Quotes – LRRbot

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#3268

Give me a straw so I can blow on it.

— Beej [2016-08-19]
Jenga on AFK
#3267

That was when you hit me in the damn face, it was so good.

— Beej [2016-08-19]
Jenga on AFK
#3266

I like not being responsible for things.

— Beej [2016-08-19]
Jenga on AFK
#3265

I'm rarely allowed to play Jenga in the real world.

— Beej [2016-08-19]
Jenga on AFK
#3264

Awaken the Narnope!

— Cam [2016-08-19]
Exploding Kittens on AFK
#3263

My thing got longer

— Alex [2016-08-18]
Journey on Talking Simulator
#3262

You just wait down there with your mouth open and see what comes out.

— RebelliousUno [2016-08-18]
Call of Duty: Black Ops III on 18 Games & Counting
#3261

I only have three fucksmiths.

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3260

Poop, you just pick up with your bear hands.

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3259

We don't have any poop.

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3258

I thought you were going to KILL me, Beej!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3257

I got some rot. I can eat it.

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3256

FROG lrrEFF ER 2!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3255

I make jam in my mouth!

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3254

The weeb life chose me.

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3253

Dude, your axe is mad frigid.

— Alex, to Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3252

The rocks are burning! Why are the ROCKS burning?!?!

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3251

The lrrEFF do I do with this beard hair?!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3250

It's normal that I'm talking to my videogame axe.

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3249

Have my STUPID axe.

— Beej, to Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3248

I broke my lrrEFF Beej!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3247

I am going to come in handy for myself.

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3246

Please don't turn into a were-shit...

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3245

I'm a shit-dog...

— Beej [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
#3244

That's an ass! That's a land ass!

— Alex [2016-08-17]
Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams