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#3066

I wish Cam was here so that he could cringe inside-out.

— Alex [2016-07-27]
GentleMoon 2 on Watch and Play
#3065

I see some vibrations on the horizon.

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
#3064

I can't fist!

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
#3063

Let's go to FuckBurger.

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
#3062

Your guy's more of a 'Shoot from the dick' kind of guy.

— Graham [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
#3061

We ran out of town...

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
#3060

I love that your face gets thinner when you take your shirt off.

— Graham [2016-07-27]
Crimelife 2 on Watch and Play
#3059

Hi, God...

— Alex [2016-07-27]
The Rebel on Watch and Play
#3058

Poop just can't catch up to the Segway.

— Graham [2016-07-27]
Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
#3057

You know what the beach needs? SHIT!

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
#3056

Why does the poo make a fart noise when it moves?

— Alex [2016-07-27]
Muddy Heights 2 on Watch and Play
#3055

Chat brings it on themselves. They can leave whenever they want.

— Heather [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3054

Sony has an Etsy page now?

— Cori [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3053

I'm a big fan of a good knob feel.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3052

Oh, that's really easy actually. No, it's not.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3051

First thing I do when I get up in the morning is have a nice flesh wash.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3050

I wasn't using those nerve endings anyway.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3049

The brain really is a terrible place to keep things you want to remember.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3048

I have SARS now.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3047

The last words I'm going to hear in my life are going to be Ian saying 'boop!'

— Cameron [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3046

Now's when we be a little bit careful or risk some fun.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3045

In this room, I'm about as qualified as it gets.

— Ian [2016-07-25]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#3044

Take out all the fuses and replace them with a looney!

— Cameron [2016-07-25]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3043

Next week on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, we're going to make Ian metaphysically bleed.

— Cameron [2016-07-25]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus
#3042

Can you metaphysically bleed?

— Cameron [2016-07-25]
Creative on CheckPoint Plus