LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Don't wall into frozen water.
The stream is not currently live. Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play video games together! Game: PUBG) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:13 from now).
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #2942
    What is that? Is that my penis?!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  2. #2941
    We often play games with no fail-state. I've never seen a game with no win-state.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Call of Tomsk-7 on Watch and Play
  3. #2940
    And now, I'm going to go and remove my finger.
    — Graham [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  4. #2939
    What am I supposed to do with my ass?
    — Paul [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  5. #2938
    You could have any cool blood-borne illnesses that Richard Garriott has!
    — Kathleen [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #2937
    My strategy for this deck is I'll be playing both of the planeswalkers I pulled.
    — Kathleen [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  7. #2936
    I love murder.
    — Alison [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  8. #2935
    Don't be a James.
    — Serge [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  9. #2934
    Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge! Judge!
    — The Professor [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  10. #2933
    It's like a friendship bracelet with teeth!
    — Cameron [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  11. #2932
    What face? There's a place with teeth, is that the face?
    — Graham [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering Eldritch Moon Pre-prerelease on LRRMtG
  12. #2931
    Emrakul's not a particularly aggressive card.
    — Gaby [2016-07-09]
    Magic: The Gathering on Unknown
  13. #2930
    Watch our ad so we don't starve.
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  14. #2929
    Ring around the Rosie! Pocket full of lrrEFF ME!
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  15. #2928
    How come there's no Bible gun?!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  16. #2927
    Dude! You dropped Jesus on the floor!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  17. #2926
    Do ham sandwiches fold?
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  18. #2925
    No, Chuck! Don't be pounded by the pound!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  19. #2924
    I want what I want! And I want Jesus! Gimme Jesus!
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  20. #2923
    Hey Electric Buck! Are you ready to get drilled?
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  21. #2922
    Electric Buck! That's my porn name!
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  22. #2921
    The food ran out. You gotta eat lead.
    — Alex [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  23. #2920
    I've seen people keep a lot of *** inside them.
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  24. #2918
    We've had a long day, alright, Alex! Daddy needs his medicine!
    — Cameron, after downing 2 bottles of liquor in-game [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator
  25. #2917
    LOL! I'm a murderer!
    — Cameron [2016-07-07]
    BioShock on Talking Simulator