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  1. #2674
    I don't WANT a Gerald.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
  2. #2673
    Press F to toggle respects.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
  3. #2672
    Trigger Warning: This Game
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  4. #2671
    PLEASE... PLEASE eat the WIDEST part of my ass...
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  5. #2670
    In the Watch and Play industry, this is what we call 'toilets.'
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  6. #2669
    Man, my brain has really low-fi.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  7. #2668
    I want to see what the next post on Hellstagram is.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  8. #2667
    This is, strictly speaking, like Dark Souls.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  9. #2666
    Yeah, you bounced off not-Mars.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
  10. #2665
    Ever forward. Never learning.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
  11. #2664
    Did we go THROUGH a planet?
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
  12. #2663
    I was promised Valhalla! WHY GOD?! THIS WAS MY DESTINY!
    — Alex, regarding hitting an invisible wall before the sub-ocean [2016-06-01]
    Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
  13. #2662
    I can see the squares in this desert.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
  14. #2661
    I got an achievement for dying!
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
  15. #2660
    It's like playing Resident Evil... with tongs... at a distance.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Experience 112 on Watch and Play
  16. #2659
    Dude, I didn't come here for answers... I came here for SWEET LOOT!
    — Alex [2016-05-31]
    Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
  17. #2658
    Two men enter. Three men leave.
    — Cameron [2016-05-31]
    Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
  18. #2657
    I'm an Internet clown, and also a theoretical chemist.
    — Cameron [2016-05-31]
    Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
  19. #2656
    Just give it the Bob Saget!
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #2655
    Pinchy times equals bad fun.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #2654
    Thank you for alleviating our stupidity.
    — Alex, to chat [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #2653
    You can see the little balls, that retract when I pull them back.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #2652
    Let's turn it down to speed.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #2651
    We can have Faygo on tap!
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #2650
    Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around.
    — Heather [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry