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  1. #3186
    We don't need more meat! We have meat everywhere! Everything is covered in meat!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  2. #3185
    Oh God! I keep grabbing meat!
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  3. #3184
    The meat's movin' again! Bye meat!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  4. #3183
    Gimme meat!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  5. #3182
    I found the mushrooms! They're under the clock!
    — Heather [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  6. #3181
    The 'throwing the food on the floor' plan was solid.
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  7. #3180
    You can't jump by the way, so don't.
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  8. #3179
    I've got meat!
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Overcooked! on Crossing the Streams
  9. #3178
    I feel like this is what happens when you don't have healthcare.
    — Ian, referring to being sewn onto another person. [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  10. #3177
    Your fat, coily body won't save you now!
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  11. #3176
    Jam yourself into their folds.
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  12. #3175
    I think we just had sex.
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  13. #3174
    Don't claim my babies!
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  14. #3173
    Stop taking me away from my ball!
    — Paul [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  15. #3172
    I don't think people should be able to touch this way.
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  16. #3171
    I hope everyone is eating something right now.
    — Beej [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  17. #3170
    Why are you two obsessed with nipples?
    — Heather, to Beej and Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  18. #3169
    I have a good back in the computer world.
    — Ian [2016-08-10]
    Push Me Pull You on Crossing the Streams
  19. #3168
    I saw their blue!
    — Alex [2016-08-10]
    Breach & Clean on Watch and Play
  20. #3167
    You! You mother-father...
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Breach & Clean on Watch and Play
  21. #3166
    We managed to squeeze through horse corpse.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks on Watch and Play
  22. #3165
    I am INSTANTLY not OK with this.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks on Watch and Play
  23. #3164
    I don't HAVE infinite games ready.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Snow Horse on Watch and Play
  24. #3163
    You're at minus 12 coins.
    — Graham [2016-08-10]
    Elves Adventure on Watch and Play
  25. #3162
    This can't get TOO much weirder? Right? Right?
    — Alex [2016-08-10]
    Elves Adventure on Watch and Play