Quotes – LRRbot

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#3178

I feel like this is what happens when you don't have healthcare.

— Ian, referring to being sewn onto another person. [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3177

Your fat, coily body won't save you now!

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3176

Jam yourself into their folds.

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3175

I think we just had sex.

— Paul [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3174

Don't claim my babies!

— Beej [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3173

Stop taking me away from my ball!

— Paul [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3172

I don't think people should be able to touch this way.

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3171

I hope everyone is eating something right now.

— Beej [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3170

Why are you two obsessed with nipples?

— Heather, to Beej and Ian [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3169

I have a good back in the computer world.

— Ian [2016-08-10]
Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
#3168

I saw their blue!

— Alex [2016-08-10]
Breach & Clean on Watch and Play
#3167

You! You mother-father...

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Breach & Clean on Watch and Play
#3166

We managed to squeeze through horse corpse.

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks on Watch and Play
#3165

I am INSTANTLY not OK with this.

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks on Watch and Play
#3164

I don't HAVE infinite games ready.

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Snow Horse on Watch and Play
#3163

You're at minus 12 coins.

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Elves Adventure on Watch and Play
#3162

This can't get TOO much weirder? Right? Right?

— Alex [2016-08-10]
Elves Adventure on Watch and Play
#3161

Please, no one send us chili.

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Elves Adventure on Watch and Play
#3160

That's what they call me: the Moist Noise.

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Chex Quest on Watch and Play
#3159

*** off, Krang!

— Alex [2016-08-10]
Chex Quest on Watch and Play
#3158

His home planet was in your stomach.

— Graham [2016-08-10]
Chex Quest on Watch and Play
#3157

I FEEL like flying underwater isn't going to work...

— Graham [2016-08-09]
No Man's Sky on New Day Tewsday
#3156

Collect its turds.

— Serge [2016-08-09]
No Man's Sky on New Day Tewsday
#3155

It's high, it's not possessed.

— Kate [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3154

Where's the green? I need it to vape!

— Kate [2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry