Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2995
I'll trade you, because I've had Too Many Cooks.
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Ian
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2994
When it's 'lick' it's your turn, and when it's 'massage' it's my turn.
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Graham
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2993
Someone left the sex die in here...
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Graham
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2992
My point is that I want bootleg Washington Redskins merchandise. I would *** wear that.
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Cameron
[2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2991
I'm sorry people EXISTING is an affront to you.
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Alex
[2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2990
One of my best friends is named Steve. I'm not anti-Steve. Some of my best friends are target markets.
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Cameron
[2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2989
Oh right! Delicious Bees! *belch*
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Cameron
[2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2988
Do the second thing, and only the second thing.
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Cameron
[2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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#2986
FRRRRRT?
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#2985
We're all old and we hurt!
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Cori
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2984
I'd say most babies are the worst kind of babies.
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Cameron
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2983
I don't like being James anymore!
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Ian
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2982
Wait, no... Now I'm James.
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Ian
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2981
Remove some balls!
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Cori
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2980
I'm just stuck inside of their balls!
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James
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2979
Who let these balls in?!
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Ian
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2978
Let's just play on poop.
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Ian
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2977
I like how you're invisible to balls.
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Cori,
to Ian
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2976
I don't listen to our viewers!
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Cameron
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2975
Fucklesworth!
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Ian
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2974
John Nasmith!
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Cori
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2973
My triangles are the smallest...
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Cameron
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2972
Is that where your team picked you up?
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Cameron,
in reference to James saying "Clearance!"
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2971
Ian, get out of there! I'm going to keep shooting you!
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Cameron
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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#2970
Yes, I dated Joe Namath. 93 to 94. Happiest years of my life.
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James
[2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
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