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  1. #3470
    My sword has no eyes!
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  2. #3469
    Is that how you cut your arm off? By dropping it?
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  3. #3468
    Oh my God! It's coming out of my ass!
    — Alex [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  4. #3467
    There's so many nose controls!
    — Graham [2016-10-05]
    Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
  5. #3466
    You never go ovipositor to mandibles.
    — Ian [2016-10-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3465
    What is wrong with you, Horner?! This is a children's show!
    — Alex [2016-10-03]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #3464
    Don't quote me on that.
    — Graham [2016-10-03]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #3463
    I can't even rhythm anymore. lrrEFF I... I can't... I just... I can't... I lost... complete... what was...
    — Heather [2016-10-02]
    None on Unknown
  9. #3462
    Awwwww... I HATE heart-warming things...
    — Kathleen [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #3461
    This is a thing of lies... This is an urn of lies.
    — Alex [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #3460
    It smells like Christmas! I don't want pasta that smells like Christmas!
    — Graham [2016-10-01]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #3459
    Parts of me are trying to escape.
    — Serge [2016-09-30]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  13. #3458
    Go outside! Go play with your families! Stop following me on Twitter!
    — Cameron [2016-09-29]
    DARK SOULS III on Talking Simulator
  14. #3457
    I'm fully prepared for my last words on this earth to be a series of increasingly urgent "Dude"s.
    — Cameron [2016-09-29]
    Gone Home on Talking Simulator
  15. #3456
    Form of... A headache!
    — Alex [2016-09-29]
    Gone Home on Talking Simulator
  16. #3455
    Oh, I'm the white man.
    — Ian [2016-09-26]
    Kunio-Kun Nekketsu Collection on Matters of Import
  17. #3454
    Uh oh... I have a dead man as well.
    — Ian [2016-09-26]
    Kunio-kun no Dodge Ball da yo: Zenin Shuugo on Matters of Import
  18. #3453
    I still don't have to poop.
    — Kathleen [2016-09-26]
    None on Unknown
  19. #3452
    Always the stage-hand. Never the stage.
    — Ian [2016-09-25]
    Hatsune Miku: Project Diva X on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #3450
    Alfred Nobel shat out his prize.
    — Ian [2016-09-23]
    Timeline on AFK
  21. #3448
    I have a low IQ.
    — Cameron [2016-09-23]
    Timeline on AFK
  22. #3447
    We need to Indiana Jones harder.
    — Heather [2016-09-21]
    Chariot on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3446
    Yank it that way, as hard as you can.
    — Beej, to Heather [2016-09-21]
    Chariot on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3445
    Thank you for putting a new shirt on me.
    — Beej, to Heather [2016-09-21]
    Chariot on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3444
    That seems really lrrEFF ing tight.
    — Beej [2016-09-19]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry

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