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  1. #3171
    I hope everyone is eating something right now.
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3170
    Why are you two obsessed with nipples?
    — Heather, to Beej and Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3169
    I have a good back in the computer world.
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3168
    I saw their blue!
    — Alex [2016-08-10]
    Breach & Clean on Watch and Play
  5. #3167
    You! You mother-father...
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Breach & Clean on Watch and Play
  6. #3166
    We managed to squeeze through horse corpse.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks on Watch and Play
  7. #3165
    I am INSTANTLY not OK with this.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks on Watch and Play
  8. #3164
    I don't HAVE infinite games ready.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Snow Horse on Watch and Play
  9. #3163
    You're at minus 12 coins.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Elves Adventure on Watch and Play
  10. #3162
    This can't get TOO much weirder? Right? Right?
    — Alex [2016-08-10]
    Elves Adventure on Watch and Play
  11. #3161
    Please, no one send us chili.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Elves Adventure on Watch and Play
  12. #3160
    That's what they call me: the Moist Noise.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Chex Quest on Watch and Play
  13. #3159
    *** off, Krang!
    — Alex [2016-08-10]
    Chex Quest on Watch and Play
  14. #3158
    His home planet was in your stomach.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Chex Quest on Watch and Play
  15. #3157
    I FEEL like flying underwater isn't going to work...
    — Graham [2016-08-09]
    No Man's Sky on New Day Tewsday
  16. #3156
    Collect its turds.
    — Serge [2016-08-09]
    No Man's Sky on New Day Tewsday
  17. #3155
    It's high, it's not possessed.
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #3154
    Where's the green? I need it to vape!
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #3153
    Crisis on Infinite Goofs
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #3152
    Squirrels don't look like ducks.
    — Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #3151
    Maybe the moose can be smoking a bong, rather than playing a guitar!
    — Kate [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #3150
    This is not weeb. This is just them.
    — Heather, referring to Ian and Beej [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #3149
    What is your Pacman Ghost-sona?
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #3148
    I sound like such a nerd...
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #3147
    I need a squirrel once I'm done with this.
    — Ian [2016-08-08]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry