Quotes – LRRbot

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#2947

We can't show you, in case it does exactly what we expect it to do.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2946

I've never been so disappointed before to see a minigun in a video game.

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2945

I went into the badly-textured part of town.

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2944

Fuckin' shark dick up in here!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2943

Sharkticles! Shark! I am a *** shark! Get wrekt!

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2942

What is that? Is that my penis?!

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2941

We often play games with no fail-state. I've never seen a game with no win-state.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Call of Tomsk-7 on Watch and Play
#2940

And now, I'm going to go and remove my finger.

— Graham [2016-07-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2939

What am I supposed to do with my ass?

— Paul [2016-07-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2938

You could have any cool blood-borne illnesses that Richard Garriott has!

— Kathleen [2016-07-11]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2937

My strategy for this deck is I'll be playing both of the planeswalkers I pulled.

— Kathleen [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2936

I love murder.

— Alison [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2935

Don't be a James.

— Serge [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2934

Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge!

— The Professor [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2933

It's like a friendship bracelet with teeth!

— Cameron [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2932

What face? There's a place with teeth, is that the face?

— Graham [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
#2931

Emrakul's not a particularly aggressive card.

— Gaby [2016-07-09]
Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
#2930

Watch our ad so we don't starve.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2929

Ring around the Rosie! Pocket full of lrrEFF ME!

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2928

How come there's no Bible gun?!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2927

Dude! You dropped Jesus on the floor!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2926

Do ham sandwiches fold?

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2925

No, Chuck! Don't be pounded by the pound!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2924

I want what I want! And I want Jesus! Gimme Jesus!

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2923

Hey Electric Buck! Are you ready to get drilled?

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator