Quotes – LRRbot

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#2936

I love murder.

— Alison [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2935

Don't be a James.

— Serge [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2934

Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge!

— The Professor [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2933

It's like a friendship bracelet with teeth!

— Cameron [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2932

What face? There's a place with teeth, is that the face?

— Graham [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2931

Emrakul's not a particularly aggressive card.

— Gaby [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#2930

Watch our ad so we don't starve.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2929

Ring around the Rosie! Pocket full of lrrEFF ME!

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2928

How come there's no Bible gun?!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2927

Dude! You dropped Jesus on the floor!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2926

Do ham sandwiches fold?

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2925

No, Chuck! Don't be pounded by the pound!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2924

I want what I want! And I want Jesus! Gimme Jesus!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2923

Hey Electric Buck! Are you ready to get drilled?

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2922

Electric Buck! That's my porn name!

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2921

The food ran out. You gotta eat lead.

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2920

I've seen people keep a lot of *** inside them.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2918

We've had a long day, alright, Alex! Daddy needs his medicine!

— Cameron, after downing 2 bottles of liquor in-game [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2917

LOL! I'm a murderer!

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2916

The great ethical conundrum: murder children, or not murder children?

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2915

Maybe he's mad now that I've electrocuted him.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2914

Uh oh, now we have health bars.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2913

The ocean is closed and I'm not buying a membership.

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2912

Just let me needy...

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2911

I can yell... maybe?

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams