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  1. #3012
    Don't start drinking when people say racist things. You'll die.
    — Alex [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  2. #3011
    Sodom below... yeah that's usually where that happens.
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  3. #3010
    I hope everyone's been electrocuted.
    — Alex [2016-07-20]
    DISTRAINT on Let's NOPE
  4. #3009
    Honk the horse!
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
  5. #3008
    Is this why you have to controller yes?
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
  6. #3007
    The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline.
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
  7. #3006
    And there's a butt!
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
  8. #3005
    Hi! I'm not Beej!
    — Dan [2016-07-18]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #3004
    I am delicious!
    — Kathleen [2016-07-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #3003
    We can hit a Pokestop from our bathroom.
    — Graham [2016-07-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #3002
    For some reason I used to have problems sometimes, right in the armpit.
    — Paul [2016-07-11]
    None on LRRtech
  12. #3001
    Oh spiffy diffy!
    — Paul [2016-07-16]
    Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
  13. #3000
    its tentacle time with Paul
    — GapFiller [2016-07-16]
    Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
  14. #2999
    The robot's looking at porn!
    — Ian [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  15. #2998
    Next turn will be amazing. This turn we're dead.
    — Beej [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  16. #2997
    I want to go back to the room with the invisible computers...
    — Ian [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  17. #2996
    The gun is made of cabbage?
    — Julie [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  18. #2995
    I'll trade you, because I've had Too Many Cooks.
    — Ian [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  19. #2994
    When it's 'lick' it's your turn, and when it's 'massage' it's my turn.
    — Graham [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  20. #2993
    Someone left the sex die in here...
    — Graham [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  21. #2992
    My point is that I want bootleg Washington Redskins merchandise. I would *** wear that.
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  22. #2991
    I'm sorry people EXISTING is an affront to you.
    — Alex [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  23. #2990
    One of my best friends is named Steve. I'm not anti-Steve. Some of my best friends are target markets.
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  24. #2989
    Oh right! Delicious Bees! *belch*
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  25. #2988
    Do the second thing, and only the second thing.
    — Cameron [2016-07-14]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator