Quotes – LRRbot

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#3347

Thanks for dying, Beej.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3346

Welcome to the lrrEFF zone! You're gonna get lrrEFF ed!

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3345

I'm here to shatter all your previous... bones.

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3344

Beej, get your horse-butt up here!

— Heather [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3343

We all know I'm not Beej.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3342

No! Teleport me! Teleport my body! TELEPORT MY BODY!

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3341

I didn't realize hockey could kill me.

— Heather [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3340

Goodbye, Cruella DeVille!

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3339

I got tromped. Trumped. Trabamped.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3338

I like being a raccoon. If nothing else, this allows me to win.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3337

Get in the party box!

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3336

We can dance in our inventory.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3335

Why is there a "Give Up" button?

— Heather [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3334

I need to drop this thing so I can FUCK!

— Alex [2016-08-31]
Near Death on Let's NOPE
#3333

I'm gonna eat the cardboard!

— Alex [2016-08-31]
Near Death on Let's NOPE
#3332

I don't know how to open doors.

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Armored Core: Master of Arena (Sailor Moon mod) on Matters of Import
#3331

This is not the anime I signed up for.

— Heather [2016-08-29]
Armored Core: Master of Arena (Sailor Moon mod) on Matters of Import
#3330

I have to get rid of Nagilum.

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3329

Are you a phone? You're not a phone!

— Heather [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3328

Get inside me!

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3327

12-year-olds don't keep their porn under their bed. They keep it outside the house for plausible deniability.

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon: Another Story on Matters of Import
#3326

When we play each other, the game's not as hard!

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3325

I like balloons! They're like an airbag!

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3324

I'll fart Monopoly cards.

— Beej [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
#3323

Being a Nazi doesn't make you cool!

— Ian [2016-08-29]
Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import