Quotes – LRRbot

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#3566

We've seen some *** and they're not it.

— Kathleen, regarding Wyrmwood Gaming [2016-10-21]
Secret Hitler on AFK
#3565

Is this a Libertarian simulator?

— Alex, referring to Minecraft [2016-10-20]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#3564

Get away from Bill! GET AWAY FROM BILL!

— Adam [2016-10-19]
WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
#3563

Bananas don't have hair!

— Adam [2016-10-19]
WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
#3562

When you die, the pigment escapes from your beard.

— Graham [2016-10-19]
WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
#3561

The sand is lethal.

— Alex [2016-10-19]
Mr. President! on Watch and Play
#3560

The portrait of Dorian Gray just staples itself to your foot.

— Alex [2016-10-19]
Klepto on Watch and Play
#3559

Smoooooooooke bears erry day...

— Graham [2016-10-19]
Klepto on Watch and Play
#3558

Paper: the original flatscreen.

— Beej [2016-10-11]
None on Unknown
#3557

I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy.

— Cori [2016-10-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3556

I'm playing with my dolls!

— Cameron [2016-10-17]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3555

In a lot of ways, the chat is like Navi. Being like "Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" while not actually being that useful.

— Paul [2016-09-29]
None on Rhythm Cafe
#3554

Ever forward, towards Megan's face.

— Ian [2016-10-16]
Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
#3552

Did you know that time... is a square... circle?

— Cam [2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3551

Leelee! MORE PANTS!

— Kathleen [2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3550

I don't want to go to your house.

— Graham [2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3549

I need a pack of razors to shave my legs.

— Cameron [2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3548

There's so many Herculeses, they had to go into hex?!

— Cameron [2016-10-15]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3547

But Europe SUCKS!

— James [2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
#3546

I'm turning him into smaller men.

— Ian [2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
#3545

The wall of lady-meat.

— Cori [2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
#3544

Nobody wants to be in the sub-James.

— James [2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
#3543

We're all oily people. Our pillows are like German butter cakes.

— Cameron [2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
#3542

Me and my flesh-colored ladies.

— Cameron [2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK
#3541

You guys suck at this game!

— Paul, to James, Ian, Cori, and Cameron [2016-10-14]
Risk Legacy on AFK