Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#3126
Are you doxxing my brother? Stop it!
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Ian
[2016-08-08]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#3125
I shouldn't be trusted with paint.
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Beej
[2016-08-06]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#3124
You always want to check your noodle regularly. Doctors recommend that you check your noodle.
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Graham
[2016-08-06]
Creative on Unknown
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#3123
Possible death: better than certain death.
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Paul
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
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#3122
I found a tasty rock!
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Julie
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
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#3121
They don't have tails. They look weird. They look like a fish that stopped... loading...
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Julie,
about sunfish
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
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#3120
Are you really complaining that you don't have a homicidal shadow?
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Paul,
to Ian
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
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#3118
Yes, naked ladies, but also the monkey.
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Cori
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
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#3117
Anatomy jokes!
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Julie
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
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#3116
Is this because we ate bread?
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Ian
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
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#3115
I can't read the character sheet that's in my soul...
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Ian
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
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#3114
I am not drinking from Ian's electric unicorn.
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Cameron
[2016-08-05]
Dungeons & Dragons on Unknown
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#3113
I can't hear you over my armor proficiency.
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Julie
[2016-08-05]
None on Unknown
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#3112
They're correct, and I am very pretty.
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Cameron
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
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#3111
We're the result of several thousand years of fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Cameron
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
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#3110
You have salt coming out of your asses...
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Cameron
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
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#3109
How... do I play... this game?
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Cameron,
regarding Civilization V
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
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#3108
I also think we attack Arabia because they are the highest ranked civilization, and we benefit most strategically from bumping off the highest ranked civilization.
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Cameron
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
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#3107
I know we need happiness. we're working on it.
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Cameron
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
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#3106
We aren't broke-ass sexual chocolate.
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Cameron
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on Talking Simulator
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#3105
Honor is bad.
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Cameron
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on LRRMtG
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#3104
If you put that in my face, I swear it's going back inside you.
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Cameron,
to Beej
[2016-08-04]
Sid Meier's Civilization V: Brave New World on LRRMtG
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#3103
Why do you love THEM?!
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Heather,
to Beej, referring to Chat
[2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
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#3102
Chat's worth at least 5 gold stars.
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Heather
[2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
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#3101
Don't question the Fry Lord!
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Heather
[2016-08-03]
Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
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