Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3710
I would like a dress made out of it.
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Julie,
referring to the Gaping Dragon
[2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
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#3709
Purity's OUR word...
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Cameron
[2016-12-08]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
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#3708
If you die in the lagoon, you die for real.
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Graham
[2016-12-07]
Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
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#3707
Go back in the hole.
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Graham,
to Alex
[2016-12-07]
Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
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#3706
I kept my moist nugget!
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Graham
[2016-12-07]
Island Simulator 2016 on Watch and Play
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#3705
What separates a villager, a commoner, and a peon?
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Graham
[2016-12-07]
Xenus 2. White gold. on Watch and Play
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#3704
I think I'm dying... slowly... It's hard to tell.
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Graham
[2016-12-07]
WarFire on Watch and Play
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#3703
Accurate math has no place here!
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Graham
[2016-12-07]
WarFire on Watch and Play
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#3702
No, Brain! It's not! It's not! Brain, you're not helping!
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Cameron
[2016-11-25]
None on New Day Tewsday
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#3701
This clearly requires a butt stroke
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Paul
[2016-12-06]
The Last Guardian on New Day Tewsday
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#3700
When Ian and Beej are left unsupervised in the moonbase, sometimes fire occurs.
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Kathleen
[2016-12-05]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
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#3699
Graham is funny.
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Kathleen
[2016-12-05]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Unknown
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#3697
Welcome to the Taj Mahal, it's filled with kangaroos.
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Ian
[2016-12-04]
None on Unknown
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#3696
Aha! You're full-on cyber... getting touched a lot.
—
Ian,
of Heather
[2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
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#3695
Are YOU the mass extinction?
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Ian,
to Heather
[2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
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#3694
Cori can get bent sometimes.
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Ian
[2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
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#3693
Am I a computer vampire?
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Heather
[2016-12-04]
Rez Infinite on Rhythm Cafe
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#3692
I flew too close to the ground.
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Ian
[2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
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#3691
I was a skater boy... he was a giant ape.
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Graham
[2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
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#3690
I'm not healing! I'm on speed! ... Well, I feel like I'm on speed...
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Graham
[2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
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#3689
Shitler assemble!
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Cameron
[2016-12-02]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
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#3688
Wait, what did you do to my mom?
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James
[2016-12-02]
None on Crossing the Streams
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#3687
I had this experience with God...
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Cameron
[2016-12-01]
My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
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#3686
I've never died from having to pee too much.
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Alex
[2016-12-01]
My Summer Car on Talking Simulator
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#3685
Ugh, it's like getting a bad coffee milkshake.
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Cam,
of Tim Hortons
[2016-12-01]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
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