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  1. #3034
    Can you powder blood?
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  2. #3033
    I'm a volcano!
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  3. #3032
    Now I smell like a hospital.
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  4. #3031
    Nobody wants a hairy blue spot.
    — Beej [2016-07-23]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  5. #3030
    I am Doug Beejmans.
    — Beej [2016-07-23]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #3028
    Comic Sans: the best font ever.
    — Graham [2016-07-23]
    Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
  7. #3027
    I am banned from like 16 countries.
    — James [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  8. #3026
    I'm too pretty to die.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  9. #3025
    The only salt I get is my own tears.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  10. #3024
    Don't do math!
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  11. #3023
    These are the best victories: cheap and hollow victories.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  12. #3022
    If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  13. #3021
    Never add salt to your eyes.
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  14. #3020
    No! My math!
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  15. #3019
    I've been pung.
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  16. #3018
    No one even told me not to lose.
    — Nelson [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  17. #3017
    I am a hooligan.
    — James [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  18. #3016
    You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!
    — Alex [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  19. #3015
    Is there any more garbage we can eat?
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  20. #3014
    I'll sleep YOU off! wait what?
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  21. #3013
    I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  22. #3012
    Don't start drinking when people say racist things. You'll die.
    — Alex [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  23. #3011
    Sodom below... yeah that's usually where that happens.
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  24. #3010
    I hope everyone's been electrocuted.
    — Alex [2016-07-20]
    DISTRAINT on Let's NOPE
  25. #3009
    Honk the horse!
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Jockey's Road on Matters of Import