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  1. #3570
    Time to fill up that baby!
    — Ian [2016-10-23]
    Taiko no Tatsujin Wii on AFK
  2. #3569
    Now I can hear my eyeballs.
    — Cameron [2016-10-21]
    Secret Hitler on AFK
  3. #3568
    Chat is unreliable in the best of times. Now, they are actively unreliable.
    — Paul [2016-10-21]
    Secret Hitler on AFK
  4. #3567
    I would like to play a game where I'm not Hitler...
    — Cameron [2016-10-21]
    Secret Hitler on AFK
  5. #3566
    We've seen some *** and they're not it.
    — Kathleen, regarding Wyrmwood Gaming [2016-10-21]
    Secret Hitler on AFK
  6. #3565
    Is this a Libertarian simulator?
    — Alex, referring to Minecraft [2016-10-20]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  7. #3564
    Get away from Bill! GET AWAY FROM BILL!
    — Adam [2016-10-19]
    WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3563
    Bananas don't have hair!
    — Adam [2016-10-19]
    WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3562
    When you die, the pigment escapes from your beard.
    — Graham [2016-10-19]
    WWE 2K17 on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3561
    The sand is lethal.
    — Alex [2016-10-19]
    Mr. President! on Watch and Play
  11. #3560
    The portrait of Dorian Gray just staples itself to your foot.
    — Alex [2016-10-19]
    Klepto on Watch and Play
  12. #3559
    Smoooooooooke bears erry day...
    — Graham [2016-10-19]
    Klepto on Watch and Play
  13. #3558
    Paper: the original flatscreen.
    — Beej [2016-10-11]
    None on Unknown
  14. #3557
    I'm fantastic at lying! No-one believes me most of the time, so lying is easy.
    — Cori [2016-10-17]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #3556
    I'm playing with my dolls!
    — Cameron [2016-10-17]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #3555
    In a lot of ways, the chat is like Navi. Being like "Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!" while not actually being that useful.
    — Paul [2016-09-29]
    None on Rhythm Cafe
  17. #3554
    Ever forward, towards Megan's face.
    — Ian [2016-10-16]
    Thumper on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #3552
    Did you know that time... is a square... circle?
    — Cam [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #3551
    Leelee! MORE PANTS!
    — Kathleen [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  20. #3550
    I don't want to go to your house.
    — Graham [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #3549
    I need a pack of razors to shave my legs.
    — Cameron [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #3548
    There's so many Herculeses, they had to go into hex?!
    — Cameron [2016-10-15]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #3547
    But Europe SUCKS!
    — James [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  24. #3546
    I'm turning him into smaller men.
    — Ian [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK
  25. #3545
    The wall of lady-meat.
    — Cori [2016-10-14]
    Risk Legacy on AFK

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