Quotes – LRRbot

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#2881

We'll stick this dildo in here.

— Alex [2016-06-29]
Aura: Fate of the Ages on Watch and Play
#2879

The biggest model I've ever painted? God.

— Cameron [2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2878

Anyone who says 'Anyone who says they understand quantum mechanics doesn't understand quantum mechanics' doesn't understand quantum mechanics.

— Cameron [2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2877

I used to know how to do it. Then I got old.

— Cameron [2016-06-27]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2876

Everyone always says, if you have good tools, you don't need any skill.

— Beej [2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2875

We should've brought a sample of Paul's skin.

— Alex [2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2874

Do you want Cam to vomit on us?

— Graham [2016-06-25]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2873

What does the Burning Strike do? Wait, Burning Strike is the Burning Strike! God, I'm an idiot!

— Adam [2016-06-25]
Rogue Galaxy on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2872

I almost won by cheating.

— Serge [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2871

You punch harder than I do!

— Serge, to James [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2870

Chat can't be right all the time.

— James [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2869

I've never seen chat be right so many times in a row!

— Heather [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2868

I'm still swinging with nothing.

— Ian [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2867

You are _a_ person.

— Ian, to Cameron [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2866

I'm more like the moss that grows on YellowJacket.

— Nelson [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2865

Ian is invoking Jesus to take the wheel.

— Graham [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2864

There are a lot of cards we call "Nicolas Cage" for some reason.

— Nelson [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2863

James Turner is the best.

— James [2016-06-24]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2862

I'll click on YOU...

— Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2861

Dr. Tatum's going to kick my ass. I'm drawing a grid free-hand.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2860

That's just regular-ass tink.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2859

Oh! There IS a plibble.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2858

If you're going to tell us how to solve something, at least be right.

— Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2857

What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel.

— Cam [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2856

Yay! We got there! Piss!

— Alex [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator