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  1. #3069
    Who threw away a perfectly good machine gun? There was a machine gun in the trash can!
    — Cameron [2016-07-28]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  2. #3068
    Who filed away a hot dog? How did we find it that quickly?
    — Cameron [2016-07-28]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  3. #3067
    I've seen kung fu movies with better endings than that.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    GentleMoon 2 on Watch and Play
  4. #3066
    I wish Cam was here so that he could cringe inside-out.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    GentleMoon 2 on Watch and Play
  5. #3065
    I see some vibrations on the horizon.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  6. #3064
    I can't fist!
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  7. #3063
    Let's go to FuckBurger.
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  8. #3062
    Your guy's more of a 'Shoot from the dick' kind of guy.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  9. #3061
    We ran out of town...
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  10. #3060
    I love that your face gets thinner when you take your shirt off.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
  11. #3059
    Hi, God...
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    The Rebel on Watch and Play
  12. #3058
    Poop just can't catch up to the Segway.
    — Graham [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  13. #3057
    You know what the beach needs? SHIT!
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  14. #3056
    Why does the poo make a fart noise when it moves?
    — Alex [2016-07-27]
    Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
  15. #3055
    Chat brings it on themselves. They can leave whenever they want.
    — Heather [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #3054
    Sony has an Etsy page now?
    — Cori [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #3053
    I'm a big fan of a good knob feel.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #3052
    Oh, that's really easy actually. No, it's not.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #3051
    First thing I do when I get up in the morning is have a nice flesh wash.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #3050
    I wasn't using those nerve endings anyway.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #3049
    The brain really is a terrible place to keep things you want to remember.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #3048
    I have SARS now.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #3047
    The last words I'm going to hear in my life are going to be Ian saying 'boop!'
    — Cameron [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #3046
    Now's when we be a little bit careful or risk some fun.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #3045
    In this room, I'm about as qualified as it gets.
    — Ian [2016-07-25]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry