Quotes – LRRbot

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#2686

Beej, you're the reason we have a proportional tax code.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2685

Goddamn Millennials... Everyone gets a star?

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2684

I don't think you should eat candy you fished out of the river. That seems like a bad idea.

— Heather [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2683

I'm a princess.

— Ian [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2682

Boo's turn? That's me!

— Cameron, repeatedly [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2681

I'm supposed to be dead... This is supposed to END suffering.

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2680

Ride the Dolphin Shut.

— Cameron [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2679

Ian, you had hair at the time.

— Beej [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2678

I'm not sure I want to be a part of this sandwich.

— Heather [2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
#2677

But this game looks good... *beat* better...

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Pesadelo - Regressão on Watch and Play
#2676

Do you have the condiments? Yes. We have salt. and pepper. and hammer.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
#2675

I don't HAVE a Gerald... that I'm aware of.

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
#2674

I don't WANT a Gerald.

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
#2673

Press F to toggle respects.

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
#2672

Trigger Warning: This Game

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2671

PLEASE... PLEASE eat the WIDEST part of my ass...

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2670

In the Watch and Play industry, this is what we call 'toilets.'

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2669

Man, my brain has really low-fi.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2668

I want to see what the next post on Hellstagram is.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2667

This is, strictly speaking, like Dark Souls.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2666

Yeah, you bounced off not-Mars.

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
#2665

Ever forward. Never learning.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
#2664

Did we go THROUGH a planet?

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
#2663

I was promised Valhalla! WHY GOD?! THIS WAS MY DESTINY!

— Alex, regarding hitting an invisible wall before the sub-ocean [2016-06-01]
Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
#2662

I can see the squares in this desert.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play