Quotes – LRRbot

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#8737

Just assume I'm doing a good job.

— Serge [2023-10-31]
Cities: Skylines II on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8736

More blood!

— Angel [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8735

This crab's got dildo hands.

— Cori, reading chat [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8734

I won't be removing any limbs today.

— Angel [2023-10-30]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8733

There's so much value in being annoying.

— Wheeler [2023-10-29]
Pokémon Trading Card Game on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8732

Did you just slurp into a Slim Jim?

— Ian [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8731

I was like, 'I can make a spreadsheet?' Hell yeah!

— Beej [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8730

They're funded by Big Prune.

— Cori [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8729

Stop! I'm spending too much time in LaTeX as it is!

— Ian [2023-10-28]
Special Events on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8728

I will move this carrot. That will unfill my cat pockets.

— Heather [2023-10-28]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8727

I can see Satan!

— Alex, pointing at Jacob [2023-10-25]
Board Games on AFK
#8726

Real question: do demons have pockets?

— Heather [2023-10-23]
None on Crossing the Streams
#8725

The law is not real.

— Ian [2023-10-23]
Jackbox Party Packs on Crossing the Streams
#8724

No one has poo'd on Europa!

— Cori [2023-10-23]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8723

I'm sure if chat cared, they would agree with me.

— Az [2023-10-23]
Art on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8722

What if Hell, but good?

— Ian [2023-10-22]
A Dance of Fire and Ice on Friday Night Paper Fight
#8721

I want a proper scoot-scoot!

— Heather [2023-10-20]
Just Chatting on AFK
#8720

CHURN FOR ME!

— Wheeler, to his controller [2023-10-20]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8719

I don't like it when Nelly goes quiet.

— Jacob [2023-10-20]
Street Fighter 6 on AFK
#8718

We are all normal humans, with a normal amount of limbs and lungs.

— Dale [2023-10-18]
Board Games on AFK
#8717

I don't have to 'yes, and' Twitch chat.

— James [2023-10-17]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8716

If you like pressure plates, you'll love doors!

— RebelliousUno, Sarcastically [2023-10-17]
Minecraft on Talking Simulator
#8715

Nobody ever has to get set on fire. It just happens sometimes.

— Heather [2023-10-14]
Baldur's Gate 3 on Talking Simulator
#8714

I took your orb; I'm sorry.

— Molly [2023-10-13]
Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
#8713

Noooo! Nutsack, you were the chosen one!

— James [2023-10-13]
PUBG: BATTLEGROUNDS on Talking Simulator