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  1. #3357
    I'm still on the screen, bitch!
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3356
    You don't know where your world is?
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3355
    There is goop on the poop.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3354
    Chat wants context. They can't have it.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3353
    I'm in a hole thanks to hockey.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3352
    I'm not letting you name our chickens.
    — Ian, to Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3351
    You're too easy.
    — Cori, to Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3350
    No! My death enables your further progress!
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3349
    Yes... rotate your stick...
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3348
    I'm not in last place! *beat* I'm still in last place!
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3347
    Thanks for dying, Beej.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3346
    Welcome to the lrrEFF zone! You're gonna get lrrEFF ed!
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3345
    I'm here to shatter all your previous... bones.
    — Beej [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3344
    Beej, get your horse-butt up here!
    — Heather [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3343
    We all know I'm not Beej.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3342
    No! Teleport me! Teleport my body! TELEPORT MY BODY!
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3341
    I didn't realize hockey could kill me.
    — Heather [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3340
    Goodbye, Cruella DeVille!
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3339
    I got tromped. Trumped. Trabamped.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3338
    I like being a raccoon. If nothing else, this allows me to win.
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3337
    Get in the party box!
    — Ian [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3336
    We can dance in our inventory.
    — Cori [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3335
    Why is there a "Give Up" button?
    — Heather [2016-08-31]
    Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3334
    I need to drop this thing so I can FUCK!
    — Alex [2016-08-31]
    Near Death on Let's NOPE
  25. #3333
    I'm gonna eat the cardboard!
    — Alex [2016-08-31]
    Near Death on Let's NOPE