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  1. #3394
    This is a game that surely wants you to beat it.
    — Beej [2016-09-12]
    Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  2. #3393
    I just got dinked!
    — Ian [2016-09-12]
    Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  3. #3392
    He's almost bent completely over. I think that's important.
    — Beej [2016-09-12]
    Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  4. #3391
    This would've been better in Cockney.
    — Beej [2016-09-12]
    Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
  5. #3390
    It's more of a dance translation system.
    — Ian [2016-09-12]
    Broadway Legend Ellena on Matters of Import
  6. #3389
    This seems like a very tedious way to have fun.
    — Beej [2016-09-12]
    Broadway Legend Ellena on Matters of Import
  7. #3388
    I have no idea what's going on anymore and I'm beginning to feel like a Martian.
    — Cameron [2016-09-09]
    Ticket To Ride on AFK
  8. #3387
    What if I LIKE going blind?
    — Cameron [2016-09-09]
    Ticket To Ride on AFK
  9. #3386
    I had a good time in Montana once.
    — Ian [2016-09-09]
    Ticket To Ride on AFK
  10. #3385
    If Ian's about anything, it's about keeping Beej from completing.
    — Cameron [2016-09-09]
    Ticket To Ride on AFK
  11. #3384
    Let's lrrEFF some trains!
    — Beej [2016-09-09]
    Ticket To Ride on Talking Simulator
  12. #3383
    The concept of time-travelling bedbugs is IRRATIONALLY upsetting to me.
    — Alex [2016-09-08]
    Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
  13. #3382
    It doesn't matter. I don't care about my body.
    — Ben [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3381
    You cannot grind on the side of the computer monitor.
    — Ben [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3380
    I know a lot about blowing it off in the corner.
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3379
    Subway didn't pay for that. Don't you DARE eat fresh.
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3378
    Here! I've got your *** for ya! Allow me to hand it to ya!
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3377
    I tried to go through the flower hole. It didn't work.
    — Cori [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3376
    HAVE SOME WOOD! HAVE SOME WOOD! TRY TO lrrEFF EACH OTHER UP WITH SOME WOOD!
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3375
    I just was... readin' shit...
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3374
    We'll build a wall and make the raccoon pay for it.
    — Ben [2016-09-07]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3373
    Banjo Kazooie has taught us many things... mostly about ourselves.
    — Cori [2016-09-07]
    One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3372
    Did I lose? That makes sense.
    — Beej [2016-09-07]
    One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3371
    That thing we told you? Yeah, don't do that.
    — Cori, to Beej [2016-09-07]
    One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3370
    He doesn't want to HAVE SEX with the gun...
    — Graham [2016-09-07]
    Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play