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#2820

I do not want to be held responsible for what people learn on that show.

— Ian, of Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2819

Oh yes! Jiggly!

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2818

I... don't know how to TOUCH you...

— Ian, singing [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2817

I have an urge to Falco.

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2816

And I found the pit... in my Peach...

— Heather [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2815

I was not expecting to explode in that manner.

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2814

Bask in my Shulk! My shrink-wrapped Shulk!

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2812

I don't need pants! I am She-Hulk!

— Ian [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2811

Brain Age has gotten weird...

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2810

Falcon Everything.

— Cori [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2809

Oh, I actually killed two people.

— Beej [2016-06-15]
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
#2808

You're only using 36% of your planes!

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2807

I'm in a cut-scene!

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2806

I need Hosportal!

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2805

I'm vaping my knuckles.

— Alex [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2804

Right. There's healthy. And screaming.

— Alex [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2803

If you do HUD stuff, in the eyes of God, it doesn't count as leveling up.

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2802

Do you wanna do HUD stuff? I've read about it...

— Alex [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2801

Sorry, I was just briefly teleported to a hibachi grill.

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2800

It's grinding me off.

— Alex [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2799

Is he about to climax, but he can't without a door opening?

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2798

Oh dear God... I need a bourbon after this.

— Alex [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2797

I knew it! You were energized by the Golden Soul!

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2796

That's... Jesus.

— Alex [2016-06-15]
Daikatana on Watch and Play
#2795

I am a god... apparently.

— Graham [2016-06-15]
Höme Improvisåtion on Watch and Play