Quotes – LRRbot

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#2789

Dr. Kirby is not allowed on thrill rides.

— Heather [2016-06-14]
Kirby: Planet Robobot on New Day Tewsday
#2788

Capicola Negligee... I think I've found my DJ name!

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2787

You can't cover the meat. That's what the meat's for.

— Heather [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2786

What type of computer sandwich do you enjoy?

— Heather [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2785

I should stop fiddling with my rubber bits.

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2784

Hair! Right! Hair! Other people have that.

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2783

You can't really stretch wood.

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2782

It's not going to scare you. It's just going to burn you.

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2781

Ooh! Fanny!

— Ian [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2780

You most certainly do, I'm pretty sure.

— Ian, being reassuring [2016-06-13]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2779

Ubisoft: I have a burning sensation. What is that?

— Paul [2016-06-13]
E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
#2778

Don't touch the Risks Elephant. Leave the Risks Elephant alone.

— Graham [2016-06-13]
E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
#2777

You just hacked that guy's face. Good job. You hacked his throat with your elbow.

— Paul [2016-06-13]
E3 2016 on CheckPoint Plus
#2776

Uh-oh! You popped Bread Girl!

— Ian [2016-06-12]
THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
#2775

I wonder if we can try feeding a girl to herself...

— Ian [2016-06-12]
THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
#2774

Do we need to move you around and make you bigger?

— Ian, to Heather [2016-06-12]
THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
#2773

I'm sorry lacrosse-chan, I didn't touch your face when I was supposed to.

— Ian [2016-06-12]
Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
#2772

Beej, you'll be a child of some sort.

— Ian [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2771

Are we able to define what it is that we are doing?

— Graham [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2770

Edmonton is very securely attached to the crust of the planet.

— Cori [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2769

I hope I don't end up murdered.

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2768

He plays golf, and poops.

— Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2767

I can just feel my taint shrinking.

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2766

I'm tasting the octopus.

— Heather [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2765

I'm tasting a lot of back end here!

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive