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#3527

Try using the mayonnaise on the gate!

— Cameron [2016-10-13]
Inside on Talking Simulator
#3526

Give the underboob of setting here.

— Cameron [2016-10-13]
Inside on Talking Simulator
#3525

Once you hit bottom, swim across. Never go up.

— Alex [2016-10-13]
Inside on Talking Simulator
#3524

*** your pants... I mean, you're not wearing pants...

— Alex [2016-10-13]
Inside on Talking Simulator
#3523

My balls is flameproof.

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3522

We need to be thoughtful in where we apply our balls.

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3521

Oh, lrrEFF me running!

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3520

Eat balls! Eat my balls!

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3519

You never want shit inflation...

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3518

Man the Flail of Understanding!

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3517

I identify as flail-kin.

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3516

7 shits! 7 shits! 45 different kinds of shit!

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3515

Caltrops should not be adorable.

— Paul [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3514

Space Battleship Tomato.

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3513

I have a thorax.

— Cameron [2016-10-12]
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime on Crossing the Streams
#3512

Please do not eat/mate with me!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3511

You'll never catch me. I'm the gingerbread FUCK!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3510

OK... We're fine... We are NOT fine...

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3509

Well lrrEFF consoles, lrrEFF PC, lrrEFF gaming...

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3508

My OFFICIAL title is 'Professional Internet Idiot' but the 'Professional' part comes first.

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Inside on Let's NOPE
#3507

I'm Death's favorite!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3506

Thank you, Death!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3505

PIIIIIIIISS! Everything is piss! I live in a world of piss!

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3504

What the lrrEFF does this head do?

— Alex [2016-10-12]
Gonner on Let's NOPE
#3503

Oxygen makes you fat!

— Ian [2016-10-10]
K-On! After School Live! on Matters of Import