Quotes – LRRbot

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#3393

I just got dinked!

— Ian [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3392

He's almost bent completely over. I think that's important.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3391

This would've been better in Cockney.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import
#3390

It's more of a dance translation system.

— Ian [2016-09-12]
Broadway Legend Ellena on Matters of Import
#3389

This seems like a very tedious way to have fun.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Broadway Legend Ellena on Matters of Import
#3388

I have no idea what's going on anymore and I'm beginning to feel like a Martian.

— Cameron [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3387

What if I LIKE going blind?

— Cameron [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3386

I had a good time in Montana once.

— Ian [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3385

If Ian's about anything, it's about keeping Beej from completing.

— Cameron [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on AFK
#3384

Let's lrrEFF some trains!

— Beej [2016-09-09]
Ticket To Ride on Talking Simulator
#3383

The concept of time-travelling bedbugs is IRRATIONALLY upsetting to me.

— Alex [2016-09-08]
Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
#3382

It doesn't matter. I don't care about my body.

— Ben [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3381

You cannot grind on the side of the computer monitor.

— Ben [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3380

I know a lot about blowing it off in the corner.

— Beej [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3379

Subway didn't pay for that. Don't you DARE eat fresh.

— Beej [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3378

Here! I've got your *** for ya! Allow me to hand it to ya!

— Beej [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3377

I tried to go through the flower hole. It didn't work.

— Cori [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3376

HAVE SOME WOOD! HAVE SOME WOOD! TRY TO lrrEFF EACH OTHER UP WITH SOME WOOD!

— Beej [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3375

I just was... readin' shit...

— Beej [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3374

We'll build a wall and make the raccoon pay for it.

— Ben [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3373

Banjo Kazooie has taught us many things... mostly about ourselves.

— Cori [2016-09-07]
One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
#3372

Did I lose? That makes sense.

— Beej [2016-09-07]
One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
#3371

That thing we told you? Yeah, don't do that.

— Cori, to Beej [2016-09-07]
One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
#3370

He doesn't want to HAVE SEX with the gun...

— Graham [2016-09-07]
Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play
#3369

Ah BA ba ba!

— Penelope, regarding getting Bits
Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play