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#2647

Don't do this, you... anyone.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2646

I'm sorry. I don't have any meat-related tools.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2645

Um... It's a sex thing.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2644

Bustin' makes me feel good.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2643

Let's just do a test screw and see if it feels right. Yes, that just goes in nice and easy.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2642

I'm being told it's referred to as a "bone folder" which sounds like something I'd keep my bones in so I don't lose them.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2641

It's like coding. You have to declare your buffalos first.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2640

Ian is not some people.

— Heather [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2639

No wait, I have a better idea. I mean a worse idea.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2638

The cheese is interfacing.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2637

I certainly hope that ham ironing isn't a thing on PornHub.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2636

You shouldn't ask where you went wrong. Ask where you went right.

— Heather [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2635

New ham, who dis?

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2634

Tonight, on Tinker Tailer Solder Fry, watch a person die!

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2633

Aww, now people are going to actually take me seriously.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2632

Don't tell anyone, boys and girls. I am a witch. I'm sorry, a "seamstress".

— Heather [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2631

The Canadian economy is exporting softwoods that get pulped into sawdust and pumped into hams.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2630

He gets whacked in the back of the head, a bunch of stars come out, and he falls asleep.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2629

I'm distracted by the roasting-Beej comments.

— Heather [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2628

That's how we're going to lose our channel - by spitroasting Beej.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2627

These are sewing needles. Do not put them in your mouth.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2626

Windows: We're not friends. We're just coworkers. Settle down.

— Paul [2016-05-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2625

Thanks for all that money, LOSERS!

— Paul [2016-05-30]
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#2624

Even porn isn't free from pedantry.

— Graham [2016-05-30]
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#2623

I kinda resent that you're applying actual logic to this puzzle.

— Alex [2016-05-28]
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