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  1. #2876
    Everyone always says, if you have good tools, you don't need any skill.
    — Beej [2016-06-25]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #2875
    We should've brought a sample of Paul's skin.
    — Alex [2016-06-25]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #2874
    Do you want Cam to vomit on us?
    — Graham [2016-06-25]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #2873
    What does the Burning Strike do? Wait, Burning Strike is the Burning Strike! God, I'm an idiot!
    — Adam [2016-06-25]
    Rogue Galaxy on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s
  5. #2872
    I almost won by cheating.
    — Serge [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  6. #2871
    You punch harder than I do!
    — Serge, to James [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  7. #2870
    Chat can't be right all the time.
    — James [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  8. #2869
    I've never seen chat be right so many times in a row!
    — Heather [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  9. #2868
    I'm still swinging with nothing.
    — Ian [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  10. #2867
    You are _a_ person.
    — Ian, to Cameron [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  11. #2866
    I'm more like the moss that grows on YellowJacket.
    — Nelson [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  12. #2865
    Ian is invoking Jesus to take the wheel.
    — Graham [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  13. #2864
    There are a lot of cards we call "Nicolas Cage" for some reason.
    — Nelson [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  14. #2863
    James Turner is the best.
    — James [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  15. #2862
    I'll click on YOU...
    — Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  16. #2861
    Dr. Tatum's going to kick my ass. I'm drawing a grid free-hand.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  17. #2860
    That's just regular-ass tink.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  18. #2859
    Oh! There IS a plibble.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  19. #2858
    If you're going to tell us how to solve something, at least be right.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  20. #2857
    What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel.
    — Cam [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  21. #2856
    Yay! We got there! Piss!
    — Alex [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  22. #2855
    I am so old that you two are actually older than I am.
    — James, to Alex and Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  23. #2854
    That Garfield arm is too long.
    — Ian [2016-06-22]
    Fibbage on Crossing the Streams
  24. #2853
    A little bit of a grease period... It's not pleasant.
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  25. #2852
    That's really stupid. I love it!
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday