I DARE this VCR tape to make me feel an emotion.
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Kathleen
[2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
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#3424
I was 10. Whatever. Deal with it.
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Graham
[2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
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#3423
Experience Beej! You must experience Beej!
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Cameron
[2016-09-15]
Thief on Talking Simulator
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#3422
His *** is in an infinite loop.
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Beej
[2016-07-20]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#3421
I didn't goatse the ground. It goatsed itself.
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Beej
[2016-07-20]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#3420
Preeeeeeeessssss... shit!
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Ian
[2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams