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  1. #3063
    Let's go to FuckBurger.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  2. #3062
    Your guy's more of a 'Shoot from the dick' kind of guy.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  3. #3061
    We ran out of town...
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  4. #3060
    I love that your face gets thinner when you take your shirt off.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  5. #3059
    Hi, God...
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    The Rebel on Watch and Play
  6. #3058
    Poop just can't catch up to the Segway.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  7. #3057
    You know what the beach needs? SHIT!
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  8. #3056
    Why does the poo make a fart noise when it moves?
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  9. #3055
    Chat brings it on themselves. They can leave whenever they want.
    — Heather [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3054
    Sony has an Etsy page now?
    — Cori [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #3053
    I'm a big fan of a good knob feel.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3052
    Oh, that's really easy actually. No, it's not.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #3051
    First thing I do when I get up in the morning is have a nice flesh wash.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #3050
    I wasn't using those nerve endings anyway.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #3049
    The brain really is a terrible place to keep things you want to remember.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #3048
    I have SARS now.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #3047
    The last words I'm going to hear in my life are going to be Ian saying 'boop!'
    — Cameron [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #3046
    Now's when we be a little bit careful or risk some fun.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #3045
    In this room, I'm about as qualified as it gets.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #3044
    Take out all the fuses and replace them with a looney!
    — Cameron [2016-07-25]
    Creative on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #3043
    Next week on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, we're going to make Ian metaphysically bleed.
    — Cameron [2016-07-25]
    Creative on CheckPoint Plus
  22. #3042
    Can you metaphysically bleed?
    — Cameron [2016-07-25]
    Creative on CheckPoint Plus
  23. #3041
    You can't tell me what to... ok...
    — Kathleen [2016-07-25]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  24. #3040
    Let's get back inside Tibby's mom.
    — Ian [2016-07-24]
    Rhythm Heaven on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #3039
    Thank you, Food Jesus!
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive