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  1. #3214
    When there's two of them, it's a man.
    — Heather [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  2. #3213
    I will NOT have sex with this board game.
    — Cori [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  3. #3212
    That's a lot of boys... perfect boys...
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  4. #3211
    That was an astonishing aural experience.
    — Cameron [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  5. #3210
    I don't have any more wooden boys left. I would like some wooden boys.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  6. #3209
    Everyone is involved in the hottest cupping at the Olympics.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  7. #3208
    I know more about boys.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  8. #3207
    I feel like I shouldn't do something stupid.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  9. #3206
    I couldn't swallow it! At university, I never learned how to glug! I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO GLUG!
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  10. #3205
    I need dudes, Heather...
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  11. #3204
    Most things conduct if you try hard enough.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  12. #3203
    I don't know where your face has been.
    — Heather, referring to Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  13. #3202
    Boy, I wish I could buy more things with money.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  14. #3201
    Two people turn into a bridge.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  15. #3200
    This game isn't about being happy. This game is about being irritated until the second-to-last turn.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  16. #3199
    Gorillas are people. We should treat them as such.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  17. #3198
    You witches breed like rats!
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  18. #3197
    I intend to screw this up... not on purpose.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  19. #3196
    Red-town: You never want that.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  20. #3195
    How the lrrEFF are they staying erect?
    — Alex [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  21. #3194
    There have always been black people.
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  22. #3193
    God, I'm beautiful!
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  23. #3192
    I believe me, too.
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  24. #3191
    I'm going to have to start throwing more people in the garbage, I guess.
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3190
    Beej! Stop being useful!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams