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  1. #2862
    I'll click on YOU...
    — Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  2. #2861
    Dr. Tatum's going to kick my ass. I'm drawing a grid free-hand.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  3. #2860
    That's just regular-ass tink.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  4. #2859
    Oh! There IS a plibble.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  5. #2858
    If you're going to tell us how to solve something, at least be right.
    — Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  6. #2857
    What's-his-ass, the guy who looks like a sack of potatoes. Vin Diesel.
    — Cam [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  7. #2856
    Yay! We got there! Piss!
    — Alex [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  8. #2855
    I am so old that you two are actually older than I am.
    — James, to Alex and Cameron [2016-06-23]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  9. #2854
    That Garfield arm is too long.
    — Ian [2016-06-22]
    Fibbage on Crossing the Streams
  10. #2853
    A little bit of a grease period... It's not pleasant.
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  11. #2852
    That's really stupid. I love it!
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  12. #2851
    Certain types of drugs do alter your personal gravity.
    — Paul [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  13. #2850
    My dying skills are on point, yo!
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  14. #2849
    I was absolutely not expecting this and I'm super on-board with it.
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  15. #2848
    I'm not overwhelmed. I'm not underwhelmed. I'm just whelmed.
    — Paul [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  16. #2847
    We got the D! Gotta have that D! We got the D!
    — Graham, singing [2016-06-21]
    Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
  17. #2846
    Eat it, bitrate!
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
  18. #2845
    I think the barfing robot is a checkpoint?
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
  19. #2844
    Pagans are, conversely, not mostly tropical.
    — PhoenixMelior [2016-06-20]
    None on Unknown
  20. #2843
    At the sound of the trees, the time will be exactly 11PM.
    — Ian [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  21. #2842
    Can we please find the man who contains the plot?
    — Ian [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  22. #2841
    God, just barging into people's places and commenting on their chests.
    — Beej [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  23. #2840
    Gigolo, not juggalo.
    — Beej, correcting Ian [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
  24. #2839
    And now the game truly begins.
    — Ian [2016-04-30]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
  25. #2838
    Is that the boobed one?
    — Beej [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import