Quotes – LRRbot

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#2896

Magic nice rear earth

— Siri [2016-07-04]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2895

The darkest timeline is the one where I'm still in it.

— Ian [2016-07-04]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2894

Heal yourself until you die.

— Beej [2016-07-04]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2893

Arthritis hurts my fingers because I'm an old lady.

— Kate [2016-07-03]
Rhythm Tengoku: The Best Plus on Rhythm Cafe
#2892

<mublish and profanity>

— Alex, regarding RNG [2016-07-01]
Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
#2891

Go to my black hole!

— Alex [2016-07-01]
Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
#2890

White: my greatest fear.

— Cameron [2016-07-01]
Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
#2889

I paid good money for stick!

— Cameron [2016-06-30]
System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
#2888

Who threw out a perfectly good arm?

— Cameron [2016-06-30]
System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
#2887

In case of emergency... FUCK!

— Alex [2016-06-30]
System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
#2886

Oh yeah, I've got loot. Wait, no I don't. What the hell, where's all my loot?

— Graham [2016-06-29]
Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
#2885

Babies get away with a lot.

— Paul [2016-06-29]
Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
#2884

I've got a hole in my thing!

— Alex [2016-06-29]
Blobwall on Watch and Play
#2883

This has been the D! Please enjoy the D on your way out! No more D! Goodbye!

— Alex [2016-06-30]
D: The Game on Watch and Play
#2882

Do you want the D?

— Graham, to Alex [2016-06-29]
Talk Shows & Podcasts on Watch and Play
#2881

We'll stick this dildo in here.

— Alex [2016-06-29]
Aura: Fate of the Ages on Watch and Play
#2879

The biggest model I've ever painted? God.

— Cameron [2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2878

Anyone who says 'Anyone who says they understand quantum mechanics doesn't understand quantum mechanics' doesn't understand quantum mechanics.

— Cameron [2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2877

I used to know how to do it. Then I got old.

— Cameron [2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2876

Everyone always says, if you have good tools, you don't need any skill.

— Beej [2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2875

We should've brought a sample of Paul's skin.

— Alex [2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2874

Do you want Cam to vomit on us?

— Graham [2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2873

What does the Burning Strike do? Wait, Burning Strike is the Burning Strike! God, I'm an idiot!

— Adam [2016-06-25]
Rogue Galaxy on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2872

I almost won by cheating.

— Serge [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2871

You punch harder than I do!

— Serge, to James [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK