Quotes – LRRbot

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#3490

I will attack the top of this dwarf.

— Paul [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3489

Zombies are just wet mummies?

— Ian [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3488

I'm going to invade your personal space.

— Graham, to Paul [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3487

Stop body-shaming your goblins!

— Ian, to Beej [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3486

Let me back dat *** up.

— Beej [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3485

I am more than happy to aggro whoever you like.

— Beej [2016-10-07]
HeroQuest on AFK
#3484

FINE! I love the lrrEFF ing dog. Are you happy?

— Cameron [2016-10-06]
Firewatch on Talking Simulator
#3483

I enjoy watching fire.

— Cameron [2016-10-06]
Firewatch on Talking Simulator
#3482

What do the things you say even mean?

— Cori, to Adam [2016-09-28]
None on Unknown
#3481

I often end up taking my coffee into the shower.

— Ian [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3480

You can't even wash her!

— Ian [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3479

No, it's already nutted.

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3478

I don't speak... European.

— Ian [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3477

What flavor soap do we have?

— Ian [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3476

OK, now it's finished crashing.

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Jalopy on Crossing the Streams
#3475

I hope your gun is firing tiny bricks.

— Graham [2016-10-05]
Tales of Destruction on Watch and Play
#3474

Who keeps shitting batteries out?

— Graham [2016-10-05]
The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
#3473

I'm glad I *** myself earlier.

— Graham [2016-10-05]
The Skunk Bundle on Watch and Play
#3472

Where are my organs? They're in my hands, actually.

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3471

Why is there butt smoke everywhere?

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3470

My sword has no eyes!

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3469

Is that how you cut your arm off? By dropping it?

— Graham [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3468

Oh my God! It's coming out of my ass!

— Alex [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3467

There's so many nose controls!

— Graham [2016-10-05]
Reverence: The Ultimate Combat Experience on Watch and Play
#3466

You never go ovipositor to mandibles.

— Ian [2016-10-03]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry