Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2769
I hope I don't end up murdered.
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Beej
[2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2768
He plays golf, and poops.
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Alex,
of Beej
[2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2767
I can just feel my taint shrinking.
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Beej
[2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2766
I'm tasting the octopus.
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Heather
[2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2765
I'm tasting a lot of back end here!
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Beej
[2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2764
It tastes like a tree!
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Alex
[2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2763
I was doing so much better when I thought I'd won.
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Graham
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2762
An orgy of autophagy!
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Alex
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2761
Right in my... right in my everything.
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Graham
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2760
Slow Plains warning.
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Serge
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2759
I want a kitty-lock!
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James
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2758
People who were being helpful said you were at two.
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Paul
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2757
I brain-walked myself.
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Cameron
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2756
Mishra's Factory isn't very happy about it, but it can't do anything about it.
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Graham
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2755
I let it hang in the air a little bit there.
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Cameron
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2754
Santa Claus is like 'Whoa there, Billy! Settle down!'
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Alex
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2753
Red is on FIRE here.
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Alex
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2752
I can count... which will be good for deck-building.
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Alex
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2751
I'm going to do the full George R.R. Martin here: Every time you ask me to play a green card, I kill a Stark.
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Cameron
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2750
Green cards... Gross!
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Cameron
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2749
I'm feeling spicy.
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Cameron
[2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2748
Don't worry, we will not take this land from you. You may lie here on this land forever.
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Cameron
[2016-06-09]
None on Unknown
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#2747
Is this what Storm feels like?
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Alex,
to Cameron
[2016-06-09]
Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
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#2746
There's a certain artistry to where you put your junk.
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Alex
[2016-06-09]
Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
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#2745
I don't believe you, SkyMan!
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Alex
[2016-06-09]
Half-Life on Talking Simulator
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