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  1. #3495
    There's a lot of me near the floor.
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  2. #3494
    Robin Williams got SWOLE!
    — Ian [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  3. #3493
    ZomBODY once told me...
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  4. #3492
    Nothing falls on you or in you.
    — Paul [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  5. #3491
    Iran is psychic!
    — MadWaltz [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  6. #3490
    I will attack the top of this dwarf.
    — Paul [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  7. #3489
    Zombies are just wet mummies?
    — Ian [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  8. #3488
    I'm going to invade your personal space.
    — Graham, to Paul [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  9. #3487
    Stop body-shaming your goblins!
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  10. #3486
    Let me back dat *** up.
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  11. #3485
    I am more than happy to aggro whoever you like.
    — Beej [2016-10-07]
    HeroQuest on AFK
  12. #3484
    FINE! I love the lrrEFF ing dog. Are you happy?
    — Cameron [2016-10-06]
    Firewatch on Talking Simulator
  13. #3483
    I enjoy watching fire.
    — Cameron [2016-10-06]
    Firewatch on Talking Simulator
  14. #3482
    What do the things you say even mean?
    — Cori, to Adam [2016-09-28]
    None on Unknown
  15. #3481
    I often end up taking my coffee into the shower.
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3480
    You can't even wash her!
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3479
    No, it's already nutted.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3478
    I don't speak... European.
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3477
    What flavor soap do we have?
    — Ian [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3476
    OK, now it's finished crashing.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3475
    I hope your gun is firing tiny bricks.
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Tales of Destruction on Watch and Play
  22. #3474
    Who keeps shitting batteries out?
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
  23. #3473
    I'm glad I *** myself earlier.
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
  24. #3472
    Where are my organs? They're in my hands, actually.
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  25. #3471
    Why is there butt smoke everywhere?
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play