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#2708
Some foreign ghost just comes in and raises the property out from under us.
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Ian
[2016-06-01]
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#2707
Eat shit! Eat MY shit!
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
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#2705
Let's go break stuff.
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Ian and Beej
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#2703
Break up with your boyfriend... Let's play the scissor game again...
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Ian
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#2702
I'M RICH! ... I'm in last place.
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Beej
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#2701
Heather: confirmed Anti-Liam Neeson.
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Ian
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#2700
I'm gonna sing a song about a hairbrush and then we're gonna talk about GOD!
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Beej
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#2699
I'm gonna roll you on top.
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Ian,
to Beej
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#2698
Oh good... I get to yank on ya.
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Ian
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#2697
I'll feel YOU a tug... wait what?
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Cameron
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#2696
Are you saying I drive like your wife?
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Ian,
to Beej
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#2695
I've never tasted panties before.
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Beej
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#2694
She rides like a baller.
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Ian,
referring to Heather
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#2692
Beej can fap faster than anyone.
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Heather
[2016-06-01]
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#2691
You mugged him and called a cab with his money.
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Cameron
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#2690
I hope he lrrEFF s you up!
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Ian,
to Beej
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#2689
Does this make us Sarah Palin?
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
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#2688
Fuck! No wait, that's good!
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Beej
[2016-06-01]
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#2687
We agreed: No Limp Bizkit!
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
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#2686
Beej, you're the reason we have a proportional tax code.
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Ian
[2016-06-01]
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#2685
Goddamn Millennials... Everyone gets a star?
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
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#2684
I don't think you should eat candy you fished out of the river. That seems like a bad idea.
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Heather
[2016-06-01]
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#2683
I'm a princess.
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Ian
[2016-06-01]
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#2682
Boo's turn? That's me!
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Cameron,
repeatedly
[2016-06-01]
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#2681
I'm supposed to be dead... This is supposed to END suffering.
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
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