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  1. #307
    Sometimes, it doesn't pay to get out of bed... because there's an enormous land mine.
    — Paul [2015-05-27]
  2. #306
    Cockroaches took my cheese!
    — Paul [2015-05-27]
  3. #305
    Shoot him until he puts Beej in front of his face.
    — Paul [2015-05-27]
  4. #304
    Thanks for sending us this picture of the monster eating your friend.
    — Paul [2015-05-27]
  5. #303
    Kathleen, you and Graham just double teamed a squirrel. It made duct tape!
    — Cori & Ian [2015-05-26]
  6. #302
    Zordon was an idiot!
    — Graham [2015-05-26]
  7. #301
    Chat, let's ease off the quotes.
    — Anubis169 [2015-05-26]
  8. #300
    You ain't shit, monkey! You ain't shit! Opposable thumbs, motherfucker! I understand that you also have opposable thumbs, but I feel I use mine better.
    — Cameron [2015-05-22]
  9. #299
    Dammit! We're back in stupid Quebec! Noooo!
    — James [2015-05-21]
  10. #298
    I kill you until you die from it.
    — Paul [2015-05-25]
  11. #297
    She's human... just a goth.
    — Paul [2015-05-25]
  12. #296
    No Beej, you have to wait for them to physically enter the Onion.
    — Compleatly
  13. #295
    My gun's just like my dick, Graham; it goes up at an angle.
    — Alex [2014-07-18]
  14. #294
    Puns are the best and you can quote me on that.
    — Heather [2015-05-24]
  15. #293
    I thought I could jump out of the wind.
    — Beej [2015-05-21]
  16. #292
    I can hardly begrudge the people who incessantly told us to kill the merchant because he drops a sweet katana because that's where we got our new euphemism for pooping: "Excuse me, I have to go and drop a sweet katana." Although it should be more like "excuse me, I have to go comment in a Dark Souls chatroom."
    — Cameron [2015-05-20]
    Bloodborne on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  17. #291
    I don't think I can chat and boss at the same time.
    — Alex [2015-05-19]
  18. #290
    This is not a real Heather quote.
    — Heather [2015-05-19]
  19. #288
    I can see my thingie going bigger.
    — Paul [2015-05-18]
  20. #287
    Passed with flying colors... as in... the colors flew off.
    — Paul [2015-05-18]
  21. #286
    Good luck Cam! - Get out.
    — Matt and Cam [2015-05-17]
  22. #285
    Usually people die when you rip their innards out. Usually.
    — Cameron [2015-05-17]
  23. #284
    Never drink from an Erlenmeyer, dude. Shit's gross.
    — Cameron [2015-05-17]
  24. #283
    I smell like if God rubbed his f**king armpit on my butthole
    — Adam [2015-05-17]
  25. #281
    I don't remember saying that and that was just a few days ago.
    — James [2015-05-17]