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  1. #238
    I'm basically a raptor.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  2. #237
    When the opportunity arises, I do eat humans.
    — James [2015-05-05]
  3. #236
    Why can't I have sex?
    — Ian [2015-05-05]
  4. #235
    I would not call the White House 'handsome.'
    — Cori [2015-05-05]
  5. #234
    I can burp on command. I'm a classy lady.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  6. #233
    That's probably old enough to see a forest of dongs.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  7. #232
    F*ck off, Sticky Keys!
    — Alex [2015-05-02]
  8. #231
    I was trying to say 'butt' and '*ss' at the same time.
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  9. #230
    <BELCH>
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  10. #229
    All the plants outside are having sex.
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  11. #228
    I'm in a dark void!
    — Graham [2015-05-04]
  12. #227
    You had a mole!
    — Kathleen [2015-05-04]
  13. #226
    Look at the pores!
    — Paul [2015-05-04]
  14. #225
    Bird mom? Yeah, I'd let Eileen puke in my mouth.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  15. #224
    Not gonna lie to you guys, lighting a man on fire feels awfully nice.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  16. #223
    I think the problem is that we're smarter than the internet.
    — Paul [2009-03-03]
  17. #222
    I can't identify that cheese.
    — Graham [2015-04-30]
  18. #221
    Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  19. #220
    Of course it makes perfect sense! What do the ghosts give you when *you* die? They always give *me* weapons.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  20. #219
    Little known secret: I tend to freckle in the summer.
    — Cameron [2015-04-30]
  21. #218
    That man has a problem… but we support that problem and let him do this.
    — James, about Cameron [2015-05-02]
  22. #217
    Alex, please stop standing on my groin.
    — Graham [2015-05-02]
  23. #216
    It's all my favourite things, all in one spot: Rainbow world, radioactive materials, and biological guys.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  24. #215
    You look nice and also you don't look like you're gonna try to have sex with me. So… that's great.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]
  25. #214
    I could probably use that Lewd Monacle.
    — Paul [2015-04-13]