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  1. #951
    Why the balls? Why always the balls?
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  2. #950
    Behind the ocean...
    — Kathleen [2015-10-26]
  3. #949
    My Bittorrents are clogged with Cena!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  4. #948
    No, you know what? lrrEFF the Shetlands!
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  5. #947
    Any amount of the thing would be good.
    — Graham [2015-10-26]
  6. #946
    Never send a man to do a weagle's job.
    — Kathleen [2015-10-25]
  7. #945
    I don't need to get every coin. // This is a big step; you've made real progress here today.
    — Graham & Paul [2015-10-07]
  8. #944
    We're throwing our money away, but it does hurt them when it hits.
    — Graham [2015-10-24]
  9. #943
    Why is a stick 100 gold coins?
    — Cameron [2015-10-24]
  10. #942
    Prepare to die, kneecaps!
    — Paul [2015-10-24]
  11. #941
    You're like the anti-fun...
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  12. #940
    lrrEFF ! lrrEFF ing Sub Notifier! Shit! You lrrEFF ed up my shit, asshole!
    — Adam
  13. #939
    I'm all whacked out on hootie gems.
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  14. #938
    Why the lrrEFF am I PacMan?
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  15. #937
    It looks like I'm staring at my crotch!
    — Adam [2015-10-24]
  16. #936
    I feel like I'm in a Pepsi ad.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  17. #935
    I'm really sad about that. I have empathy for a sound effect.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  18. #934
    When does a WALL follow you?
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  19. #933
    What kind of masturbation sounds like THIS to you?
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  20. #932
    The great thing about this is that I think it would be easy to add a shitload of WHOOPS!
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  21. #931
    I've never been so afraid of red pixels before.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  22. #930
    Luckily, we're about to get killed.
    — Alex [2015-10-23]
  23. #929
    Here's what's up: we don't remember our own videos.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  24. #928
    lrrEFF the whole first part of this song.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]
  25. #927
    James: I'm gonna touch this.
    — Graham [2015-10-22]