Quotes – LRRbot

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#3088

I need to guard this tomato from the mice!

— Heather [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3087

lrrEFF! Now I'm helping!

— Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3086

lrrEFF you, Onion King!

— Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3085

I was just setting fire to things.

— Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3084

I'm going to smash some meat.

— Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3083

Cats are impervious to fire.

— Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3082

Where does smashing happen?

— Cori [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3081

What happens when you cross-breed broccoli and carrots?

— Beej [2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3080

'Scrub' will be her first word.

— Graham, regarding Penelope [2016-08-03]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Crossing the Streams
#3079

This is confusing... and I haven't found all the parts yet, so... we'll work on it.

— Kathleen [2016-08-03]
Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE on Crossing the Streams
#3078

It's about high school lesbians with superpowers?

— eatenbyagrue1988
None on Unknown
#3077

This is a really noisy mountain. Who'd want to live up here?

— Heather [2016-08-01]
Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
#3076

I'll go grab any girl villagers I can find.

— Beej [2016-08-01]
Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
#3075

The mountain is not sleeping.

— Beej [2016-08-01]
Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
#3074

We have to shove the head inside the body.

— Featherweight [2016-07-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3073

I'm quieter than the ocean.

— Beej [2016-08-01]
Doshin the Giant on Matters of Import
#3072

I have never slept before in my life.

— Heather [2016-08-01]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#3071

Why did the prisoner have ammo?

— Cameron [2016-07-28]
BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3070

Why don't I have a four-story-tall solid gold statue of myself?

— Cameron [2016-07-28]
BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3069

Who threw away a perfectly good machine gun? There was a machine gun in the trash can!

— Cameron [2016-07-28]
BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3068

Who filed away a hot dog? How did we find it that quickly?

— Cameron [2016-07-28]
BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3067

I've seen kung fu movies with better endings than that.

— Alex [2016-07-27]
GentleMoon 2 on Watch and Play
#3066

I wish Cam was here so that he could cringe inside-out.

— Alex [2016-07-27]
GentleMoon 2 on Watch and Play
#3065

I see some vibrations on the horizon.

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
#3064

I can't fist!

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play