Quotes – LRRbot

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#3446

Yank it that way, as hard as you can.

— Beej, to Heather [2016-09-21]
Chariot on Crossing the Streams
#3445

Thank you for putting a new shirt on me.

— Beej, to Heather [2016-09-21]
Chariot on Crossing the Streams
#3444

That seems really lrrEFF ing tight.

— Beej [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3443

Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin

— Cori [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3442

I'm glad to hear you think you're learning.

— Ian, to Chat [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3441

I can use my dingus...

— Beej [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3440

Part of this show is in my mind.

— Ian [2016-09-19]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3439

No turtle has ever thrived.

— Maria [2016-09-18]
None on Unknown
#3438

I'm Meghan and I'm attacking you for 2.

— Meghan Wolff, to Blake Rasmussen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3437

I'm feelin' hot and sassy today.

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3436

This is how you sous-vide a human.

— Kathleen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3435

The juice is loose! ... Actually, the juice is sitting beside me.

— Kathleen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3434

I've never smelled a monkey before.

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3433

Dat Leyline Bling...

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3432

I didn't opt CRAP. James gave this to me!

— Graham [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3431

disappointed I didn't get to see the puppet sex

— exploringusernamegalaxy [2016-09-17]
None on Unknown
#3430

We're all out of Beej!

— Ian [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3429

Is he flirting with me?!

— Beej, about Captain Kavok [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3428

Give 'em the Beej... Give 'em the Beej...

— Ian [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3427

I'm the black guy.

— Graham [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3426

Thank you in advance for your bits.

— Kathleen [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3425

I DARE this VCR tape to make me feel an emotion.

— Kathleen [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3424

I was 10. Whatever. Deal with it.

— Graham [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3423

Experience Beej! You must experience Beej!

— Cameron [2016-09-15]
Thief on Talking Simulator
#3422

His *** is in an infinite loop.

— Beej [2016-07-20]
None on Crossing the Streams