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  1. #2944
    Fuckin' shark dick up in here!
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  2. #2943
    Sharkticles! Shark! I am a *** shark! Get wrekt!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  3. #2942
    What is that? Is that my penis?!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  4. #2941
    We often play games with no fail-state. I've never seen a game with no win-state.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Call of Tomsk-7 on Watch and Play
  5. #2940
    And now, I'm going to go and remove my finger.
    — Graham [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #2939
    What am I supposed to do with my ass?
    — Paul [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #2938
    You could have any cool blood-borne illnesses that Richard Garriott has!
    — Kathleen [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #2937
    My strategy for this deck is I'll be playing both of the planeswalkers I pulled.
    — Kathleen [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  9. #2936
    I love murder.
    — Alison [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  10. #2935
    Don't be a James.
    — Serge [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  11. #2934
    Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge!
    — The Professor [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  12. #2933
    It's like a friendship bracelet with teeth!
    — Cameron [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  13. #2932
    What face? There's a place with teeth, is that the face?
    — Graham [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  14. #2931
    Emrakul's not a particularly aggressive card.
    — Gaby [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  15. #2930
    Watch our ad so we don't starve.
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  16. #2929
    Ring around the Rosie! Pocket full of lrrEFF ME!
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  17. #2928
    How come there's no Bible gun?!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  18. #2927
    Dude! You dropped Jesus on the floor!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  19. #2926
    Do ham sandwiches fold?
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  20. #2925
    No, Chuck! Don't be pounded by the pound!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  21. #2924
    I want what I want! And I want Jesus! Gimme Jesus!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  22. #2923
    Hey Electric Buck! Are you ready to get drilled?
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  23. #2922
    Electric Buck! That's my porn name!
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  24. #2921
    The food ran out. You gotta eat lead.
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  25. #2920
    I've seen people keep a lot of *** inside them.
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator

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