Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2928
How come there's no Bible gun?!
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Alex
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2927
Dude! You dropped Jesus on the floor!
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Alex
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2926
Do ham sandwiches fold?
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Cameron
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2925
No, Chuck! Don't be pounded by the pound!
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Alex
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2924
I want what I want! And I want Jesus! Gimme Jesus!
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Alex
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2923
Hey Electric Buck! Are you ready to get drilled?
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Alex
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2922
Electric Buck! That's my porn name!
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Cameron
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2921
The food ran out. You gotta eat lead.
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Alex
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2920
I've seen people keep a lot of *** inside them.
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Cameron
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2918
We've had a long day, alright, Alex! Daddy needs his medicine!
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Cameron,
after downing 2 bottles of liquor in-game
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2917
LOL! I'm a murderer!
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Cameron
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2916
The great ethical conundrum: murder children, or not murder children?
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Cameron
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2915
Maybe he's mad now that I've electrocuted him.
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Cameron
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2914
Uh oh, now we have health bars.
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Cameron
[2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2913
The ocean is closed and I'm not buying a membership.
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Heather
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2912
Just let me needy...
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Heather
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2911
I can yell... maybe?
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Heather
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2910
I'm going to explode, so let's go.
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Heather
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2909
I'm not buying an ocean membership!
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Heather
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2908
We'll be back... short-lish...
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Cori
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2907
You lived! ... a little bit...
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Heather,
to Cori
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2906
I'm dead now. I hope you're happy. I will haunt you.
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Cori
[2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
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#2905
Does the Chat have object permanence problems?!
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Alex
[2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
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#2904
Taste it! Ass...
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Graham
[2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
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#2903
I am a healthy human worm baby.
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Alex
[2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
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