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  1. #3022
    If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  2. #3021
    Never add salt to your eyes.
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  3. #3020
    No! My math!
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  4. #3019
    I've been pung.
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  5. #3018
    No one even told me not to lose.
    — Nelson [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  6. #3017
    I am a hooligan.
    — James [2016-07-22]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  7. #3016
    You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!
    — Alex [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  8. #3015
    Is there any more garbage we can eat?
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  9. #3014
    I'll sleep YOU off! wait what?
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  10. #3013
    I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  11. #3012
    Don't start drinking when people say racist things. You'll die.
    — Alex [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  12. #3011
    Sodom below... yeah that's usually where that happens.
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
    Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
  13. #3010
    I hope everyone's been electrocuted.
    — Alex [2016-07-20]
    DISTRAINT on Let's NOPE
  14. #3009
    Honk the horse!
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
  15. #3008
    Is this why you have to controller yes?
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
  16. #3007
    The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline.
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
  17. #3006
    And there's a butt!
    — Ian [2016-07-18]
    Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
  18. #3005
    Hi! I'm not Beej!
    — Dan [2016-07-18]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #3004
    I am delicious!
    — Kathleen [2016-07-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #3003
    We can hit a Pokestop from our bathroom.
    — Graham [2016-07-18]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  21. #3002
    For some reason I used to have problems sometimes, right in the armpit.
    — Paul [2016-07-11]
    None on LRRtech
  22. #3001
    Oh spiffy diffy!
    — Paul [2016-07-16]
    Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
  23. #3000
    its tentacle time with Paul
    — GapFiller [2016-07-16]
    Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
  24. #2999
    The robot's looking at porn!
    — Ian [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
  25. #2998
    Next turn will be amazing. This turn we're dead.
    — Beej [2016-07-15]
    Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK

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