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  1. #2922
    Electric Buck! That's my porn name!
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  2. #2921
    The food ran out. You gotta eat lead.
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  3. #2920
    I've seen people keep a lot of *** inside them.
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  4. #2918
    We've had a long day, alright, Alex! Daddy needs his medicine!
    — Cameron, after downing 2 bottles of liquor in-game [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  5. #2917
    LOL! I'm a murderer!
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  6. #2916
    The great ethical conundrum: murder children, or not murder children?
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  7. #2915
    Maybe he's mad now that I've electrocuted him.
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  8. #2914
    Uh oh, now we have health bars.
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  9. #2913
    The ocean is closed and I'm not buying a membership.
    — Heather [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  10. #2912
    Just let me needy...
    — Heather [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  11. #2911
    I can yell... maybe?
    — Heather [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  12. #2910
    I'm going to explode, so let's go.
    — Heather [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  13. #2909
    I'm not buying an ocean membership!
    — Heather [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  14. #2908
    We'll be back... short-lish...
    — Cori [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  15. #2907
    You lived! ... a little bit...
    — Heather, to Cori [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  16. #2906
    I'm dead now. I hope you're happy. I will haunt you.
    — Cori [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2905
    Does the Chat have object permanence problems?!
    — Alex [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  18. #2904
    Taste it! Ass...
    — Graham [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  19. #2903
    I am a healthy human worm baby.
    — Alex [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  20. #2902
    I identify as 'other meat.'
    — Graham [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  21. #2901
    I've never tried it.
    — Graham, in reference to eating human flesh [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  22. #2900
    I guess Jim is just a scurb.
    — Alex [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  23. #2899
    You! Bottom left right leg! Stop lollygagging! Move faster!
    — Paul [2016-07-05]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  24. #2898
    A Doge body pillow would be pretty amazing.
    — Ian [2016-07-04]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  25. #2897
    Know what was great about the 90s? No lrrEFF ing waifu hug pillows!
    — Beej [2016-07-04]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday

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