Quotes – LRRbot

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#2961

I don't know if I like three balls.

— James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2960

Pump that dog! Just keep pumpin' that dog!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2959

Roland: get in my belly!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2958

I don't wanna pump a dog! Oh no! OH WHY?! Why am I pumping dogs...?

— Alex [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2957

That's how this religion thing works, right? You talk to books?

— Alex [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2956

Swords and Words are both words.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2955

You can change from Steve to Storve.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2954

You can just dip your nuts in the hot dog water.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2953

Oh shit! I climbed on the fire!

— Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2952

Put your tongue away, young man.

— Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2951

Assume the prayer position

— Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2950

I have a vibrate button.

— Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2949

The name's Steve Ghosterman!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2948

I can't stroke the katana? What a shame.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2947

We can't show you, in case it does exactly what we expect it to do.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2946

I've never been so disappointed before to see a minigun in a video game.

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2945

I went into the badly-textured part of town.

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2944

Fuckin' shark dick up in here!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2943

Sharkticles! Shark! I am a *** shark! Get wrekt!

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2942

What is that? Is that my penis?!

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2941

We often play games with no fail-state. I've never seen a game with no win-state.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Call of Tomsk-7 on Watch and Play
#2940

And now, I'm going to go and remove my finger.

— Graham [2016-07-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2939

What am I supposed to do with my ass?

— Paul [2016-07-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2938

You could have any cool blood-borne illnesses that Richard Garriott has!

— Kathleen [2016-07-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2937

My strategy for this deck is I'll be playing both of the planeswalkers I pulled.

— Kathleen [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG