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  1. #3296
    I am dead and still alive somehow.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    The God's Chain on Watch and Play
  2. #3295
    The iron-sight is at your groin.
    — Graham [2016-08-24]
    The God's Chain on Watch and Play
  3. #3294
    Let's go groin people to death.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
  4. #3293
    Don't mess with an elf who's not wearing pants.
    — Graham [2016-08-24]
    An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
  5. #3292
    Smoke a bowl of thumbtacks.
    — Graham [2016-08-24]
    Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
  6. #3291
    Penelope, are you a cardiac people?
    — Graham [2016-08-24]
    Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
  7. #3290
    I got a blue! I got blue ball. This game is definitely giving me blue ball, because the other fell off.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
  8. #3289
    I wouldn't even burn this.
    — Ian [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3288
    Foam doesn't get tired. Foam just lies there. What does it have to get tired about?
    — Paul [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3287
    Beej claims to be a sexpert.
    — Ian [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #3286
    If you can't tell at home, Beej is indeed a chungus.
    — Paul [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3284
    These strippers will be fine.
    — Ian [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #3283
    He doesn't like skin.
    — Ian, referring to Cameron [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #3282
    I will try to breathe less.
    — Heather [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #3281
    Turn Beej into the perfect human.
    — Ian [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #3280
    Hey Ian... Your weeb is showing.
    — Heather [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #3279
    Chat's always worth it.
    — Heather [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #3278
    It's like there's a tiny person inside, and you keep poking them to make them sing for a bit.
    — Paul [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #3277
    I feel this bit of pain in my chest, and I think that's where my heart's supposed to be?
    — Kate [2016-08-21]
    Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #3276
    I literally can't math and Ouendan at the same time.
    — Heather [2016-08-21]
    Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #3275
    I don't care about ice-skating girls! I care about cats!
    — Kate [2016-08-21]
    Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #3274
    This is like... archetypal smut.
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #3273
    Come on, Graham... Where did they put the orange?
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #3272
    I'd show it to your mom.
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #3271
    What if your parents are into hardcore pornography?
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive