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  1. #2901
    I've never tried it.
    — Graham, in reference to eating human flesh [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  2. #2900
    I guess Jim is just a scurb.
    — Alex [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  3. #2899
    You! Bottom left right leg! Stop lollygagging! Move faster!
    — Paul [2016-07-05]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  4. #2898
    A Doge body pillow would be pretty amazing.
    — Ian [2016-07-04]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  5. #2897
    Know what was great about the 90s? No lrrEFF ing waifu hug pillows!
    — Beej [2016-07-04]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  6. #2896
    Magic nice rear earth
    — Siri [2016-07-04]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  7. #2895
    The darkest timeline is the one where I'm still in it.
    — Ian [2016-07-04]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  8. #2894
    Heal yourself until you die.
    — Beej [2016-07-04]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  9. #2893
    Arthritis hurts my fingers because I'm an old lady.
    — Kate [2016-07-03]
    Rhythm Tengoku: The Best Plus on Rhythm Cafe
  10. #2892
    <mublish and profanity>
    — Alex, regarding RNG [2016-07-01]
    Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
  11. #2891
    Go to my black hole!
    — Alex [2016-07-01]
    Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
  12. #2890
    White: my greatest fear.
    — Cameron [2016-07-01]
    Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
  13. #2889
    I paid good money for stick!
    — Cameron [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  14. #2888
    Who threw out a perfectly good arm?
    — Cameron [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  15. #2887
    In case of emergency... FUCK!
    — Alex [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  16. #2886
    Oh yeah, I've got loot. Wait, no I don't. What the hell, where's all my loot?
    — Graham [2016-06-29]
    Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2885
    Babies get away with a lot.
    — Paul [2016-06-29]
    Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
  18. #2884
    I've got a hole in my thing!
    — Alex [2016-06-29]
    Blobwall on Watch and Play
  19. #2883
    This has been the D! Please enjoy the D on your way out! No more D! Goodbye!
    — Alex [2016-06-30]
    D: The Game on Watch and Play
  20. #2882
    Do you want the D?
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-06-29]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Watch and Play
  21. #2881
    We'll stick this dildo in here.
    — Alex [2016-06-29]
    Aura: Fate of the Ages on Watch and Play
  22. #2879
    The biggest model I've ever painted? God.
    — Cameron [2016-06-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #2878
    Anyone who says 'Anyone who says they understand quantum mechanics doesn't understand quantum mechanics' doesn't understand quantum mechanics.
    — Cameron [2016-06-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #2877
    I used to know how to do it. Then I got old.
    — Cameron [2016-06-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #2876
    Everyone always says, if you have good tools, you don't need any skill.
    — Beej [2016-06-25]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive

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