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  1. #3142
    Whatever you do, don't lick your friend's fingers today.
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #3141
    I actually love the Chat, but THEY started it...
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #3140
    I'm mostly just pulling this out of my ass...
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #3139
    I don't like it when you have ideas, Ian...
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #3138
    I can kinda do America...
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #3137
    I'm not a trash human. I promise. I'm not just eating a bag of flour.
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #3136
    I would eat a cereal that looked like that... and was made of icing.
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #3135
    What is the name of that thing I ate? ... or drank?
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #3134
    I don't play Magic. Magic is for nerds.
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #3133
    I've been watching what chat is saying, it's not of any interest.
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #3132
    Capicola negligee.
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #3131
    We'll come to that bridge when we cross it.
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #3130
    Salt just goes away.
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #3129
    Canadians have special powers.
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #3128
    Definitely correct Beej as much as possible. He needs to learn his place.
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #3127
    I try to put very little in my eyes.
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #3126
    Are you doxxing my brother? Stop it!
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #3125
    I shouldn't be trusted with paint.
    — Beej [2016-08-06]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  19. #3124
    You always want to check your noodle regularly. Doctors recommend that you check your noodle.
    — Graham [2016-08-06]
    Creative on Unknown
  20. #3123
    Possible death: better than certain death.
    — Paul [2016-08-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  21. #3122
    I found a tasty rock!
    — Julie [2016-08-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  22. #3121
    They don't have tails. They look weird. They look like a fish that stopped... loading...
    — Julie, about sunfish [2016-08-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  23. #3120
    Are you really complaining that you don't have a homicidal shadow?
    — Paul, to Ian [2016-08-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  24. #3118
    Yes, naked ladies, but also the monkey.
    — Cori [2016-08-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  25. #3117
    Anatomy jokes!
    — Julie [2016-08-05]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK