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  1. #3530
    Oh God! You POUR... uphill...
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  2. #3529
    Enjoy my ass....
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  3. #3528
    And now you get to fall upwards into the light.
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  4. #3527
    Try using the mayonnaise on the gate!
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  5. #3526
    Give the underboob of setting here.
    — Cameron [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  6. #3525
    Once you hit bottom, swim across. Never go up.
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  7. #3524
    *** your pants... I mean, you're not wearing pants...
    — Alex [2016-10-13]
    Inside on Talking Simulator
  8. #3523
    My balls is flameproof.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3522
    We need to be thoughtful in where we apply our balls.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3521
    Oh, lrrEFF me running!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3520
    Eat balls! Eat my balls!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3519
    You never want shit inflation...
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3518
    Man the Flail of Understanding!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3517
    I identify as flail-kin.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3516
    7 shits! 7 shits! 45 different kinds of shit!
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3515
    Caltrops should not be adorable.
    — Paul [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3514
    Space Battleship Tomato.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3513
    I have a thorax.
    — Cameron [2016-10-12]
    Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3512
    Please do not eat/mate with me!
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Inside on Let's NOPE
  20. #3511
    You'll never catch me. I'm the gingerbread FUCK!
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Inside on Let's NOPE
  21. #3510
    OK... We're fine... We are NOT fine...
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Inside on Let's NOPE
  22. #3509
    Well lrrEFF consoles, lrrEFF PC, lrrEFF gaming...
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Inside on Let's NOPE
  23. #3508
    My OFFICIAL title is 'Professional Internet Idiot' but the 'Professional' part comes first.
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Inside on Let's NOPE
  24. #3507
    I'm Death's favorite!
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Gonner on Let's NOPE
  25. #3506
    Thank you, Death!
    — Alex [2016-10-12]
    Gonner on Let's NOPE