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  1. #3243
    Why is the red mushroom sleeping?
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3242
    Wow, that guy got really angry that I took his toilet brick. I bet he worked really hard on it...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  3. #3241
    *cries* I have no self-control...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  4. #3240
    I want a shrubbery hat.
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  5. #3239
    You don't need to be so lrrEFF ing hostile! I'm just being sick on your doorstep!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  6. #3238
    Permadeath? Do I WANT that?
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  7. #3237
    You are full humped.
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  8. #3236
    I can only stay up there for so long.
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  9. #3235
    Touch everything.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  10. #3234
    Some sort of butt plasma...
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  11. #3233
    Games like this are why I only drink pure grain alcohol.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  12. #3232
    Massive amounts of ejaculate is manly.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  13. #3231
    I've never been so happy to cover people in...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  14. #3230
    Nothing more comes out...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  15. #3229
    Now I can get two guys in there.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  16. #3228
    Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  17. #3227
    I'm glad there's two of us playing this... No I'm not! I'm not happy about that at all!
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  18. #3226
    We're now in woman territory...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  19. #3225
    Now that I'm a government employee, I want them to question why they hired me as a government employee.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  20. #3224
    Easy mode is so good!
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  21. #3223
    White boy. Tiny white boys. Are you supposed to collect all the boys?
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  22. #3222
    I'm glad it didn't fart hearts at us.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  23. #3221
    Right now, I'm killing otakus and cat maid girls.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  24. #3220
    I've tried for a long time to understand why they did this.
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  25. #3219
    I'm really glad the spiders don't have weird dicks or something.
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import