Quotes – LRRbot

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#3032

Now I smell like a hospital.

— Ian [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3031

Nobody wants a hairy blue spot.

— Beej [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3030

I am Doug Beejmans.

— Beej [2016-07-23]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#3028

Comic Sans: the best font ever.

— Graham [2016-07-23]
Creative on Adam's Gamehaüs
#3027

I am banned from like 16 countries.

— James [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3026

I'm too pretty to die.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3025

The only salt I get is my own tears.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3024

Don't do math!

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3023

These are the best victories: cheap and hollow victories.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3022

If any of you out there have an opportunity to have James as a friend, turn it down. It's not worth it.

— Adam [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3021

Never add salt to your eyes.

— Cameron [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3020

No! My math!

— Cameron [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3019

I've been pung.

— Cameron [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3018

No one even told me not to lose.

— Nelson [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3017

I am a hooligan.

— James [2016-07-22]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#3016

You have to eat more hot dogs! You've got to regrow your hand!

— Alex [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3015

Is there any more garbage we can eat?

— Cameron [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3014

I'll sleep YOU off! wait what?

— Cameron [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3013

I trust her as far as I can comfortably spit out a rat.

— Cameron [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3012

Don't start drinking when people say racist things. You'll die.

— Alex [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3011

Sodom below... yeah that's usually where that happens.

— Cameron [2016-07-21]
Bioshock Infinite on Talking Simulator
#3010

I hope everyone's been electrocuted.

— Alex [2016-07-20]
DISTRAINT on Let's NOPE
#3009

Honk the horse!

— Ian [2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
#3008

Is this why you have to controller yes?

— Ian [2016-07-18]
Jockey's Road on Matters of Import
#3007

The woman is not dead, Chat. The woman has just left this timeline.

— Ian [2016-07-18]
Densha de Go! 2 3000 on Matters of Import