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#2727

Everyone become balls!

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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#2726

YOU'RE the reason Firefly was canceled!

— Ian, to Heather [2016-06-01]
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#2725

My monkey can't remember its mother's eyes.

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2724

Flimp the Chimp.

— Beej [2016-06-01]
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#2723

This is why we're getting a divorce.

— Ian, to Beej [2016-06-01]
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#2722

You're the worst at jump rope... I remember *** people like you in... no wait...

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2721

Hold on... I've got some balls to put in you!

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2720

Thank... NO!

— Ian, upon learning the controls [2016-06-01]
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#2719

It's just that I enjoy pulling out your life-force.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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#2718

Look at Daisy's dead eyes...

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2717

I had 6 dollars... I was going to buy coffee... I'm going to go cry in my hotel, that I own.

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2716

I'm Matt LeBlanc.

— Ian, monotone [2016-06-01]
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#2715

I'M CHRIS EVANS!

— Beej [2016-06-01]
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#2714

You've got to grip the base and just shake it.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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#2713

Beej! Time to scrub your balls!

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2712

Two is not half of three!

— Heather [2016-06-01]
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#2711

I trusted the fungus once... It was great!

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2710

Hang onto your... grandmas? Grandma's dead!

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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#2709

First off, who needs all their teeth?

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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#2708

Some foreign ghost just comes in and raises the property out from under us.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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#2707

Eat shit! Eat MY shit!

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
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#2705

Let's go break stuff.

— Ian and Beej [2016-06-01]
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#2703

Break up with your boyfriend... Let's play the scissor game again...

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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#2702

I'M RICH! ... I'm in last place.

— Beej [2016-06-01]
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#2701

Heather: confirmed Anti-Liam Neeson.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
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