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  1. #3484
    FINE! I love the lrrEFF ing dog. Are you happy?
    — Cameron [2016-10-06]
    Firewatch on Talking Simulator
  2. #3483
    I enjoy watching fire.
    — Cameron [2016-10-06]
    Firewatch on Talking Simulator
  3. #3482
    What do the things you say even mean?
    — Cori, to Adam [2016-09-28]
    None on Unknown
  4. #3481
    I often end up taking my coffee into the shower.
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3480
    You can't even wash her!
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3479
    No, it's already nutted.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3478
    I don't speak... European.
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3477
    What flavor soap do we have?
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3476
    OK, now it's finished crashing.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3475
    I hope your gun is firing tiny bricks.
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Tales of Destruction on Watch and Play
  11. #3474
    Who keeps shitting batteries out?
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
  12. #3473
    I'm glad I *** myself earlier.
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
  13. #3472
    Where are my organs? They're in my hands, actually.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  14. #3471
    Why is there butt smoke everywhere?
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  15. #3470
    My sword has no eyes!
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  16. #3469
    Is that how you cut your arm off? By dropping it?
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  17. #3468
    Oh my God! It's coming out of my ass!
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  18. #3467
    There's so many nose controls!
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  19. #3466
    You never go ovipositor to mandibles.
    — Ian [2016-10-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #3465
    What is wrong with you, Horner?! This is a children's show!
    — Alex [2016-10-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #3464
    Don't quote me on that.
    — Graham [2016-10-03]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #3463
    I can't even rhythm anymore. lrrEFF I... I can't... I just... I can't... I lost... complete... what was...
    — Heather [2016-10-02]
    None on Unknown
  23. #3462
    Awwwww... I HATE heart-warming things...
    — Kathleen [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #3461
    This is a thing of lies... This is an urn of lies.
    — Alex [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #3460
    It smells like Christmas! I don't want pasta that smells like Christmas!
    — Graham [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive

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