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  1. #3419
    This is how you properly panic.
    — Ian [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3418
    A deep knobbing.
    — Cameron [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3417
    You're allowed to *** yourself AND not doubt us.
    — Ian, to Cameron [2016-09-14]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3416
    This guy did his writing in Microsoft Paint.
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  5. #3415
    I LIKE the tentacle monsters...
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  6. #3414
    I shoulda never used that garlic Vaporub on my eyes.
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  7. #3413
    Turn that man into pants!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  8. #3412
    Get DOUBLEFUCKED!
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  9. #3411
    I watched a man turn into pants!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  10. #3410
    Don't talk to me or my gun ever again.
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3409
    Yo mama's so fat... her vibrator run on three-phase.
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3408
    Secret toilet...
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3407
    Well, my mouth is adequately lubricated.
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3406
    We can spit in each other's mouths! Then we won't be thirsty! We'll go infinite!
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  15. #3405
    You can't drink your beer without your spoon!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  16. #3404
    If only we had a foldable toilet!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  17. #3403
    My box body armor was doing NOTHING!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  18. #3402
    How do you like dem deeks ?! Get thumped on!
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  19. #3401
    Your mother was a Tonka truck!
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  20. #3400
    All I've got is cigarettes and like five changes of clothes.
    — Ben [2016-09-14]
    The Final Station on Let's NOPE
  21. #3399
    I don't know a non-pompous way of saying 'I'm allergic to anything popular.'
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    None on Let's NOPE
  22. #3398
    Don't try to make Bill happen. That's tasteless.
    — Alex [2016-09-14]
    None on Let's NOPE
  23. #3397
    Who's making bootleg kazoos?!
    — Alex [2016-07-20]
    None on Unknown
  24. #3396
    It weighs 10 months.
    — Beej [2016-09-12]
    Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  25. #3395
    I don't think there's any more Art Dink can tell you.
    — Ian [2016-09-12]
    Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import