Quotes – LRRbot

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#3201

Two people turn into a bridge.

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3200

This game isn't about being happy. This game is about being irritated until the second-to-last turn.

— Beej [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3199

Gorillas are people. We should treat them as such.

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3198

You witches breed like rats!

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3197

I intend to screw this up... not on purpose.

— Beej [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3196

Red-town: You never want that.

— Ian [2016-08-12]
Terra Mystica on AFK
#3195

How the lrrEFF are they staying erect?

— Alex [2016-08-11]
BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3194

There have always been black people.

— Cameron [2016-08-11]
BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3193

God, I'm beautiful!

— Cameron [2016-08-11]
BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3192

I believe me, too.

— Cameron [2016-08-11]
Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
#3191

I'm going to have to start throwing more people in the garbage, I guess.

— Beej [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3190

Beej! Stop being useful!

— Heather [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3189

Don't lrrEFF it! Don't lrrEFF it! CHECK before you lrrEFF it!

— Paul [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3188

What if I gave your cat a syringe?

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3187

What lrrEFF ing quadrant is 'middle right'?!

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3186

We don't need more meat! We have meat everywhere! Everything is covered in meat!

— Paul [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3185

Oh God! I keep grabbing meat!

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3184

The meat's movin' again! Bye meat!

— Paul [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3183

Gimme meat!

— Heather [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3182

I found the mushrooms! They're under the clock!

— Heather [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3181

The 'throwing the food on the floor' plan was solid.

— Paul [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3180

You can't jump by the way, so don't.

— Beej [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3179

I've got meat!

— Beej [2016-08-10]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
#3178

I feel like this is what happens when you don't have healthcare.

— Ian, referring to being sewn onto another person. [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3177

Your fat, coily body won't save you now!

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams