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#3293

Don't mess with an elf who's not wearing pants.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
#3292

Smoke a bowl of thumbtacks.

— Graham [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3291

Penelope, are you a cardiac people?

— Graham [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3290

I got a blue! I got blue ball. This game is definitely giving me blue ball, because the other fell off.

— Alex [2016-08-24]
Invisible Mind on Watch and Play
#3289

I wouldn't even burn this.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3288

Foam doesn't get tired. Foam just lies there. What does it have to get tired about?

— Paul [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3287

Beej claims to be a sexpert.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3286

If you can't tell at home, Beej is indeed a chungus.

— Paul [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3284

These strippers will be fine.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3283

He doesn't like skin.

— Ian, referring to Cameron [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3282

I will try to breathe less.

— Heather [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3281

Turn Beej into the perfect human.

— Ian [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3280

Hey Ian... Your weeb is showing.

— Heather [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3279

Chat's always worth it.

— Heather [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3278

It's like there's a tiny person inside, and you keep poking them to make them sing for a bit.

— Paul [2016-08-22]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3277

I feel this bit of pain in my chest, and I think that's where my heart's supposed to be?

— Kate [2016-08-21]
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#3276

I literally can't math and Ouendan at the same time.

— Heather [2016-08-21]
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#3275

I don't care about ice-skating girls! I care about cats!

— Kate [2016-08-21]
Moero! Nekketsu Rhythm Damashii Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan 2 on Rhythm Cafe
#3274

This is like... archetypal smut.

— Cameron [2016-08-20]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3273

Come on, Graham... Where did they put the orange?

— Cameron [2016-08-20]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3272

I'd show it to your mom.

— Cameron [2016-08-20]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3271

What if your parents are into hardcore pornography?

— Cameron [2016-08-20]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3270

We're going to A you in the Q.

— Cameron [2016-08-20]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3269

Beej, you only apply pressure with your nose.

— Cameron [2016-08-19]
Jenga on AFK
#3268

Give me a straw so I can blow on it.

— Beej [2016-08-19]
Jenga on AFK