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  1. #3039
    Thank you, Food Jesus!
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
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  2. #3038
    I was excited for a while, and then I saw it come out.
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
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  3. #3037
    That looks like... flesh mix
    — Alex [2016-07-23]
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  4. #3036
    Tang is for winners.
    — Beej [2016-07-23]
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  5. #3035
    Who puts baking soda on popcorn?!
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
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  6. #3034
    Can you powder blood?
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
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  7. #3033
    I'm a volcano!
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
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  8. #3032
    Now I smell like a hospital.
    — Ian [2016-07-23]
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  9. #3031
    Nobody wants a hairy blue spot.
    — Beej [2016-07-23]
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  10. #3030
    I am Doug Beejmans.
    — Beej [2016-07-23]
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  11. #3028
    Comic Sans: the best font ever.
    — Graham [2016-07-23]
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  12. #3027
    I am banned from like 16 countries.
    — James [2016-07-22]
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  13. #3026
    I'm too pretty to die.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
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  14. #3025
    The only salt I get is my own tears.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
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  15. #3024
    Don't do math!
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
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  16. #3023
    These are the best victories: cheap and hollow victories.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
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  17. #3022
    If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it.
    — Adam [2016-07-22]
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  18. #3021
    Never add salt to your eyes.
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
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  19. #3020
    No! My math!
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
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  20. #3019
    I've been pung.
    — Cameron [2016-07-22]
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  21. #3018
    No one even told me not to lose.
    — Nelson [2016-07-22]
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  22. #3017
    I am a hooligan.
    — James [2016-07-22]
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  23. #3016
    You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!
    — Alex [2016-07-21]
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  24. #3015
    Is there any more garbage we can eat?
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
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  25. #3014
    I'll sleep YOU off! wait what?
    — Cameron [2016-07-21]
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