Quotes – LRRbot

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#2993

Someone left the sex die in here...

— Graham [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2992

My point is that I want bootleg Washington Redskins merchandise. I would *** wear that.

— Cameron [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2991

I'm sorry people EXISTING is an affront to you.

— Alex [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2990

One of my best friends is named Steve. I'm not anti-Steve. Some of my best friends are target markets.

— Cameron [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2989

Oh right! Delicious Bees! *belch*

— Cameron [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2988

Do the second thing, and only the second thing.

— Cameron [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2986

FRRRRRT?

— butt
None on Unknown
#2985

We're all old and we hurt!

— Cori [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2984

I'd say most babies are the worst kind of babies.

— Cameron [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2983

I don't like being James anymore!

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2982

Wait, no... Now I'm James.

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2981

Remove some balls!

— Cori [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2980

I'm just stuck inside of their balls!

— James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2979

Who let these balls in?!

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2978

Let's just play on poop.

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2977

I like how you're invisible to balls.

— Cori, to Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2976

I don't listen to our viewers!

— Cameron [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2975

Fucklesworth!

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2974

John Nasmith!

— Cori [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2973

My triangles are the smallest...

— Cameron [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2972

Is that where your team picked you up?

— Cameron, in reference to James saying "Clearance!" [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2971

Ian, get out of there! I'm going to keep shooting you!

— Cameron [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2970

Yes, I dated Joe Namath. 93 to 94. Happiest years of my life.

— James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2969

I only like games with good controls.

— Cameron [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2968

I'm going to blame the number of balls. Just like World War II.

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams