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#3030
I am Doug Beejmans.
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Beej
[2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#3028
Comic Sans: the best font ever.
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Graham
[2016-07-23]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#3027
I am banned from like 16 countries.
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James
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3026
I'm too pretty to die.
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Adam
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3025
The only salt I get is my own tears.
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Adam
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3024
Don't do math!
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Adam
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3023
These are the best victories: cheap and hollow victories.
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Adam
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3022
If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it.
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Adam
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3021
Never add salt to your eyes.
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Cameron
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3020
No! My math!
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Cameron
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3019
I've been pung.
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Cameron
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3018
No one even told me not to lose.
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Nelson
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3017
I am a hooligan.
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James
[2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#3016
You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!
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Alex
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3015
Is there any more garbage we can eat?
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3014
I'll sleep YOU off! wait what?
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3013
I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3012
Don't start drinking when people say racist things. You'll die.
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Alex
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3011
Sodom below... yeah that's usually where that happens.
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3010
I hope everyone's been electrocuted.
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Alex
[2016-07-20]
DISTRAINT on Let's NOPE
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#3009
Honk the horse!
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
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#3008
Is this why you have to controller yes?
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
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#3007
The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline.
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
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#3006
And there's a butt!
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
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#3005
Hi! I'm not Beej!
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Dan
[2016-07-18]
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