Quotes – LRRbot

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#3014

I'll sleep YOU off! wait what?

— Cameron [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3013

I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.

— Cameron [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3012

Don't start drinking when people say racist things. You'll die.

— Alex [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3011

Sodom below... yeah that's usually where that happens.

— Cameron [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3010

I hope everyone's been electrocuted.

— Alex [2016-07-20]
DISTRAINT on Let's NOPE
#3009

Honk the horse!

— Ian [2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
#3008

Is this why you have to controller yes?

— Ian [2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
#3007

The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline.

— Ian [2016-07-18]
Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
#3006

And there's a butt!

— Ian [2016-07-18]
Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import
#3005

Hi! I'm not Beej!

— Dan [2016-07-18]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#3004

I am delicious!

— Kathleen [2016-07-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3003

We can hit a Pokestop from our bathroom.

— Graham [2016-07-18]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#3002

For some reason I used to have problems sometimes, right in the armpit.

— Paul [2016-07-11]
None on LRRtech
#3001

Oh spiffy diffy!

— Paul [2016-07-16]
Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
#3000

its tentacle time with Paul

— GapFiller [2016-07-16]
Maniac Mansion: Day of the Tentacle on LRRtech
#2999

The robot's looking at porn!

— Ian [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2998

Next turn will be amazing. This turn we're dead.

— Beej [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2997

I want to go back to the room with the invisible computers...

— Ian [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2996

The gun is made of cabbage?

— Julie [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2995

I'll trade you, because I've had Too Many Cooks.

— Ian [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2994

When it's 'lick' it's your turn, and when it's 'massage' it's my turn.

— Graham [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2993

Someone left the sex die in here...

— Graham [2016-07-15]
Tactical Roll: Mercenary Solutions Edition on AFK
#2992

My point is that I want bootleg Washington Redskins merchandise. I would *** wear that.

— Cameron [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2991

I'm sorry people EXISTING is an affront to you.

— Alex [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2990

One of my best friends is named Steve. I'm not anti-Steve. Some of my best friends are target markets.

— Cameron [2016-07-14]
BioShock on Talking Simulator