Quotes – LRRbot

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#2842

Can we please find the man who contains the plot?

— Ian [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2841

God, just barging into people's places and commenting on their chests.

— Beej [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2840

Gigolo, not juggalo.

— Beej, correcting Ian [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
#2839

And now the game truly begins.

— Ian [2016-04-30]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
#2838

Is that the boobed one?

— Beej [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2837

I bet they have a line on bees.

— Paul [2016-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2836

You know, if you're a view-bot, you have to tell me.

— Graham [2016-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2835

You can never get rid of me.

— Julie, to Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2834

I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually.

— Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2833

It's your birthday, you can do anything you want. You can kill a man.

— Alex [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2832

You have to make *roll* 5 new characters.

— Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2831

What's up, nerds? I've decided to become a full-on War lrrHAM .

— Cameron [2016-06-16]
None on New Day Tewsday
#2830

That's CLEARLY a donk.

— Cameron [2016-06-16]
Myst on CheckPoint Plus
#2829

Hooray! We got nowhere!

— Alex [2016-06-16]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2828

Ye flask is fucked.

— Alex [2016-06-16]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2827

We don't have a lid on our building...also known as a roof...

— Paul [2016-06-16]
Rust on 18 Games & Counting
#2826

I don't think I'm meant to die from my own farts...

— Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2825

There's an up?

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2824

You gotta try sucking him in.

— Beej, to Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2823

Give that man's hair back!

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2822

I shouldn't've tried to do what I just did.

— Beej [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2821

I really haven't seen Greninja in real life.

— Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2820

I do not want to be held responsible for what people learn on that show.

— Ian, of Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2819

Oh yes! Jiggly!

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2818

I... don't know how to TOUCH you...

— Ian, singing [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams