Quotes – LRRbot

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#3375

I just was... readin' shit...

— Beej [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3374

We'll build a wall and make the raccoon pay for it.

— Ben [2016-09-07]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3373

Banjo Kazooie has taught us many things... mostly about ourselves.

— Cori [2016-09-07]
One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
#3372

Did I lose? That makes sense.

— Beej [2016-09-07]
One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
#3371

That thing we told you? Yeah, don't do that.

— Cori, to Beej [2016-09-07]
One Ship Two Ship Redshift Blueshift on Crossing the Streams
#3370

He doesn't want to HAVE SEX with the gun...

— Graham [2016-09-07]
Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play
#3369

Ah BA ba ba!

— Penelope, regarding getting Bits
Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play
#3368

What kind of gun are you not holding?

— Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
Girl Amazon Survival on Watch and Play
#3367

You lucker!

— Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
Guts and Glory on Watch and Play
#3366

Ablative Children

— Alex [2016-09-07]
Guts and Glory on Watch and Play
#3365

Did you just get face-fucked by a rat?!

— Graham, to Alex [2016-09-07]
Paranormal Psychosis on Watch and Play
#3364

I think I might've physicsed myself to death.

— Alex [2016-09-07]
Garbage Day on Watch and Play
#3363

I miss you, Santa.

— Alex [2016-09-07]
Garbage Day on Watch and Play
#3362

I'm going to vibrate my *** down here.

— Alex [2016-09-07]
Garbage Day on Watch and Play
#3361

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's if you're better than James.

— Paul [2016-09-01]
DARK SOULS III on 18 Games & Counting
#3360

You're naked, Hodor.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3359

No second chances in Coin World.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3358

This is how animals lrrEFF in the real world!

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3357

I'm still on the screen, bitch!

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3356

You don't know where your world is?

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3355

There is goop on the poop.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3354

Chat wants context. They can't have it.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3353

I'm in a hole thanks to hockey.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3352

I'm not letting you name our chickens.

— Ian, to Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3351

You're too easy.

— Cori, to Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams