Quotes – LRRbot

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#2921

The food ran out. You gotta eat lead.

— Alex [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2920

I've seen people keep a lot of *** inside them.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2918

We've had a long day, alright, Alex! Daddy needs his medicine!

— Cameron, after downing 2 bottles of liquor in-game [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2917

LOL! I'm a murderer!

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2916

The great ethical conundrum: murder children, or not murder children?

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2915

Maybe he's mad now that I've electrocuted him.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2914

Uh oh, now we have health bars.

— Cameron [2016-07-07]
BioShock on Talking Simulator
#2913

The ocean is closed and I'm not buying a membership.

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2912

Just let me needy...

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2911

I can yell... maybe?

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2910

I'm going to explode, so let's go.

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2909

I'm not buying an ocean membership!

— Heather [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2908

We'll be back... short-lish...

— Cori [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2907

You lived! ... a little bit...

— Heather, to Cori [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2906

I'm dead now. I hope you're happy. I will haunt you.

— Cori [2016-07-06]
Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
#2905

Does the Chat have object permanence problems?!

— Alex [2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
#2904

Taste it! Ass...

— Graham [2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
#2903

I am a healthy human worm baby.

— Alex [2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
#2902

I identify as 'other meat.'

— Graham [2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
#2901

I've never tried it.

— Graham, in reference to eating human flesh [2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
#2900

I guess Jim is just a scurb.

— Alex [2016-07-06]
Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
#2899

You! Bottom left right leg! Stop lollygagging! Move faster!

— Paul [2016-07-05]
Inside on New Day Tewsday
#2898

A Doge body pillow would be pretty amazing.

— Ian [2016-07-04]
Inside on New Day Tewsday
#2897

Know what was great about the 90s? No lrrEFF ing waifu hug pillows!

— Beej [2016-07-04]
Inside on New Day Tewsday
#2896

Magic nice rear earth

— Siri [2016-07-04]
Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import