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  1. #3080
    'Scrub' will be her first word.
    — Graham, regarding Penelope [2016-08-03]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3079
    This is confusing... and I haven't found all the parts yet, so... we'll work on it.
    — Kathleen [2016-08-03]
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3078
    It's about high school lesbians with superpowers?
    — eatenbyagrue1988
    None on Unknown
  4. #3077
    This is a really noisy mountain. Who'd want to live up here?
    — Heather [2016-08-01]
    Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
  5. #3076
    I'll go grab any girl villagers I can find.
    — Beej [2016-08-01]
    Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
  6. #3075
    The mountain is not sleeping.
    — Beej [2016-08-01]
    Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
  7. #3074
    We have to shove the head inside the body.
    — Featherweight [2016-07-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #3073
    I'm quieter than the ocean.
    — Beej [2016-08-01]
    Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
  9. #3072
    I have never slept before in my life.
    — Heather [2016-08-01]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #3071
    Why did the prisoner have ammo?
    — Cameron [2016-07-28]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  11. #3070
    Why don't I have a four-story-tall solid gold statue of myself?
    — Cameron [2016-07-28]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  12. #3069
    Who threw away a perfectly good machine gun? There was a machine gun in the trash can!
    — Cameron [2016-07-28]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  13. #3068
    Who filed away a hot dog? How did we find it that quickly?
    — Cameron [2016-07-28]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  14. #3067
    I've seen kung fu movies with better endings than that.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    GentleMoon 2 on Watch and Play
  15. #3066
    I wish Cam was here so that he could cringe inside-out.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    GentleMoon 2 on Watch and Play
  16. #3065
    I see some vibrations on the horizon.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  17. #3064
    I can't fist!
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  18. #3063
    Let's go to FuckBurger.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  19. #3062
    Your guy's more of a 'Shoot from the dick' kind of guy.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  20. #3061
    We ran out of town...
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  21. #3060
    I love that your face gets thinner when you take your shirt off.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  22. #3059
    Hi, God...
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    The Rebel on Watch and Play
  23. #3058
    Poop just can't catch up to the Segway.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  24. #3057
    You know what the beach needs? SHIT!
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  25. #3056
    Why does the poo make a fart noise when it moves?
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play

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