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  1. #2733
    More heads!
    — James [2016-06-03]
    Lego on AFK
  2. #2732
    I have a head!
    — Ashley [2016-06-03]
    Lego on AFK
  3. #2731
    Beej, the answer is your prostate.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2730
    WHY CAN'T I PEE?!?!
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2729
    Boo comes from behind...
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  6. #2728
    Who wants to die as they lived? Inhaling molten rock?
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  7. #2727
    Everyone become balls!
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  8. #2726
    YOU'RE the reason Firefly was canceled!
    — Ian, to Heather [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  9. #2725
    My monkey can't remember its mother's eyes.
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  10. #2724
    Flimp the Chimp.
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  11. #2723
    This is why we're getting a divorce.
    — Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  12. #2722
    You're the worst at jump rope... I remember *** people like you in... no wait...
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  13. #2721
    Hold on... I've got some balls to put in you!
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  14. #2720
    Thank... NO!
    — Ian, upon learning the controls [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  15. #2719
    It's just that I enjoy pulling out your life-force.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  16. #2718
    Look at Daisy's dead eyes...
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2717
    I had 6 dollars... I was going to buy coffee... I'm going to go cry in my hotel, that I own.
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  18. #2716
    I'm Matt LeBlanc.
    — Ian, monotone [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  19. #2715
    I'M CHRIS EVANS!
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  20. #2714
    You've got to grip the base and just shake it.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  21. #2713
    Beej! Time to scrub your balls!
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  22. #2712
    Two is not half of three!
    — Heather [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2711
    I trusted the fungus once... It was great!
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  24. #2710
    Hang onto your... grandmas? Grandma's dead!
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  25. #2709
    First off, who needs all their teeth?
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams