Quotes – LRRbot

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#2834

I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually.

— Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2833

It's your birthday, you can do anything you want. You can kill a man.

— Alex [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2832

You have to make *roll* 5 new characters.

— Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2831

What's up, nerds? I've decided to become a full-on War lrrHAM .

— Cameron [2016-06-16]
None on New Day Tewsday
#2830

That's CLEARLY a donk.

— Cameron [2016-06-16]
Myst on CheckPoint Plus
#2829

Hooray! We got nowhere!

— Alex [2016-06-16]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2828

Ye flask is fucked.

— Alex [2016-06-16]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2827

We don't have a lid on our building...also known as a roof...

— Paul [2016-06-16]
Rust on 18 Games & Counting
#2826

I don't think I'm meant to die from my own farts...

— Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2825

There's an up?

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2824

You gotta try sucking him in.

— Beej, to Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2823

Give that man's hair back!

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2822

I shouldn't've tried to do what I just did.

— Beej [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2821

I really haven't seen Greninja in real life.

— Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2820

I do not want to be held responsible for what people learn on that show.

— Ian, of Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2819

Oh yes! Jiggly!

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2818

I... don't know how to TOUCH you...

— Ian, singing [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2817

I have an urge to Falco.

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2816

And I found the pit... in my Peach...

— Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2815

I was not expecting to explode in that manner.

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2814

Bask in my Shulk! My shrink-wrapped Shulk!

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2812

I don't need pants! I am She-Hulk!

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2811

Brain Age has gotten weird...

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2810

Falcon Everything.

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2809

Oh, I actually killed two people.

— Beej [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams