Quotes – LRRbot

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#2970

Yes, I dated Joe Namath. 93 to 94. Happiest years of my life.

— James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2969

I only like games with good controls.

— Cameron [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2968

I'm going to blame the number of balls. Just like World War II.

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2967

I needed more D!

— Cori [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2966

Don't get trapped in my D!

— Ian, to James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2965

Focus on the D, Ian.

— James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2964

I want less ball...

— Cori [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2963

With all this talk about balls and swell, I'm not happy.

— Ian [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2962

I jammed it in at LEAST 3 times...

— James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2961

I don't know if I like three balls.

— James [2016-07-13]
Videoball on Crossing the Streams
#2960

Pump that dog! Just keep pumpin' that dog!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2959

Roland: get in my belly!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2958

I don't wanna pump a dog! Oh no! OH WHY?! Why am I pumping dogs...?

— Alex [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2957

That's how this religion thing works, right? You talk to books?

— Alex [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2956

Swords and Words are both words.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2955

You can change from Steve to Storve.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
The First Templar on Watch and Play
#2954

You can just dip your nuts in the hot dog water.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2953

Oh shit! I climbed on the fire!

— Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2952

Put your tongue away, young man.

— Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2951

Assume the prayer position

— Graham, to Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2950

I have a vibrate button.

— Alex [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2949

The name's Steve Ghosterman!

— Graham [2016-07-13]
SCORE on Watch and Play
#2948

I can't stroke the katana? What a shame.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2947

We can't show you, in case it does exactly what we expect it to do.

— Graham [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play
#2946

I've never been so disappointed before to see a minigun in a video game.

— Alex [2016-07-13]
Led It Rain on Watch and Play