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  1. #3198
    You witches breed like rats!
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  2. #3197
    I intend to screw this up... not on purpose.
    — Beej [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  3. #3196
    Red-town: You never want that.
    — Ian [2016-08-12]
    Terra Mystica on AFK
  4. #3195
    How the lrrEFF are they staying erect?
    — Alex [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  5. #3194
    There have always been black people.
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  6. #3193
    God, I'm beautiful!
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    BioShock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  7. #3192
    I believe me, too.
    — Cameron [2016-08-11]
    Magic: The Gathering on New Day Tewsday
  8. #3191
    I'm going to have to start throwing more people in the garbage, I guess.
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3190
    Beej! Stop being useful!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3189
    Don't lrrEFF it! Don't lrrEFF it! CHECK before you lrrEFF it!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3188
    What if I gave your cat a syringe?
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3187
    What lrrEFF ing quadrant is 'middle right'?!
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3186
    We don't need more meat! We have meat everywhere! Everything is covered in meat!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3185
    Oh God! I keep grabbing meat!
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3184
    The meat's movin' again! Bye meat!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3183
    Gimme meat!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3182
    I found the mushrooms! They're under the clock!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3181
    The 'throwing the food on the floor' plan was solid.
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3180
    You can't jump by the way, so don't.
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  20. #3179
    I've got meat!
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  21. #3178
    I feel like this is what happens when you don't have healthcare.
    — Ian, referring to being sewn onto another person. [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  22. #3177
    Your fat, coily body won't save you now!
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  23. #3176
    Jam yourself into their folds.
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  24. #3175
    I think we just had sex.
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  25. #3174
    Don't claim my babies!
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams

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