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  1. #2964
    I want less ball...
    — Cori [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  2. #2963
    With all this talk about balls and swell, I'm not happy.
    — Ian [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  3. #2962
    I jammed it in at LEAST 3 times...
    — James [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2961
    I don't know if I like three balls.
    — James [2016-07-13]
    Videoball on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2960
    Pump that dog! Just keep pumpin' that dog!
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  6. #2959
    Roland: get in my belly!
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  7. #2958
    I don't wanna pump a dog! Oh no! OH WHY?! Why am I pumping dogs...?
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  8. #2957
    That's how this religion thing works, right? You talk to books?
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  9. #2956
    Swords and Words are both words.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  10. #2955
    You can change from Steve to Storve.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    The First Templar on Watch and Play
  11. #2954
    You can just dip your nuts in the hot dog water.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  12. #2953
    Oh shit! I climbed on the fire!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  13. #2952
    Put your tongue away, young man.
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  14. #2951
    Assume the prayer position
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  15. #2950
    I have a vibrate button.
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  16. #2949
    The name's Steve Ghosterman!
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    SCORE on Watch and Play
  17. #2948
    I can't stroke the katana? What a shame.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  18. #2947
    We can't show you, in case it does exactly what we expect it to do.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  19. #2946
    I've never been so disappointed before to see a minigun in a video game.
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  20. #2945
    I went into the badly-textured part of town.
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  21. #2944
    Fuckin' shark dick up in here!
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  22. #2943
    Sharkticles! Shark! I am a *** shark! Get wrekt!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  23. #2942
    What is that? Is that my penis?!
    — Alex [2016-07-13]
    Led It Rain on Watch and Play
  24. #2941
    We often play games with no fail-state. I've never seen a game with no win-state.
    — Graham [2016-07-13]
    Call of Tomsk-7 on Watch and Play
  25. #2940
    And now, I'm going to go and remove my finger.
    — Graham [2016-07-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus