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  1. #2957
    That's how this religion thing works, right? You talk to books?
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  2. #2956
    Swords and Words are both words.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  3. #2955
    You can change from Steve to Storve.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  4. #2954
    You can just dip your nuts in the hot dog water.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  5. #2953
    Oh shit! I climbed on the fire!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  6. #2952
    Put your tongue away, young man.
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  7. #2951
    Assume the prayer position
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  8. #2950
    I have a vibrate button.
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  9. #2949
    The name's Steve Ghosterman!
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  10. #2948
    I can't stroke the katana? What a shame.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  11. #2947
    We can't show you, in case it does exactly what we expect it to do.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  12. #2946
    I've never been so disappointed before to see a minigun in a video game.
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  13. #2945
    I went into the badly-textured part of town.
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  14. #2944
    Fuckin' shark dick up in here!
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  15. #2943
    Sharkticles! Shark! I am a *** shark! Get wrekt!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  16. #2942
    What is that? Is that my penis?!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  17. #2941
    We often play games with no fail-state. I've never seen a game with no win-state.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Call of Tomsk-7 on Watch and Play
  18. #2940
    And now, I'm going to go and remove my finger.
    — Graham [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #2939
    What am I supposed to do with my ass?
    — Paul [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #2938
    You could have any cool blood-borne illnesses that Richard Garriott has!
    — Kathleen [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #2937
    My strategy for this deck is I'll be playing both of the planeswalkers I pulled.
    — Kathleen [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  22. #2936
    I love murder.
    — Alison [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  23. #2935
    Don't be a James.
    — Serge [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  24. #2934
    Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge!
    — The Professor [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  25. #2933
    It's like a friendship bracelet with teeth!
    — Cameron [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG