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  1. #2285
    I was in the ROOF?!
    — Cori [2016-04-12]
    Memory of a Broken Dimension on I, Horner
  2. #2284
    I want to live inside of that smell!
    — Kate [2016-04-12]
    S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky on IDDQDerp
  3. #2282
    I don't think I have enough entrails for that.
    — Paul [2016-04-11]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  4. #2281
    That's more better... except it isn't.
    — Paul [2016-04-11]
    Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis on Things on My Stream
  5. #2280
    Orange Pekot Calibrations.
    — Graham [2016-04-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  6. #2279
    'I should mute my watch' is a phrase I'm still not used to saying.
    — Graham [2016-04-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  7. #2278
    *whispering* I know what you've done...
    — Graham [2016-04-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  8. #2277
    Welcome to all you subs and dubs.
    — Graham [2016-04-11]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  9. #2276
    I regret this immediately!
    — Adam, regarding a 24-hour stream challenge [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  10. #2275
    I get a clue!
    — Adam [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  11. #2274
    I wish there was mana burn in this game again.
    — James [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  12. #2273
    I'm just a 30-pound fatter version of you
    — James, regarding Adam [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  13. #2272
    Aw, fuck, we do look the same!
    — Adam, of James [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  14. #2271
    I got to crack Clues and durdle, so I'm happy right now.
    — Kathleen [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #2270
    I'm pretty excited. I get to go live in the woods.
    — Adam [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #2269
    I just want to beat James. That's all.
    — Adam [2016-04-08]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #2268
    I'm Serge! I think you should Jund 'em out!
    — Alex [2016-04-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #2267
    Sometimes, you get the run-goods. Sometimes, you just get the runs.
    — Cameron [2016-04-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #2266
    It sounds like Alex stubbed his... body... on something?
    — Graham [2016-04-07]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  20. #2265
    You know what? It's 'shoes-off' time. That's what's happening here.
    — Cameron [2016-04-06]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  21. #2264
    Just LOOKING at you makes me angry!
    — Cameron [2016-04-06]
    XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron
  22. #2263
    This guy sleeps with his flamethrower...
    — Paul [2016-04-06]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  23. #2262
    Oh man, now I want to get all mixed up with cookies!
    — Graham [2016-04-06]
    Deus Ex: Invisible War on GPLP
  24. #2261
    The party is the thing that I do with other people.
    — Heather [2016-04-05]
    Hyrule Warriors on Heather's Handhelds
  25. #2260
    Give me face.
    — Beej [2016-04-04]
    Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog