Quotes – LRRbot

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#351

I can't auto-drive on an elephant.

— Paul [2015-06-17]
#350

Thank you for subscribing... nobody...

— Paul [2015-06-17]
#349

Time for some head...

— Ian [2015-06-16]
#348

I'm bad at things.

— Ian [2015-06-16]
#347

What do you mean a 1-drop planeswalker?

— Alex [2015-06-16]
#346

I don't want my opponent to have... things...

— Graham [2015-06-14]
#345

Beej, you should just die.

— Ian [2015-06-13]
#344

You are so *** wet!

— Alex [2015-06-13]
#343

These are the WORST Mario Kart power-ups!

— Ian [2015-06-13]
#342

Come on! Give us some clothes!

— Alex [2015-06-13]
#341

I think you were briefly inside him.

— Graham [2015-06-12]
#340

My hand is moving on its own, senpai.

— Alex [2015-06-12]
#339

There's a shooty shooty bang bang.

— Ben Soileau [2015-06-11]
#338

Our hand... HAS. SEVEN. CARDS.

— SGDoc [2015-06-11]
#337

I don't like playing Minecraft anymore! This game is stupid!

— James [2015-06-11]
#336

We should have culture coming out of our ass.

— Cameron [2015-06-10]
#335

LRRcon 5 confirmed.

— Beej [2015-06-08]
#334

I'm ruining your air conditioner! *gets smacked* Heather's ruining your air conditioner!

— Beej [2015-06-08]
#333

Hooray for failing into a more advanced position!

— Paul [2015-06-08]
#332

I want there to be walls...

— Paul [2015-06-08]
#331

I don't know how to Windows!

— Alex [2015-06-05]
#330

I haven't had to say that since I was a Mason...

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#329

I just sucked those off.

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#328

The King seems to be eating his own foot.

— Beej [2015-06-05]
#327

We have bug porn on all three screens.

— Beej [2015-06-05]