Quotes – LRRbot

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#29

I kind of like the idea of a shipping container full of bootleg Botox catching fire in the port of Vancouver.

— Cameron [2015-03-05]
#28

Alright, let's just chug a fetus.

— Cameron [2015-03-05]
#27

We now have mutilated baby heads everywhere. I hope you're happy with yourself.

— Serge [2015-03-07]
#26

I'm so moist.

— Paul [2015-03-02]
#25

Egg salad sandwich is kind of a serial killer food.

— Adam [2015-03-03]
#24

We are the most professional stream on Twitch.

— Alex [2015-03-03]
#23

Oh god, I ate every bit of that man!!

— Alex [2015-03-03]
#22

I don't *open* boxes. I smash them into tiny bits.

— Graham [2015-02-27]
#21

You gotta wear a lambskin if you gonna be docking.

— Alex [2015-02-24]
#20

This is the lady that puts the plunger on my nipples.

— Alex, about Kim [2015-01-31]
#19

I frequently get rabies.

— Alex [2015-02-24]
#18

Could you not put a steering wheel up my *ss?

— Alex [2015-02-24]
#17

I bet if we gave crabs swords they'd be a lot scarier.

— Paul [2015-02-23]
#16

*James* plays Minecraft. How hard can it be?

— Adam [2015-02-17]
#15

Any game that uses the word 'decoupler'… I would never touch.

— Adam [2015-02-17]
#12

I can't control what comes out of my mouth. There's no brain thing there. The tongue is engaging separately. It's pure reptile instinct.

— Kathleen
#11

There is no amount of tips a 16-year-old girl in short shorts can't earn if she doesn't respect her body.

— Kathleen [2015-01-30]
#10

I am become Death, destroyer of sheep.

— Alex [2015-02-03]
#9

There is no shame in defeating an ignorant opponent.

— Kathleen [2015-01-30]
#8

Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out.

— Cameron [2015-01-16]
#7

My desire is to be, like, a 67-year-old Chinese woman.

— Alex [2015-01-31]
#6

My ears dissolve plastic.

— Paul [2015-01-28]
#5

I think we're safe now.

— Alex, frequent last words
#4

I bathe my hands in milk every morning.

— Graham [2015-01-16]
#3

I'm always kind of freaked out by Cam.

— Tally