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  1. #3346
    Welcome to the lrrEFF zone! You're gonna get lrrEFF ed!
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3345
    I'm here to shatter all your previous... bones.
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3344
    Beej, get your horse-butt up here!
    — Heather [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3343
    We all know I'm not Beej.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3342
    No! Teleport me! Teleport my body! TELEPORT MY BODY!
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3341
    I didn't realize hockey could kill me.
    — Heather [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3340
    Goodbye, Cruella DeVille!
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3339
    I got tromped. Trumped. Trabamped.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3338
    I like being a raccoon. If nothing else, this allows me to win.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3337
    Get in the party box!
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3336
    We can dance in our inventory.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3335
    Why is there a "Give Up" button?
    — Heather [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3334
    I need to drop this thing so I can FUCK!
    — Alex [2016-08-31]
    Near Death on Let's NOPE
  14. #3333
    I'm gonna eat the cardboard!
    — Alex [2016-08-31]
    Near Death on Let's NOPE
  15. #3332
    I don't know how to open doors.
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Armored Core: Master of Arena (Sailor Moon mod) on Matters of Import
  16. #3331
    This is not the anime I signed up for.
    — Heather [2016-08-29]
    Armored Core: Master of Arena (Sailor Moon mod) on Matters of Import
  17. #3330
    I have to get rid of Nagilum.
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
  18. #3329
    Are you a phone? You're not a phone!
    — Heather [2016-08-29]
    Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
  19. #3328
    Get inside me!
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
  20. #3327
    12-year-olds don't keep their porn under their bed. They keep it outside the house for plausible deniability.
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
  21. #3326
    When we play each other, the game's not as hard!
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  22. #3325
    I like balloons! They're like an airbag!
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  23. #3324
    I'll fart Monopoly cards.
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  24. #3323
    Being a Nazi doesn't make you cool!
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  25. #3322
    You can't touch my Waldo.
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import