Quotes – LRRbot

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#3044

Take out all the fuses and replace them with a looney!

— Cameron [2016-07-25]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3043

Next week on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, we're going to make Ian metaphysically bleed.

— Cameron [2016-07-25]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3042

Can you metaphysically bleed?

— Cameron [2016-07-25]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3041

You can't tell me what to... ok...

— Kathleen [2016-07-25]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3040

Let's get back inside Tibby's mom.

— Ian [2016-07-24]
Rhythm Heaven on LoadingReadyLive
#3039

Thank you, Food Jesus!

— Ian [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3038

I was excited for a while, and then I saw it come out.

— Ian [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3037

That looks like... flesh mix

— Alex [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3036

Tang is for winners.

— Beej [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3035

Who puts baking soda on popcorn?!

— Ian [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3034

Can you powder blood?

— Ian [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3033

I'm a volcano!

— Ian [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3032

Now I smell like a hospital.

— Ian [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3031

Nobody wants a hairy blue spot.

— Beej [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3030

I am Doug Beejmans.

— Beej [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3028

Comic Sans: the best font ever.

— Graham [2016-07-23]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3027

I am banned from like 16 countries.

— James [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3026

I'm too pretty to die.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3025

The only salt I get is my own tears.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3024

Don't do math!

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3023

These are the best victories: cheap and hollow victories.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3022

If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3021

Never add salt to your eyes.

— Cameron [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3020

No! My math!

— Cameron [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3019

I've been pung.

— Cameron [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK