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  1. #3317
    It finishes on us getting to see their butt-crack.
    — Beej [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  2. #3316
    Who put Sailor Jupiter in a cooler?
    — Ian [2016-08-29]
    Sailor Moon SuperS: Floating Panic on Matters of Import
  3. #3315
    Why is this two-day-old pick-up artist following us?
    — Ian [2016-08-28]
    Tadpole Treble on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #3314
    Did you say 'Fred detected'?
    — Heather [2016-08-28]
    Tadpole Treble on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #3313
    My dog's cooking itself.
    — Graham [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  6. #3312
    My body likes sugar.
    — Graham [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  7. #3311
    What's in the hold? Murder!
    — Nelson [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  8. #3310
    What am I doing in real life?
    — Serge [2016-08-26]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  9. #3309
    He's not going to have a face, is he?
    — Cameron [2016-08-25]
    Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
  10. #3308
    He's such an amazingly-written piece of shit.
    — Alex [2016-08-25]
    Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
  11. #3307
    If you have funky flow, see your doctor.
    — Alex [2016-08-25]
    Oxenfree on Talking Simulator
  12. #3306
    I love attacking boys in the junk.
    — Ethel, a.k.a. Kate [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3305
    I believe I can touch the PISS!
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3304
    I think James is playing. We should exclude him.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3303
    I've fallen and I can't wat up...
    — Jordan [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3302
    Oh, he dragoned right in my mouth...
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3301
    No one do anything funny in the meantime.
    — AdmiralMemo [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3300
    I contracted something once.
    — Ethel, a.k.a. Kate [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3299
    Don't mail us kibbles.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3298
    I'm stinky now! Why am I stinky?!
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Bad Day L.A. on Watch and Play
  21. #3297
    Why are you blooding?
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    Bad Day L.A. on Watch and Play
  22. #3296
    I am dead and still alive somehow.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    The God's Chain on Watch and Play
  23. #3295
    The iron-sight is at your groin.
    — Graham [2016-08-24]
    The God's Chain on Watch and Play
  24. #3294
    Let's go groin people to death.
    — Alex [2016-08-24]
    An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play
  25. #3293
    Don't mess with an elf who's not wearing pants.
    — Graham [2016-08-24]
    An Elder Scrolls Legend: Battlespire on Watch and Play