Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#3663

It's nice when it's already broken.

— Paul [2016-11-28]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3662

If the destination is fire, then maybe the journey was the most important part.

— Paul [2016-11-28]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3661

Let's go chisel a beehive!

— James [2016-11-26]
Minecraft on Bonus Stream
#3660

Oh God... I have too many eyes... I think I just need to get rid of two of them right now.

— Cameron [2016-11-25]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3659

Chat was right: chat was wrong.

— Ian [2016-11-25]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3658

Does someone want to cut me?

— Ian [2016-11-25]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3657

I am a pre-teen girl.

— Ian [2016-11-25]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3656

Don't make your password fuckity.

— Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3655

Did you spider under the water?!

— Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3654

The last time someone told me to put my sausage in Grindr, it didn't turn out the way I expected.

— Cameron [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3653

Wait, is your cape LOAD-BEARING?!

— Ian, to Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3652

When your eyes come back, you know you're alive.

— Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3651

I want to be an exporter of meaty thunk, not an importer.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3650

Knock her down. Let the sausage do the rest of the work.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3649

I look like I developed Perl.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3648

I don't want to be friends with your sausage.

— Heather, to Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3647

When did you become an old man?!

— Cori, to Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3646

It's harder to sit when you're dead, Ian.

— Heather [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3645

By the face... by the butt... get right up there...

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3644

There's plenty of love bean to go around.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3643

Leave my pants alone! Hodor! Leave my pants where you found them!

— Cori [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3642

I am two!

— Cameron [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3641

Now I'm touching something.

— Ian [2016-11-23]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#3640

Press G to brain.

— Alex and Graham [2016-11-23]
Antihorror on Watch and Play
#3639

Oh no... she said the fucker...

— Alex [2016-11-23]
Desert Bus 100 on Watch and Play