Quotes – LRRbot

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#3362

I'm going to vibrate my *** down here.

— Alex [2016-09-07]
Garbage Day on Watch and Play
#3361

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's if you're better than James.

— Paul [2016-09-01]
DARK SOULS III on 18 Games & Counting
#3360

You're naked, Hodor.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3359

No second chances in Coin World.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3358

This is how animals lrrEFF in the real world!

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3357

I'm still on the screen, bitch!

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3356

You don't know where your world is?

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3355

There is goop on the poop.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3354

Chat wants context. They can't have it.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3353

I'm in a hole thanks to hockey.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3352

I'm not letting you name our chickens.

— Ian, to Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3351

You're too easy.

— Cori, to Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3350

No! My death enables your further progress!

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3349

Yes... rotate your stick...

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3348

I'm not in last place! *beat* I'm still in last place!

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3347

Thanks for dying, Beej.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3346

Welcome to the lrrEFF zone! You're gonna get lrrEFF ed!

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3345

I'm here to shatter all your previous... bones.

— Beej [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3344

Beej, get your horse-butt up here!

— Heather [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3343

We all know I'm not Beej.

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3342

No! Teleport me! Teleport my body! TELEPORT MY BODY!

— Cori [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3341

I didn't realize hockey could kill me.

— Heather [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3340

Goodbye, Cruella DeVille!

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3339

I got tromped. Trumped. Trabamped.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams
#3338

I like being a raccoon. If nothing else, this allows me to win.

— Ian [2016-08-31]
Ultimate Chicken Horse on Crossing the Streams