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  1. #2888
    Who threw out a perfectly good arm?
    — Cameron [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  2. #2887
    In case of emergency... FUCK!
    — Alex [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  3. #2886
    Oh yeah, I've got loot. Wait, no I don't. What the hell, where's all my loot?
    — Graham [2016-06-29]
    Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2885
    Babies get away with a lot.
    — Paul [2016-06-29]
    Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2884
    I've got a hole in my thing!
    — Alex [2016-06-29]
    Blobwall on Watch and Play
  6. #2883
    This has been the D! Please enjoy the D on your way out! No more D! Goodbye!
    — Alex [2016-06-30]
    D: The Game on Watch and Play
  7. #2882
    Do you want the D?
    — Graham, to Alex [2016-06-29]
    Talk Shows & Podcasts on Watch and Play
  8. #2881
    We'll stick this dildo in here.
    — Alex [2016-06-29]
    Aura: Fate of the Ages on Watch and Play
  9. #2879
    The biggest model I've ever painted? God.
    — Cameron [2016-06-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #2878
    Anyone who says 'Anyone who says they understand quantum mechanics doesn't understand quantum mechanics' doesn't understand quantum mechanics.
    — Cameron [2016-06-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #2877
    I used to know how to do it. Then I got old.
    — Cameron [2016-06-27]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #2876
    Everyone always says, if you have good tools, you don't need any skill.
    — Beej [2016-06-25]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #2875
    We should've brought a sample of Paul's skin.
    — Alex [2016-06-25]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #2874
    Do you want Cam to vomit on us?
    — Graham [2016-06-25]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  15. #2873
    What does the Burning Strike do? Wait, Burning Strike is the Burning Strike! God, I'm an idiot!
    — Adam [2016-06-25]
    Rogue Galaxy on Adam's Gamehaüs
  16. #2872
    I almost won by cheating.
    — Serge [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  17. #2871
    You punch harder than I do!
    — Serge, to James [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  18. #2870
    Chat can't be right all the time.
    — James [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  19. #2869
    I've never seen chat be right so many times in a row!
    — Heather [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  20. #2868
    I'm still swinging with nothing.
    — Ian [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  21. #2867
    You are _a_ person.
    — Ian, to Cameron [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  22. #2866
    I'm more like the moss that grows on YellowJacket.
    — Nelson [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  23. #2865
    Ian is invoking Jesus to take the wheel.
    — Graham [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  24. #2864
    There are a lot of cards we call "Nicolas Cage" for some reason.
    — Nelson [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  25. #2863
    James Turner is the best.
    — James [2016-06-24]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK