Quotes – LRRbot

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#2752

I can count... which will be good for deck-building.

— Alex [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2751

I'm going to do the full George R.R. Martin here: Every time you ask me to play a green card, I kill a Stark.

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2750

Green cards... Gross!

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2749

I'm feeling spicy.

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2748

Don't worry, we will not take this land from you. You may lie here on this land forever.

— Cameron [2016-06-09]
None on Unknown
#2747

Is this what Storm feels like?

— Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-09]
Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
#2746

There's a certain artistry to where you put your junk.

— Alex [2016-06-09]
Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
#2745

I don't believe you, SkyMan!

— Alex [2016-06-09]
Half-Life on Talking Simulator
#2744

Fake gamer door.

— Alex [2016-06-09]
Half-Life on Talking Simulator
#2743

It's a quote now. I got quoted. I forget that there's quotes all the time.

— Kate [2016-06-08]
35mm on Let's NOPE
#2742

I got Drumpfed once.

— Kate [2016-06-08]
35mm on Let's NOPE
#2741

I was reading Chat, like a scrub.

— Kate [2016-06-08]
35mm on Let's NOPE
#2740

Dude, even the radio's bleeding.

— Alex [2016-06-08]
35mm on Let's NOPE
#2739

Are we mining dogecoin?

— Cameron [2016-06-07]
Total War: WARHAMMER on New Day Tewsday
#2738

Inverse nipple-matics.

— Beej [2016-06-06]
Dead or Alive 2 on Matters of Import
#2737

I think my skin's just weird.

— Graham [2016-06-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2736

I don't know what James does with his... brain.

— Felix [2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
#2735

It just means I can do it at home, in my pajamas, while having a beer... or two... or six.

— Ashley [2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
#2734

Just don't pay attention to it, it's fine, no one will ever know it's crooked, oh my god I'm going to know it's crooked forever.

— Felix [2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
#2733

More heads!

— James [2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
#2732

I have a head!

— Ashley [2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
#2731

Beej, the answer is your prostate.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2730

WHY CAN'T I PEE?!?!

— Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2729

Boo comes from behind...

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2728

Who wants to die as they lived? Inhaling molten rock?

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams