LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Visit Death.
Currently playing: Riftbound on AFK [Watch live]
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #3325
    I like balloons! They're like an airbag!
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  2. #3324
    I'll fart Monopoly cards.
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  3. #3323
    Being a Nazi doesn't make you cool!
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  4. #3322
    You can't touch my Waldo.
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  5. #3321
    I'm the most masculine thing in this show.
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  6. #3320
    Taste my rubbery justice!
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  7. #3319
    OK, folks. I'm blacking her out.
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  8. #3318
    You don't do much healing in your uterus.
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  9. #3317
    It finishes on us getting to see their butt-crack.
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  10. #3316
    Who put Sailor Jupiter in a cooler?
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  11. #3315
    Why is this two-day-old pick-up artist following us?
    — Ian [2016-08-28]
    Tadpole Treble on Rhythm Cafe
  12. #3314
    Did you say 'Fred detected'?
    — Heather [2016-08-28]
    Tadpole Treble on Rhythm Cafe
  13. #3313
    My dog's cooking itself.
    — Graham [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  14. #3312
    My body likes sugar.
    — Graham [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  15. #3311
    What's in the hold? Murder!
    — Nelson [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  16. #3310
    What am I doing in real life?
    — Serge [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  17. #3309
    He's not going to have a face, is he?
    — Cameron [2016-08-25]
    Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
  18. #3308
    He's such an amazingly-written piece of shit.
    — Alex [2016-08-25]
    Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
  19. #3307
    If you have funky flow, see your doctor.
    — Alex [2016-08-25]
    Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
  20. #3306
    I love attacking boys in the junk.
    — Ethel, a.k.a. Kate [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3305
    I believe I can touch the PISS!
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3304
    I think James is playing. We should exclude him.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3303
    I've fallen and I can't wat up...
    — Jordan [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3302
    Oh, he dragoned right in my mouth...
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3301
    No one do anything funny in the meantime.
    — AdmiralMemo [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams

If you have issues, contact:

Social: @qrpth@qrpth.eu / @phlip@kind.social / @d3fr0st.bsky.social

Email: cyberxxl5@gmail.com / phlip@mrphlip.com / qrpth@qrpth.eu

Logo designed by Featherweight.

Hosting generously provided by qrpth.