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#3228

Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!

— Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3227

I'm glad there's two of us playing this... No I'm not! I'm not happy about that at all!

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3226

We're now in woman territory...

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3225

Now that I'm a government employee, I want them to question why they hired me as a government employee.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3224

Easy mode is so good!

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3223

White boy. Tiny white boys. Are you supposed to collect all the boys?

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3222

I'm glad it didn't fart hearts at us.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3221

Right now, I'm killing otakus and cat maid girls.

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3220

I've tried for a long time to understand why they did this.

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3219

I'm really glad the spiders don't have weird dicks or something.

— Beej [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3218

We haven't seen a dick yet!

— Ian [2016-08-15]
Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
#3217

That's Paul's butt.

— Graham [2016-08-15]
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#3216

Now is the time to burn...

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3215

Empty. Barren. Beej.

— Cori [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3214

When there's two of them, it's a man.

— Heather [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3213

I will NOT have sex with this board game.

— Cori [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3212

That's a lot of boys... perfect boys...

— Beej [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3211

That was an astonishing aural experience.

— Cameron [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3210

I don't have any more wooden boys left. I would like some wooden boys.

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3209

Everyone is involved in the hottest cupping at the Olympics.

— Beej [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3208

I know more about boys.

— Beej [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3207

I feel like I shouldn't do something stupid.

— Beej [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3206

I couldn't swallow it! At university, I never learned how to glug! I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO GLUG!

— Beej [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3205

I need dudes, Heather...

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3204

Most things conduct if you try hard enough.

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK