Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2655
Pinchy times equals bad fun.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2654
Thank you for alleviating our stupidity.
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Alex,
to chat
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2653
You can see the little balls, that retract when I pull them back.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2652
Let's turn it down to speed.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2651
We can have Faygo on tap!
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2650
Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around.
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Heather
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2649
That will be the safe-esque option.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2648
Let's be a little bit safe.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2647
Don't do this, you... anyone.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2646
I'm sorry. I don't have any meat-related tools.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2645
Um... It's a sex thing.
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2644
Bustin' makes me feel good.
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2643
Let's just do a test screw and see if it feels right. Yes, that just goes in nice and easy.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2642
I'm being told it's referred to as a "bone folder" which sounds like something I'd keep my bones in so I don't lose them.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2641
It's like coding. You have to declare your buffalos first.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2640
Ian is not some people.
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Heather
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2639
No wait, I have a better idea. I mean a worse idea.
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2638
The cheese is interfacing.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2637
I certainly hope that ham ironing isn't a thing on PornHub.
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2636
You shouldn't ask where you went wrong. Ask where you went right.
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Heather
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2635
New ham, who dis?
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2634
Tonight, on Tinker Tailer Solder Fry, watch a person die!
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2633
Aww, now people are going to actually take me seriously.
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Alex
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2632
Don't tell anyone, boys and girls. I am a witch. I'm sorry, a "seamstress".
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Heather
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2631
The Canadian economy is exporting softwoods that get pulped into sawdust and pumped into hams.
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Ian
[2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry