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  1. #2909
    I'm not buying an ocean membership!
    — Heather [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  2. #2908
    We'll be back... short-lish...
    — Cori [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  3. #2907
    You lived! ... a little bit...
    — Heather, to Cori [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2906
    I'm dead now. I hope you're happy. I will haunt you.
    — Cori [2016-07-06]
    Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2905
    Does the Chat have object permanence problems?!
    — Alex [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  6. #2904
    Taste it! Ass...
    — Graham [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  7. #2903
    I am a healthy human worm baby.
    — Alex [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  8. #2902
    I identify as 'other meat.'
    — Graham [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  9. #2901
    I've never tried it.
    — Graham, in reference to eating human flesh [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  10. #2900
    I guess Jim is just a scurb.
    — Alex [2016-07-06]
    Nightfall: Escape on Let's NOPE
  11. #2899
    You! Bottom left right leg! Stop lollygagging! Move faster!
    — Paul [2016-07-05]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  12. #2898
    A Doge body pillow would be pretty amazing.
    — Ian [2016-07-04]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  13. #2897
    Know what was great about the 90s? No lrrEFF ing waifu hug pillows!
    — Beej [2016-07-04]
    Inside on New Day Tewsday
  14. #2896
    Magic nice rear earth
    — Siri [2016-07-04]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  15. #2895
    The darkest timeline is the one where I'm still in it.
    — Ian [2016-07-04]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  16. #2894
    Heal yourself until you die.
    — Beej [2016-07-04]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  17. #2893
    Arthritis hurts my fingers because I'm an old lady.
    — Kate [2016-07-03]
    Rhythm Tengoku: The Best Plus on Rhythm Cafe
  18. #2892
    <mublish and profanity>
    — Alex, regarding RNG [2016-07-01]
    Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
  19. #2891
    Go to my black hole!
    — Alex [2016-07-01]
    Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
  20. #2890
    White: my greatest fear.
    — Cameron [2016-07-01]
    Nightmare: The Video Board game on AFK
  21. #2889
    I paid good money for stick!
    — Cameron [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  22. #2888
    Who threw out a perfectly good arm?
    — Cameron [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  23. #2887
    In case of emergency... FUCK!
    — Alex [2016-06-30]
    System Shock 2 on Talking Simulator
  24. #2886
    Oh yeah, I've got loot. Wait, no I don't. What the hell, where's all my loot?
    — Graham [2016-06-29]
    Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams
  25. #2885
    Babies get away with a lot.
    — Paul [2016-06-29]
    Diablo III: Reaper of Souls on Crossing the Streams

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