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  1. #3444
    That seems really lrrEFF ing tight.
    — Beej [2016-09-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #3443
    Ian, please do not touch the melty plastic with your skin
    — Cori [2016-09-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #3442
    I'm glad to hear you think you're learning.
    — Ian, to Chat [2016-09-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #3441
    I can use my dingus...
    — Beej [2016-09-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #3440
    Part of this show is in my mind.
    — Ian [2016-09-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3439
    No turtle has ever thrived.
    — Maria [2016-09-18]
    None on Unknown
  7. #3438
    I'm Meghan and I'm attacking you for 2.
    — Meghan Wolff, to Blake Rasmussen [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  8. #3437
    I'm feelin' hot and sassy today.
    — Cameron [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  9. #3436
    This is how you sous-vide a human.
    — Kathleen [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  10. #3435
    The juice is loose! ... Actually, the juice is sitting beside me.
    — Kathleen [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  11. #3434
    I've never smelled a monkey before.
    — Cameron [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  12. #3433
    Dat Leyline Bling...
    — Cameron [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  13. #3432
    I didn't opt CRAP. James gave this to me!
    — Graham [2016-09-18]
    Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  14. #3431
    disappointed I didn't get to see the puppet sex
    — exploringusernamegalaxy [2016-09-17]
    None on Unknown
  15. #3430
    We're all out of Beej!
    — Ian [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  16. #3429
    Is he flirting with me?!
    — Beej, about Captain Kavok [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  17. #3428
    Give 'em the Beej... Give 'em the Beej...
    — Ian [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  18. #3427
    I'm the black guy.
    — Graham [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  19. #3426
    Thank you in advance for your bits.
    — Kathleen [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  20. #3425
    I DARE this VCR tape to make me feel an emotion.
    — Kathleen [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  21. #3424
    I was 10. Whatever. Deal with it.
    — Graham [2016-09-16]
    Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
  22. #3423
    Experience Beej! You must experience Beej!
    — Cameron [2016-09-15]
    Thief on Talking Simulator
  23. #3422
    His *** is in an infinite loop.
    — Beej [2016-07-20]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3421
    I didn't goatse the ground. It goatsed itself.
    — Beej [2016-07-20]
    None on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3420
    Preeeeeeeessssss... shit!
    — Ian [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams