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  1. #2837
    I bet they have a line on bees.
    — Paul [2016-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  2. #2836
    You know, if you're a view-bot, you have to tell me.
    — Graham [2016-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  3. #2835
    You can never get rid of me.
    — Julie, to Cam [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  4. #2834
    I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually.
    — Cam [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  5. #2833
    It's your birthday, you can do anything you want. You can kill a man.
    — Alex [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  6. #2832
    You have to make *roll* 5 new characters.
    — Cam [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  7. #2831
    What's up, nerds? I've decided to become a full-on War lrrHAM .
    — Cameron [2016-06-16]
    None on New Day Tewsday
  8. #2830
    That's CLEARLY a donk.
    — Cameron [2016-06-16]
    Myst on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #2829
    Hooray! We got nowhere!
    — Alex [2016-06-16]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  10. #2828
    Ye flask is fucked.
    — Alex [2016-06-16]
    Myst on Talking Simulator
  11. #2827
    We don't have a lid on our building...also known as a roof...
    — Paul [2016-06-16]
    Rust on 18 Games & Counting
  12. #2826
    I don't think I'm meant to die from my own farts...
    — Heather [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  13. #2825
    There's an up?
    — Ian [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  14. #2824
    You gotta try sucking him in.
    — Beej, to Heather [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  15. #2823
    Give that man's hair back!
    — Cori [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  16. #2822
    I shouldn't've tried to do what I just did.
    — Beej [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2821
    I really haven't seen Greninja in real life.
    — Heather [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  18. #2820
    I do not want to be held responsible for what people learn on that show.
    — Ian, of Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  19. #2819
    Oh yes! Jiggly!
    — Ian [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  20. #2818
    I... don't know how to TOUCH you...
    — Ian, singing [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  21. #2817
    I have an urge to Falco.
    — Ian [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  22. #2816
    And I found the pit... in my Peach...
    — Heather [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2815
    I was not expecting to explode in that manner.
    — Cori [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  24. #2814
    Bask in my Shulk! My shrink-wrapped Shulk!
    — Ian [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams
  25. #2812
    I don't need pants! I am She-Hulk!
    — Ian [2016-06-15]
    Super Smash Bros. for Wii U on Crossing the Streams