Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3016
You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!
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Alex
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3015
Is there any more garbage we can eat?
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3014
I'll sleep YOU off! wait what?
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3013
I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3012
Don't start drinking when people say racist things. You'll die.
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Alex
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3011
Sodom below... yeah that's usually where that happens.
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Cameron
[2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
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#3010
I hope everyone's been electrocuted.
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Alex
[2016-07-20]
DISTRAINT on Let's NOPE
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#3009
Honk the horse!
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
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#3008
Is this why you have to controller yes?
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
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#3007
The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline.
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
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#3006
And there's a butt!
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Ian
[2016-07-18]
Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
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#3005
Hi! I'm not Beej!
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Dan
[2016-07-18]
None on CheckPoint Plus
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#3004
I am delicious!
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Kathleen
[2016-07-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#3003
We can hit a Pokestop from our bathroom.
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Graham
[2016-07-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#3002
For some reason I used to have problems sometimes, right in the armpit.
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Paul
[2016-07-11]
None on LRRtech
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#3001
Oh spiffy diffy!
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Paul
[2016-07-16]
Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
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#3000
its tentacle time with Paul
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GapFiller
[2016-07-16]
Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
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#2999
The robot's looking at porn!
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Ian
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2998
Next turn will be amazing. This turn we're dead.
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Beej
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2997
I want to go back to the room with the invisible computers...
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Ian
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2996
The gun is made of cabbage?
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Julie
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2995
I'll trade you, because I've had Too Many Cooks.
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Ian
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2994
When it's 'lick' it's your turn, and when it's 'massage' it's my turn.
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Graham
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2993
Someone left the sex die in here...
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Graham
[2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
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#2992
My point is that I want bootleg Washington Redskins merchandise. I would *** wear that.
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Cameron
[2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
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