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#3155

It's high, it's not possessed.

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3154

Where's the green? I need it to vape!

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3153

Crisis on Infinite Goofs

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3152

Squirrels don't look like ducks.

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3151

Maybe the moose can be smoking a bong, rather than playing a guitar!

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3150

This is not weeb. This is just them.

— Heather, referring to Ian and Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3149

What is your Pacman Ghost-sona?

— Ian [2016-08-08]
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#3148

I sound like such a nerd...

— Ian [2016-08-08]
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#3147

I need a squirrel once I'm done with this.

— Ian [2016-08-08]
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#3146

Here comes the plane! Choo choo!

— Ian [2016-08-08]
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#3145

Chat: Sometimes you have good ideas.

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3144

It's like drinking a forest, but with no chemicals.

— Ian [2016-08-08]
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#3143

Goddammit! It's just 10 circles cut in a pentagon! Fuck!

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3142

Whatever you do, don't lick your friend's fingers today.

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3141

I actually love the Chat, but THEY started it...

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3140

I'm mostly just pulling this out of my ass...

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3139

I don't like it when you have ideas, Ian...

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3138

I can kinda do America...

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3137

I'm not a trash human. I promise. I'm not just eating a bag of flour.

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3136

I would eat a cereal that looked like that... and was made of icing.

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3135

What is the name of that thing I ate? ... or drank?

— Ian [2016-08-08]
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#3134

I don't play Magic. Magic is for nerds.

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3133

I've been watching what chat is saying, it's not of any interest.

— Beej [2016-08-08]
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#3132

Capicola negligee.

— Kate [2016-08-08]
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#3131

We'll come to that bridge when we cross it.

— Ian [2016-08-08]
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