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  1. #2700
    I'm gonna sing a song about a hairbrush and then we're gonna talk about GOD!
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  2. #2699
    I'm gonna roll you on top.
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  3. #2698
    Oh good... I get to yank on ya.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2697
    I'll feel YOU a tug... wait what?
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2696
    Are you saying I drive like your wife?
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  6. #2695
    I've never tasted panties before.
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  7. #2694
    She rides like a baller.
    — Ian, referring to Heather [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  8. #2692
    Beej can fap faster than anyone.
    — Heather [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  9. #2691
    You mugged him and called a cab with his money.
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  10. #2690
    I hope he lrrEFF s you up!
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  11. #2689
    Does this make us Sarah Palin?
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  12. #2688
    Fuck! No wait, that's good!
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  13. #2687
    We agreed: No Limp Bizkit!
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  14. #2686
    Beej, you're the reason we have a proportional tax code.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  15. #2685
    Goddamn Millennials... Everyone gets a star?
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  16. #2684
    I don't think you should eat candy you fished out of the river. That seems like a bad idea.
    — Heather [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2683
    I'm a princess.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  18. #2682
    Boo's turn? That's me!
    — Cameron, repeatedly [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  19. #2681
    I'm supposed to be dead... This is supposed to END suffering.
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  20. #2680
    Ride the Dolphin Shut.
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  21. #2679
    Ian, you had hair at the time.
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  22. #2678
    I'm not sure I want to be a part of this sandwich.
    — Heather [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2677
    But this game looks good... *beat* better...
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Pesadelo - Regressão on Watch and Play
  24. #2676
    Do you have the condiments? Yes. We have salt. and pepper. and hammer.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
  25. #2675
    I don't HAVE a Gerald... that I'm aware of.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play