Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2893
Arthritis hurts my fingers because I'm an old lady.
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Kate
[2016-07-03]
Rhythm Tengoku: The Best Plus on Rhythm Cafe
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#2892
<mublish and profanity>
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Alex,
regarding RNG
[2016-07-01]
Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
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#2891
Go to my black hole!
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Alex
[2016-07-01]
Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
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#2890
White: my greatest fear.
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Cameron
[2016-07-01]
Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
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#2889
I paid good money for stick!
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Cameron
[2016-06-30]
System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
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#2888
Who threw out a perfectly good arm?
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Cameron
[2016-06-30]
System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
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#2887
In case of emergency... FUCK!
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Alex
[2016-06-30]
System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
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#2886
Oh yeah, I've got loot. Wait, no I don't. What the hell, where's all my loot?
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Graham
[2016-06-29]
Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
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#2885
Babies get away with a lot.
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Paul
[2016-06-29]
Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
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#2884
I've got a hole in my thing!
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Alex
[2016-06-29]
Blobwall on Watch and Play
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#2883
This has been the D! Please enjoy the D on your way out! No more D! Goodbye!
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Alex
[2016-06-30]
D: The Game on Watch and Play
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#2882
Do you want the D?
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Graham,
to Alex
[2016-06-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Watch and Play
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#2881
We'll stick this dildo in here.
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Alex
[2016-06-29]
Aura: Fate of the Ages on Watch and Play
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#2879
The biggest model I've ever painted? God.
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Cameron
[2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2878
Anyone who says 'Anyone who says they understand quantum mechanics doesn't understand quantum mechanics' doesn't understand quantum mechanics.
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Cameron
[2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2877
I used to know how to do it. Then I got old.
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Cameron
[2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2876
Everyone always says, if you have good tools, you don't need any skill.
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Beej
[2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2875
We should've brought a sample of Paul's skin.
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Alex
[2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2874
Do you want Cam to vomit on us?
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Graham
[2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2873
What does the Burning Strike do? Wait, Burning Strike is the Burning Strike! God, I'm an idiot!
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Adam
[2016-06-25]
Rogue Galaxy on Adam's Gamehaüs
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#2872
I almost won by cheating.
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Serge
[2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2871
You punch harder than I do!
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Serge,
to James
[2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2870
Chat can't be right all the time.
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James
[2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2869
I've never seen chat be right so many times in a row!
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Heather
[2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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#2868
I'm still swinging with nothing.
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Ian
[2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
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