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  1. #2794
    I'm sorry. I broke the bork.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Höme Improvisåtion on Watch and Play
  2. #2793
    I guess I could co-op. Have a brick.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Höme Improvisåtion on Watch and Play
  3. #2792
    It is, strictly speaking, taint controls as well, because you pivot around your taint.
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Don't Spill Your Coffee on Watch and Play
  4. #2791
    Toe-to-tip, that's a Homer.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Don't Spill Your Coffee on Watch and Play
  5. #2790
    Yay. Another person, human, man.
    — Heather, in monotone [2016-06-14]
    Kirby: Planet Robobot on New Day Tewsday
  6. #2789
    Dr. Kirby is not allowed on thrill rides.
    — Heather [2016-06-14]
    Kirby: Planet Robobot on New Day Tewsday
  7. #2788
    Capicola Negligee... I think I've found my DJ name!
    — Ian [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #2787
    You can't cover the meat. That's what the meat's for.
    — Heather [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #2786
    What type of computer sandwich do you enjoy?
    — Heather [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #2785
    I should stop fiddling with my rubber bits.
    — Ian [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #2784
    Hair! Right! Hair! Other people have that.
    — Ian [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #2783
    You can't really stretch wood.
    — Ian [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #2782
    It's not going to scare you. It's just going to burn you.
    — Ian [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #2781
    Ooh! Fanny!
    — Ian [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #2780
    You most certainly do, I'm pretty sure.
    — Ian, being reassuring [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #2779
    Ubisoft: I have a burning sensation. What is that?
    — Paul [2016-06-13]
    E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
  17. #2778
    Don't touch the Risks Elephant. Leave the Risks Elephant alone.
    — Graham [2016-06-13]
    E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #2777
    You just hacked that guy's face. Good job. You hacked his throat with your elbow.
    — Paul [2016-06-13]
    E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #2776
    Uh-oh! You popped Bread Girl!
    — Ian [2016-06-12]
    THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
  20. #2775
    I wonder if we can try feeding a girl to herself...
    — Ian [2016-06-12]
    THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
  21. #2774
    Do we need to move you around and make you bigger?
    — Ian, to Heather [2016-06-12]
    THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
  22. #2773
    I'm sorry lacrosse-chan, I didn't touch your face when I was supposed to.
    — Ian [2016-06-12]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  23. #2772
    Beej, you'll be a child of some sort.
    — Ian [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #2771
    Are we able to define what it is that we are doing?
    — Graham [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #2770
    Edmonton is very securely attached to the crust of the planet.
    — Cori [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive