Quotes – LRRbot

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#3420

Preeeeeeeessssss... shit!

— Ian [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3419

This is how you properly panic.

— Ian [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3418

A deep knobbing.

— Cameron [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3417

You're allowed to *** yourself AND not doubt us.

— Ian, to Cameron [2016-09-14]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#3416

This guy did his writing in Microsoft Paint.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3415

I LIKE the tentacle monsters...

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3414

I shoulda never used that garlic Vaporub on my eyes.

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3413

Turn that man into pants!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3412

Get DOUBLEFUCKED!

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3411

I watched a man turn into pants!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3410

Don't talk to me or my gun ever again.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3409

Yo mama's so fat... her vibrator run on three-phase.

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3408

Secret toilet...

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3407

Well, my mouth is adequately lubricated.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Crossing the Streams
#3406

We can spit in each other's mouths! Then we won't be thirsty! We'll go infinite!

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3405

You can't drink your beer without your spoon!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3404

If only we had a foldable toilet!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3403

My box body armor was doing NOTHING!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3402

How do you like dem deeks ?! Get thumped on!

— Alex [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3401

Your mother was a Tonka truck!

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3400

All I've got is cigarettes and like five changes of clothes.

— Ben [2016-09-14]
The Final Station on Let's NOPE
#3399

I don't know a non-pompous way of saying 'I'm allergic to anything popular.'

— Alex [2016-09-14]
None on Let's NOPE
#3398

Don't try to make Bill happen. That's tasteless.

— Alex [2016-09-14]
None on Let's NOPE
#3397

Who's making bootleg kazoos?!

— Alex [2016-07-20]
None on Unknown
#3396

It weighs 10 months.

— Beej [2016-09-12]
Battle Construction Vehicles on Matters of Import