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#3113

I can't hear you over my armor proficiency.

— Julie [2016-08-05]
None on Unknown
#3112

They're correct, and I am very pretty.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3111

We're the result of several thousand years of fetal alcohol syndrome.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3110

You have salt coming out of your asses...

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3109

How... do I play... this game?

— Cameron, regarding Civilization V [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3108

I also think we attack Arabia because they are the highest ranked civilization, and we benefit most strategically from bumping off the highest ranked civilization.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3107

I know we need happiness. we're working on it.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3106

We aren't broke-ass sexual chocolate.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
#3105

Honor is bad.

— Cameron [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on LRRMtG
#3104

If you put that in my face, I swear it's going back inside you.

— Cameron, to Beej [2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on LRRMtG
#3103

Why do you love THEM?!

— Heather, to Beej, referring to Chat [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3102

Chat's worth at least 5 gold stars.

— Heather [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3101

Don't question the Fry Lord!

— Heather [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3100

We need to fill in the river.

— Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3099

I'm sorry, potato thing. You're a failure.

— Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3098

Don't give her vegetables!

— Heather, to Beej, regarding Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3097

I make onion and pot.

— Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3096

That's not the kind of bam I meant, but it's the kind of bam we got.

— Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3095

Put it down! ... Not on the floor!

— Cori, to Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3094

You're already half machine.

— Heather, to Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3093

We have tomatoes in the next life.

— Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3092

I'll give you a little meat.

— Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3091

Cats vs. Man: The Fable of Cooking

— Heather [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3090

I need to give more meat to Beej.

— Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3089

Why did we move to the city full of mice?!

— Heather [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams