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  1. #2752
    I can count... which will be good for deck-building.
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  2. #2751
    I'm going to do the full George R.R. Martin here: Every time you ask me to play a green card, I kill a Stark.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  3. #2750
    Green cards... Gross!
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  4. #2749
    I'm feeling spicy.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  5. #2748
    Don't worry, we will not take this land from you. You may lie here on this land forever.
    — Cameron [2016-06-09]
    None on Unknown
  6. #2747
    Is this what Storm feels like?
    — Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
  7. #2746
    There's a certain artistry to where you put your junk.
    — Alex [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
  8. #2745
    I don't believe you, SkyMan!
    — Alex [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life on Talking Simulator
  9. #2744
    Fake gamer door.
    — Alex [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life on Talking Simulator
  10. #2743
    It's a quote now. I got quoted. I forget that there's quotes all the time.
    — Kate [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  11. #2742
    I got Drumpfed once.
    — Kate [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  12. #2741
    I was reading Chat, like a scrub.
    — Kate [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  13. #2740
    Dude, even the radio's bleeding.
    — Alex [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  14. #2739
    Are we mining dogecoin?
    — Cameron [2016-06-07]
    Total War: WARHAMMER on New Day Tewsday
  15. #2738
    Inverse nipple-matics.
    — Beej [2016-06-06]
    Dead or Alive 2 on Matters of Import
  16. #2737
    I think my skin's just weird.
    — Graham [2016-06-06]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #2736
    I don't know what James does with his... brain.
    — Felix [2016-06-03]
    Lego on AFK
  18. #2735
    It just means I can do it at home, in my pajamas, while having a beer... or two... or six.
    — Ashley [2016-06-03]
    Lego on AFK
  19. #2734
    Just don't pay attention to it, it's fine, no one will ever know it's crooked, oh my god I'm going to know it's crooked forever.
    — Felix [2016-06-03]
    Lego on AFK
  20. #2733
    More heads!
    — James [2016-06-03]
    Lego on AFK
  21. #2732
    I have a head!
    — Ashley [2016-06-03]
    Lego on AFK
  22. #2731
    Beej, the answer is your prostate.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2730
    WHY CAN'T I PEE?!?!
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  24. #2729
    Boo comes from behind...
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  25. #2728
    Who wants to die as they lived? Inhaling molten rock?
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams