Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3436

This is how you sous-vide a human.

— Kathleen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3435

The juice is loose! ... Actually, the juice is sitting beside me.

— Kathleen [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3434

I've never smelled a monkey before.

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3433

Dat Leyline Bling...

— Cameron [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3432

I didn't opt CRAP. James gave this to me!

— Graham [2016-09-18]
Magic: The Gathering Kaladesh Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#3431

disappointed I didn't get to see the puppet sex

— exploringusernamegalaxy [2016-09-17]
None on Unknown
#3430

We're all out of Beej!

— Ian [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3429

Is he flirting with me?!

— Beej, about Captain Kavok [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3428

Give 'em the Beej... Give 'em the Beej...

— Ian [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3427

I'm the black guy.

— Graham [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3426

Thank you in advance for your bits.

— Kathleen [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3425

I DARE this VCR tape to make me feel an emotion.

— Kathleen [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3424

I was 10. Whatever. Deal with it.

— Graham [2016-09-16]
Star Trek: The Next Generation Interactive VCR Board Game - A Klingon Challenge on AFK
#3423

Experience Beej! You must experience Beej!

— Cameron [2016-09-15]
Thief on Talking Simulator
#3422

His *** is in an infinite loop.

— Beej [2016-07-20]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3421

I didn't goatse the ground. It goatsed itself.

— Beej [2016-07-20]
None on Crossing the Streams
#3420

Preeeeeeeessssss... shit!

— Ian [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3419

This is how you properly panic.

— Ian [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3418

A deep knobbing.

— Cameron [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3417

You're allowed to *** yourself AND not doubt us.

— Ian, to Cameron [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3416

This guy did his writing in Microsoft Paint.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3415

I LIKE the tentacle monsters...

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3414

I shoulda never used that garlic Vaporub on my eyes.

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3413

Turn that man into pants!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3412

Get DOUBLEFUCKED!

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE