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  1. #2812
    I don't need pants! I am She-Hulk!
    — Ian [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  2. #2811
    Brain Age has gotten weird...
    — Cori [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  3. #2810
    Falcon Everything.
    — Cori [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2809
    Oh, I actually killed two people.
    — Beej [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2808
    You're only using 36% of your planes!
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  6. #2807
    I'm in a cut-scene!
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  7. #2806
    I need Hosportal!
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  8. #2805
    I'm vaping my knuckles.
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  9. #2804
    Right. There's healthy. And screaming.
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  10. #2803
    If you do HUD stuff, in the eyes of God, it doesn't count as leveling up.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  11. #2802
    Do you wanna do HUD stuff? I've read about it...
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  12. #2801
    Sorry, I was just briefly teleported to a hibachi grill.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  13. #2800
    It's grinding me off.
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  14. #2799
    Is he about to climax, but he can't without a door opening?
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  15. #2798
    Oh dear God... I need a bourbon after this.
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  16. #2797
    I knew it! You were energized by the Golden Soul!
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  17. #2796
    That's... Jesus.
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Daikatana on Watch and Play
  18. #2795
    I am a god... apparently.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Höme Improvisåtion on Watch and Play
  19. #2794
    I'm sorry. I broke the bork.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Höme Improvisåtion on Watch and Play
  20. #2793
    I guess I could co-op. Have a brick.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Höme Improvisåtion on Watch and Play
  21. #2792
    It is, strictly speaking, taint controls as well, because you pivot around your taint.
    — Alex [2016-06-15]
    Don't Spill Your Coffee on Watch and Play
  22. #2791
    Toe-to-tip, that's a Homer.
    — Graham [2016-06-15]
    Don't Spill Your Coffee on Watch and Play
  23. #2790
    Yay. Another person, human, man.
    — Heather, in monotone [2016-06-14]
    Kirby: Planet Robobot on New Day Tewsday
  24. #2789
    Dr. Kirby is not allowed on thrill rides.
    — Heather [2016-06-14]
    Kirby: Planet Robobot on New Day Tewsday
  25. #2788
    Capicola Negligee... I think I've found my DJ name!
    — Ian [2016-06-13]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry