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  1. #3000
    its tentacle time with Paul
    — GapFiller [2016-07-16]
    Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
  2. #2999
    The robot's looking at porn!
    — Ian [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  3. #2998
    Next turn will be amazing. This turn we're dead.
    — Beej [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  4. #2997
    I want to go back to the room with the invisible computers...
    — Ian [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  5. #2996
    The gun is made of cabbage?
    — Julie [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  6. #2995
    I'll trade you, because I've had Too Many Cooks.
    — Ian [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  7. #2994
    When it's 'lick' it's your turn, and when it's 'massage' it's my turn.
    — Graham [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  8. #2993
    Someone left the sex die in here...
    — Graham [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  9. #2992
    My point is that I want bootleg Washington Redskins merchandise. I would *** wear that.
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  10. #2991
    I'm sorry people EXISTING is an affront to you.
    — Alex [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  11. #2990
    One of my best friends is named Steve. I'm not anti-Steve. Some of my best friends are target markets.
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  12. #2989
    Oh right! Delicious Bees! *belch*
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  13. #2988
    Do the second thing, and only the second thing.
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  14. #2986
    FRRRRRT?
    — butt
    None on Unknown
  15. #2985
    We're all old and we hurt!
    — Cori [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  16. #2984
    I'd say most babies are the worst kind of babies.
    — Cameron [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2983
    I don't like being James anymore!
    — Ian [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  18. #2982
    Wait, no... Now I'm James.
    — Ian [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  19. #2981
    Remove some balls!
    — Cori [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  20. #2980
    I'm just stuck inside of their balls!
    — James [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  21. #2979
    Who let these balls in?!
    — Ian [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  22. #2978
    Let's just play on poop.
    — Ian [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2977
    I like how you're invisible to balls.
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  24. #2976
    I don't listen to our viewers!
    — Cameron [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  25. #2975
    Fucklesworth!
    — Ian [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams