Quotes – LRRbot

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#3311

What's in the hold? Murder!

— Nelson [2016-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3310

What am I doing in real life?

— Serge [2016-08-26]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3309

He's not going to have a face, is he?

— Cameron [2016-08-25]
Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
#3308

He's such an amazingly-written piece of shit.

— Alex [2016-08-25]
Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
#3307

If you have funky flow, see your doctor.

— Alex [2016-08-25]
Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
#3306

I love attacking boys in the junk.

— Ethel, a.k.a. Kate [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3305

I believe I can touch the PISS!

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3304

I think James is playing. We should exclude him.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3303

I've fallen and I can't wat up...

— Jordan [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3302

Oh, he dragoned right in my mouth...

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3301

No one do anything funny in the meantime.

— AdmiralMemo [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3300

I contracted something once.

— Ethel, a.k.a. Kate [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3299

Don't mail us kibbles.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
#3298

I'm stinky now! Why am I stinky?!

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Bad Day L.A. on Watch and Play
#3297

Why are you blooding?

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Bad Day L.A. on Watch and Play
#3296

I am dead and still alive somehow.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
The God's Chain on Watch and Play
#3295

The iron-sight is at your groin.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
The God's Chain on Watch and Play
#3294

Let's go groin people to death.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
#3293

Don't mess with an elf who's not wearing pants.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
#3292

Smoke a bowl of thumbtacks.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3291

Penelope, are you a cardiac people?

— Graham [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3290

I got a blue! I got blue ball. This game is definitely giving me blue ball, because the other fell off.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3289

I wouldn't even burn this.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3288

Foam doesn't get tired. Foam just lies there. What does it have to get tired about?

— Paul [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3287

Beej claims to be a sexpert.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry