Quotes – LRRbot

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#2315

Why would _I_ disappoint the Chat?

— Heather, to Beej [2016-04-14]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2314

Sir, you made a loose play last round! We're here to revoke your Magic License!

— Graham [2016-04-14]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2313

lrrEFF you, coopers!

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2312

How are we supposed to beat Adam? He's just better at video games than we are.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2311

Why is everything my problem?

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2310

Paul actually turned down nacho dip? What the lrrEFF is wrong with him?!

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2309

Having Chat is like having 75, err... No, how many of there are you? 275 versions of my dad yelling at me while I play Solitaire.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2308

I'm staying positive because I'm largely ignoring Chat.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2307

I suppose we could buy pants... Those seem handy...

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2306

Look at me! I'm an asshole!

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2305

Oh good... We've got blood loss.

— Cameron, after his character has died [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2304

No, seriously... why is my groin burning? This is worse than prom.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2303

Our weird *** got through it.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2302

I didn't know we were going to get Ornstein as our first enemy.

— Cameron [2016-04-13]
DARK SOULS III on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
#2301

Having been successful once, I've pretty much figured this out.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2300

Your FACE is spreading...

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2299

Clearly, I'm not normal.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2298

I wish I could download more health... and download more energy... that'd be great.

— Paul [2016-04-13]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2297

Chat can't help you HERE! Nothing can help you here...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2296

Touching skulls is OK.

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2295

F... colon... chicken... 8 2...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2294

The I is for Ian. U is for Ian, too.

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2293

On a Mac... on a Mac... NORMAL things happen when pressing the meta keys...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2292

Let's play 'Boot up the computer'... That's a fun game...

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner
#2291

X makes... fucky.

— Ian [2016-04-12]
Strawberry Cubes on I, Horner