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  1. #3252
    The rocks are burning! Why are the ROCKS burning?!?!
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3251
    The lrrEFF do I do with this beard hair?!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3250
    It's normal that I'm talking to my videogame axe.
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3249
    Have my STUPID axe.
    — Beej, to Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3248
    I broke my lrrEFF Beej!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3247
    I am going to come in handy for myself.
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3246
    Please don't turn into a were-shit...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3245
    I'm a shit-dog...
    — Beej [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3244
    That's an ass! That's a land ass!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3243
    Why is the red mushroom sleeping?
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    Don't Starve Together on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3242
    Wow, that guy got really angry that I took his toilet brick. I bet he worked really hard on it...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  12. #3241
    *cries* I have no self-control...
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  13. #3240
    I want a shrubbery hat.
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  14. #3239
    You don't need to be so lrrEFF ing hostile! I'm just being sick on your doorstep!
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  15. #3238
    Permadeath? Do I WANT that?
    — Alex [2016-08-17]
    We Happy Few on Let's NOPE
  16. #3237
    You are full humped.
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  17. #3236
    I can only stay up there for so long.
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  18. #3235
    Touch everything.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  19. #3234
    Some sort of butt plasma...
    — Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  20. #3233
    Games like this are why I only drink pure grain alcohol.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  21. #3232
    Massive amounts of ejaculate is manly.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  22. #3231
    I've never been so happy to cover people in...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  23. #3230
    Nothing more comes out...
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  24. #3229
    Now I can get two guys in there.
    — Ian [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import
  25. #3228
    Why aren't you cheating?! Do cheats!
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-08-15]
    Cho Aniki: Seinaru Protein Densetsu on Matters of Import