Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2783

You can't really stretch wood.

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2782

It's not going to scare you. It's just going to burn you.

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2781

Ooh! Fanny!

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2780

You most certainly do, I'm pretty sure.

— Ian, being reassuring [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2779

Ubisoft: I have a burning sensation. What is that?

— Paul [2016-06-13]
E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
#2778

Don't touch the Risks Elephant. Leave the Risks Elephant alone.

— Graham [2016-06-13]
E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
#2777

You just hacked that guy's face. Good job. You hacked his throat with your elbow.

— Paul [2016-06-13]
E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
#2776

Uh-oh! You popped Bread Girl!

— Ian [2016-06-12]
THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
#2775

I wonder if we can try feeding a girl to herself...

— Ian [2016-06-12]
THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
#2774

Do we need to move you around and make you bigger?

— Ian, to Heather [2016-06-12]
THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
#2773

I'm sorry lacrosse-chan, I didn't touch your face when I was supposed to.

— Ian [2016-06-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#2772

Beej, you'll be a child of some sort.

— Ian [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2771

Are we able to define what it is that we are doing?

— Graham [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2770

Edmonton is very securely attached to the crust of the planet.

— Cori [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2769

I hope I don't end up murdered.

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2768

He plays golf, and poops.

— Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2767

I can just feel my taint shrinking.

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2766

I'm tasting the octopus.

— Heather [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2765

I'm tasting a lot of back end here!

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2764

It tastes like a tree!

— Alex [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2763

I was doing so much better when I thought I'd won.

— Graham [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2762

An orgy of autophagy!

— Alex [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2761

Right in my... right in my everything.

— Graham [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2760

Slow Plains warning.

— Serge [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2759

I want a kitty-lock!

— James [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK