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  1. #3377
    I tried to go through the flower hole. It didn't work.
    — Cori [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3376
    HAVE SOME WOOD! HAVE SOME WOOD! TRY TO lrrEFF EACH OTHER UP WITH SOME WOOD!
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3375
    I just was... readin' shit...
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3374
    We'll build a wall and make the raccoon pay for it.
    — Ben [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3373
    Banjo Kazooie has taught us many things... mostly about ourselves.
    — Cori [2016-09-07]
    One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3372
    Did I lose? That makes sense.
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3371
    That thing we told you? Yeah, don't do that.
    — Cori, to Beej [2016-09-07]
    One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3370
    He doesn't want to HAVE SEX with the gun...
    — Graham [2016-09-07]
    Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play
  9. #3369
    Ah BA ba ba!
    — Penelope, regarding getting Bits
    Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play
  10. #3368
    What kind of gun are you not holding?
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
    Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play
  11. #3367
    You lucker!
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
    Guts and Glory on Watch and Play
  12. #3366
    Ablative Children
    — Alex [2016-09-07]
    Guts and Glory on Watch and Play
  13. #3365
    Did you just get face-fucked by a rat?!
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
    Paranormal Psychosis on Watch and Play
  14. #3364
    I think I might've physicsed myself to death.
    — Alex [2016-09-07]
    Garbage Day on Watch and Play
  15. #3363
    I miss you, Santa.
    — Alex [2016-09-07]
    Garbage Day on Watch and Play
  16. #3362
    I'm going to vibrate my *** down here.
    — Alex [2016-09-07]
    Garbage Day on Watch and Play
  17. #3361
    It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's if you're better than James.
    — Paul [2016-09-01]
    DARK SOULS III on 18 Games & Counting
  18. #3360
    You're naked, Hodor.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3359
    No second chances in Coin World.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3358
    This is how animals lrrEFF in the real world!
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3357
    I'm still on the screen, bitch!
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3356
    You don't know where your world is?
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3355
    There is goop on the poop.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3354
    Chat wants context. They can't have it.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3353
    I'm in a hole thanks to hockey.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams