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  1. #2761
    Right in my... right in my everything.
    — Graham [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  2. #2760
    Slow Plains warning.
    — Serge [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  3. #2759
    I want a kitty-lock!
    — James [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  4. #2758
    People who were being helpful said you were at two.
    — Paul [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  5. #2757
    I brain-walked myself.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  6. #2756
    Mishra's Factory isn't very happy about it, but it can't do anything about it.
    — Graham [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  7. #2755
    I let it hang in the air a little bit there.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  8. #2754
    Santa Claus is like 'Whoa there, Billy! Settle down!'
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  9. #2753
    Red is on FIRE here.
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  10. #2752
    I can count... which will be good for deck-building.
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  11. #2751
    I'm going to do the full George R.R. Martin here: Every time you ask me to play a green card, I kill a Stark.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  12. #2750
    Green cards... Gross!
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  13. #2749
    I'm feeling spicy.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  14. #2748
    Don't worry, we will not take this land from you. You may lie here on this land forever.
    — Cameron [2016-06-09]
    None on Unknown
  15. #2747
    Is this what Storm feels like?
    — Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
  16. #2746
    There's a certain artistry to where you put your junk.
    — Alex [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
  17. #2745
    I don't believe you, SkyMan!
    — Alex [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life on Talking Simulator
  18. #2744
    Fake gamer door.
    — Alex [2016-06-09]
    Half-Life on Talking Simulator
  19. #2743
    It's a quote now. I got quoted. I forget that there's quotes all the time.
    — Kate [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  20. #2742
    I got Drumpfed once.
    — Kate [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  21. #2741
    I was reading Chat, like a scrub.
    — Kate [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  22. #2740
    Dude, even the radio's bleeding.
    — Alex [2016-06-08]
    35mm on Let's NOPE
  23. #2739
    Are we mining dogecoin?
    — Cameron [2016-06-07]
    Total War: WARHAMMER on New Day Tewsday
  24. #2738
    Inverse nipple-matics.
    — Beej [2016-06-06]
    Dead or Alive 2 on Matters of Import
  25. #2737
    I think my skin's just weird.
    — Graham [2016-06-06]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus