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  1. #8688
    We're here to make the whole place wet.
    — Matt [2023-10-08]
    Timberborn on Talking Simulator
  2. #8687
    Oh yeah, cull those backfaces!
    — Graham [2023-10-08]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
  3. #8686
    Look at thunder-cheeks over here!
    — Graham [2023-10-08]
    Destiny 2 on Talking Simulator
  4. #8685
    How does the toilet know what time it is?
    — Ian [2023-10-07]
    Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
  5. #8684
    It's like a little Dig Dug for your backside!
    — Ian [2023-10-07]
    Makers & Crafting on Talking Simulator
  6. #8683
    I gambled on pig and lost.
    — Alex [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  7. #8682
    Oh, the geode is like a geode!
    — Graham [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  8. #8681
    I will be as bad at video games as necessary to keep everyone entertained.
    — Graham [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  9. #8680
    I wonder how Hole is doing.
    — Graham [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  10. #8679
    I think I've already committed enough crimes against Graham.
    — Cori [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  11. #8678
    I hate this game.
    — James, about Minecraft [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  12. #8677
    I need to avoid the Cori Hole.
    — James [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  13. #8676
    Uh oh. Not a gamer. Not a gamer. Actively not gaming.
    — James [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  14. #8675
    Yes, I'm wearing pants. Both in-game and in real life.
    — James [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  15. #8674
    Stop, drop, and eat potato.
    — Alex [2023-10-07]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  16. #8673
    If Cori wants to add more melon floor tomorrow, Cori's free to add more melon floor.
    — Graham [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  17. #8672
    I will listen to you, so don't do these things. I will just do that.
    — Graham, to chat [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  18. #8671
    Bring it. I will spam sword at you so hard.
    — Graham [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  19. #8670
    Did you know bones are magic? Each and every one of you has magic inside of you.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  20. #8669
    Ooh, breathing! Everyone loves to breathe.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  21. #8668
    I will not die today. Not to baby.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  22. #8667
    No one's optimal.
    — Cori [2023-10-06]
    Minecraft on Talking Simulator
  23. #8666
    How much more out-of-town can you be than Alberta?
    — Paul [2023-10-06]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  24. #8665
    They don't know about Secret Bathroom.
    — Alex [2023-10-06]
    Just Chatting on Talking Simulator
  25. #8664
    Never put off til tomorrow what you can put off til next stream.
    — RebelliousUno [2023-10-03]
    Minecraft on Crossing the Streams