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  1. #351
    I can't auto-drive on an elephant.
    — Paul [2015-06-17]
  2. #350
    Thank you for subscribing... nobody...
    — Paul [2015-06-17]
  3. #349
    Time for some head...
    — Ian [2015-06-16]
  4. #348
    I'm bad at things.
    — Ian [2015-06-16]
  5. #347
    What do you mean a 1-drop planeswalker?
    — Alex [2015-06-16]
  6. #346
    I don't want my opponent to have... things...
    — Graham [2015-06-14]
  7. #345
    Beej, you should just die.
    — Ian [2015-06-13]
  8. #344
    You are so *** wet!
    — Alex [2015-06-13]
  9. #343
    These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!
    — Ian [2015-06-13]
  10. #342
    Come on! Give us some clothes!
    — Alex [2015-06-13]
  11. #341
    I think you were briefly inside him.
    — Graham [2015-06-12]
  12. #340
    My hand is moving on its own, senpai.
    — Alex [2015-06-12]
  13. #339
    There's a shooty shooty bang bang.
    — Ben Soileau [2015-06-11]
  14. #338
    Our hand... HAS. SEVEN. CARDS.
    — SGDoc [2015-06-11]
  15. #337
    I don't like playing Minecraft anymore! This game is stupid!
    — James [2015-06-11]
  16. #336
    We should have culture coming out of our ass.
    — Cameron [2015-06-10]
  17. #335
    LRRcon 5 confirmed.
    — Beej [2015-06-08]
  18. #334
    I'm ruining your air conditioner! *gets smacked* Heather's ruining your air conditioner!
    — Beej [2015-06-08]
  19. #333
    Hooray for failing into a more advanced position!
    — Paul [2015-06-08]
  20. #332
    I want there to be walls...
    — Paul [2015-06-08]
  21. #331
    I don't know how to Windows!
    — Alex [2015-06-05]
  22. #330
    I haven't had to say that since I was a Mason...
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  23. #329
    I just sucked those off.
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  24. #328
    The King seems to be eating his own foot.
    — Beej [2015-06-05]
  25. #327
    We have bug porn on all three screens.
    — Beej [2015-06-05]