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  1. #3286
    If you can't tell at home, Beej is indeed a chungus.
    — Paul [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #3284
    These strippers will be fine.
    — Ian [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #3283
    He doesn't like skin.
    — Ian, referring to Cameron [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #3282
    I will try to breathe less.
    — Heather [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #3281
    Turn Beej into the perfect human.
    — Ian [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3280
    Hey Ian... Your weeb is showing.
    — Heather [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #3279
    Chat's always worth it.
    — Heather [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #3278
    It's like there's a tiny person inside, and you keep poking them to make them sing for a bit.
    — Paul [2016-08-22]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3277
    I feel this bit of pain in my chest, and I think that's where my heart's supposed to be?
    — Kate [2016-08-21]
    Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #3276
    I literally can't math and Ouendan at the same time.
    — Heather [2016-08-21]
    Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  11. #3275
    I don't care about ice-skating girls! I care about cats!
    — Kate [2016-08-21]
    Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #3274
    This is like... archetypal smut.
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #3273
    Come on, Graham... Where did they put the orange?
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #3272
    I'd show it to your mom.
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #3271
    What if your parents are into hardcore pornography?
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  16. #3270
    We're going to A you in the Q.
    — Cameron [2016-08-20]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  17. #3269
    Beej, you only apply pressure with your nose.
    — Cameron [2016-08-19]
    Jenga on AFK
  18. #3268
    Give me a straw so I can blow on it.
    — Beej [2016-08-19]
    Jenga on AFK
  19. #3267
    That was when you hit me in the damn face, it was so good.
    — Beej [2016-08-19]
    Jenga on AFK
  20. #3266
    I like not being responsible for things.
    — Beej [2016-08-19]
    Jenga on AFK
  21. #3265
    I'm rarely allowed to play Jenga in the real world.
    — Beej [2016-08-19]
    Jenga on AFK
  22. #3264
    Awaken the Narnope!
    — Cam [2016-08-19]
    Exploding Kittens on AFK
  23. #3263
    My thing got longer
    — Alex [2016-08-18]
    Journey on Talking Simulator
  24. #3262
    You just wait down there with your mouth open and see what comes out.
    — RebelliousUno [2016-08-18]
    Call of Duty: Black Ops III on 18 Games & Counting
  25. #3261
    I only have three fucksmiths.
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams