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  1. #2498
    Fudge Shark HAS to be the name of some deviant sexual act.
    — Graham [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  2. #2497
    Do not want damp meat.
    — Graham [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  3. #2496
    I can't spell morphine, but I can spell pterodactyl.
    — Graham [2016-05-11]
    Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
  4. #2495
    I bet MSPaint is a super cool guy.
    — Paul [2016-05-11]
    Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
  5. #2494
    Then, I'm going to let you lucky hit me... until your fist stops bleeding.
    — Ian, to Cori [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  6. #2493
    Beej, you're killing me!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  7. #2492
    Stop being Canadian! You're Japanese!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  8. #2491
    Wow! I don't remember saying half these things!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  9. #2490
    You there, young child! I have feelings!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  10. #2489
    I only like children... Did I say that out loud?!
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  11. #2488
    Yes! I am a trombone!
    — Graham [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  12. #2487
    Cori's not a weeb like me.
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  13. #2486
    I turned it off because it wasn't Star Trek anymore.
    — Ian [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  14. #2485
    Beverly Hills isn't a person.
    — Cori [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  15. #2484
    We're just this white.
    — Cori [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  16. #2483
    This is our final form.
    — Cori [2016-05-10]
    Shenmū II on I, Horner
  17. #2482
    We do not mind if you change that while we are broadcasting.
    — Graham [2016-05-10]
    Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
  18. #2481
    I'm still dying, by the way... I haven't finished dying.
    — Alex [2016-05-10]
    Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
  19. #2480
    I feel so healthy now. Full of man. Full of long pig.
    — Alex [2016-05-10]
    Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
  20. #2479
    Bullets... and pain.
    — Alex [2016-05-10]
    Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
  21. #2478
    I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan.
    — Alex [2016-05-10]
    Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
  22. #2477
    No matter what, he can lrrEFF me. That's fine.
    — Beej [2016-05-09]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  23. #2476
    Chat, it's your birthday! So write butts!
    — Heather [2016-05-09]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  24. #2475
    Did you fall into a cutscene?
    — Heather [2016-05-09]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
  25. #2474
    If it's on fire, I think you maybe need to pull it out.
    — Beej, regarding penises [2016-05-09]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog