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#2870

Chat can't be right all the time.

— James [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2869

I've never seen chat be right so many times in a row!

— Heather [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2868

I'm still swinging with nothing.

— Ian [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2867

You are _a_ person.

— Ian, to Cameron [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2866

I'm more like the moss that grows on YellowJacket.

— Nelson [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2865

Ian is invoking Jesus to take the wheel.

— Graham [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2864

There are a lot of cards we call "Nicolas Cage" for some reason.

— Nelson [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2863

James Turner is the best.

— James [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2862

I'll click on YOU...

— Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2861

Dr. Tatum's going to kick my ass. I'm drawing a grid free-hand.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2860

That's just regular-ass tink.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2859

Oh! There IS a plibble.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2858

If you're going to tell us how to solve something, at least be right.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2857

What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel.

— Cam [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2856

Yay! We got there! Piss!

— Alex [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2855

I am so old that you two are actually older than I am.

— James, to Alex and Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2854

That Garfield arm is too long.

— Ian [2016-06-22]
Fibbage on Crossing the Streams
#2853

A little bit of a grease period... It's not pleasant.

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2852

That's really stupid. I love it!

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2851

Certain types of drugs do alter your personal gravity.

— Paul [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2850

My dying skills are on point, yo!

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2849

I was absolutely not expecting this and I'm super on-board with it.

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2848

I'm not overwhelmed. I'm not underwhelmed. I'm just whelmed.

— Paul [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2847

We got the D! Gotta have that D! We got the D!

— Graham, singing [2016-06-21]
Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
#2846

Eat it, bitrate!

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday