Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2466

I don't want to ACTUALLY be a vampire... because they don't exist.

— Kathleen [2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2465

I accept your better-manhood.

— Cameron [2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
#2464

You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!

— Cameron [2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
#2463

Eat my ass.

— Graham [2016-05-07]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2462

I won't punch the air. That seems dangerous.

— Alex [2016-05-06]
Demon's Souls on Let's NOPE
#2461

Don't kill the air, please. Do not kill the air.

— Graham, singing [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2460

And then it just LIVES... and that's all that happens.

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2459

I like the lrrHAM going! Let's lrrHAM go, everybody! Let's go to lrrHAM -ville!

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2458

Wank!

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2457

It's got the mens.

— James [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2456

Our decklist is a surprise... because it's terrible.

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2455

Never give a ghost morphine.

— Paul [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2454

Oh yeah... you have a blue whale in your backpack.

— Paul [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2453

It's fightin' cheese!

— Paul [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2452

He just saw morphine on the ground and he ate it.

— Paul [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2451

I can't THROW a moose.

— Graham [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2450

Buttery fire alarm...

— Graham [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2449

'You just deleted God?' I didn't delete Him. I threw Him in the garbage can.

— Graham [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2448

Brushing your teeth doesn't solve a toothache.

— Paul [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP
#2447

I am French!

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2446

Sushi's not making me swole?

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2445

Katamari: Why Would You Put...?

— Cori [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2444

Child get! I have a child!

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2443

Everything get!

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner
#2442

I don't want to think of Tom Cruise pulling out of anything!

— Ian [2016-05-03]
Katamari Damacy on I, Horner