Quotes – LRRbot

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#2855

I am so old that you two are actually older than I am.

— James, to Alex and Cameron [2016-06-23]
Myst on Talking Simulator
#2854

That Garfield arm is too long.

— Ian [2016-06-22]
Fibbage on Crossing the Streams
#2853

A little bit of a grease period... It's not pleasant.

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2852

That's really stupid. I love it!

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2851

Certain types of drugs do alter your personal gravity.

— Paul [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2850

My dying skills are on point, yo!

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2849

I was absolutely not expecting this and I'm super on-board with it.

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2848

I'm not overwhelmed. I'm not underwhelmed. I'm just whelmed.

— Paul [2016-06-21]
Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
#2847

We got the D! Gotta have that D! We got the D!

— Graham, singing [2016-06-21]
Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
#2846

Eat it, bitrate!

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
#2845

I think the barfing robot is a checkpoint?

— Graham [2016-06-21]
Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
#2844

Pagans are, conversely, not mostly tropical.

— PhoenixMelior [2016-06-20]
None on Unknown
#2843

At the sound of the trees, the time will be exactly 11PM.

— Ian [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2842

Can we please find the man who contains the plot?

— Ian [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2841

God, just barging into people's places and commenting on their chests.

— Beej [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2840

Gigolo, not juggalo.

— Beej, correcting Ian [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
#2839

And now the game truly begins.

— Ian [2016-04-30]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
#2838

Is that the boobed one?

— Beej [2016-06-20]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
#2837

I bet they have a line on bees.

— Paul [2016-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2836

You know, if you're a view-bot, you have to tell me.

— Graham [2016-06-20]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2835

You can never get rid of me.

— Julie, to Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2834

I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually.

— Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2833

It's your birthday, you can do anything you want. You can kill a man.

— Alex [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2832

You have to make *roll* 5 new characters.

— Cam [2016-06-17]
Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
#2831

What's up, nerds? I've decided to become a full-on War lrrHAM .

— Cameron [2016-06-16]
None on New Day Tewsday