Quotes – LRRbot

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#8771

You can fit so many teeth in this chair.

— Ashton [2023-11-13]
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#8770

You can't fire me; I'm not getting paid.

— Matt [2023-11-13]
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#8769

I'm having an absolute blast watching chat try to explain Me to somebody in the chat that doesn't know who I am.

— Beej [2023-11-13]
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#8768

If I murder *enough*, I'll still have a microphone.

— Julie [2023-11-12]
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#8767

Pack 1, pick 1: the kitchen sponge.

— Jordan [2023-11-12]
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#8766

Drugs, drugs, drugs, some are good, some are great; drugs, drugs, drugs, don't ask me to elaborate.

— Julie [2023-11-12]
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#8765

I keep accidentally murdering Grimace.

— Rachel [2023-11-12]
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#8764

You are all just one round of beer away from becoming me.

— Julie [2023-11-12]
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#8763

Wikipedia can't be wrong.

— Wiggins [2023-11-12]
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#8762

I bored all of you for ten dollars.

— Kathleen [2023-11-12]
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#8761

"Who started this?" "Oh it doesn't matter anymore, I'm keeping going."

— Jacob and Kathleen [2023-11-12]
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#8760

I'm eight buffalo deep and sinking by the moment.

— Kathleen [2023-11-12]
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#8759

I've got some time between 3:15 and 3:30 for a little chaos energy.

— Kathleen [2023-11-12]
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#8758

Time is numbers and numbers aren't real.

— Carrie [2023-11-12]
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#8757

I was wrong about always being wrong.

— Paul [2023-11-12]
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#8756

Unfortunately, you need poop to upgrade your crap.

— Cori [2023-11-12]
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#8755

Please don't hack our washlet.

— Paul [2023-11-12]
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#8754

Somehow, they stay alive.

— Cori, of giraffes [2023-11-12]
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#8753

Only *we* honk.

— Cori [2023-11-12]
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#8752

Not fursonas. Not again.

— Cori [2023-11-12]
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#8751

We have a PO Box: Please don't.

— Graham [2023-11-11]
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#8750

Get me pictures of Sandy Loam!

— Andrew [2023-11-11]
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#8749

I'm not going to ask you to take that again because I don't want you to.

— Jordan [2023-11-11]
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#8748

What is a tradition if it doesn't hurt you in some way?

— Andy [2023-11-11]
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#8747

I like to break stuff.

— Ian [2023-11-11]
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