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#41

It is tree sex time out here.

— Kathleen [2015-03-13]
#40

Do you want me to, like, burp or vomit or something so I can get in on this… trifecta?

— Graham [2015-03-14]
#39

I'm gonna give away these earrings. Let me just poop on them first.

— Kathleen [2015-03-16]
#38

I don't think I've ever had a fluffy poo.

— Kathleen [2015-03-13]
#37

I just wrap my loins in toilet paper. Saves time.

— Alex [2015-03-13]
#36

More VIT!

— Omega_Lairon
#35

I think I may have just had a tiny stroke.

— Cameron [2015-03-13]
#34

Our cats still staunchly refuse to get jobs.

— Graham [2015-02-27]
#33

I am no longer moist.

— Alex [2015-03-13]
#32

It's the antithesis of all that is good and right in the world: a treasure chest that bites you.

— Paul [2015-03-09]
#31

There is invisible siege weaponry, that only I can see… because I am being assisted by the soul of a door.

— Paul [2015-03-09]
#30

Retrospect is 20/20.

— Adam [2015-03-08]
#29

I kind of like the idea of a shipping container full of bootleg Botox catching fire in the port of Vancouver.

— Cameron [2015-03-05]
#28

Alright, let's just chug a fetus.

— Cameron [2015-03-05]
#27

We now have mutilated baby heads everywhere. I hope you're happy with yourself.

— Serge [2015-03-07]
#26

I'm so moist.

— Paul [2015-03-02]
#25

Egg salad sandwich is kind of a serial killer food.

— Adam [2015-03-03]
#24

We are the most professional stream on Twitch.

— Alex [2015-03-03]
#23

Oh god, I ate every bit of that man!!

— Alex [2015-03-03]
#22

I don't *open* boxes. I smash them into tiny bits.

— Graham [2015-02-27]
#21

You gotta wear a lambskin if you gonna be docking.

— Alex [2015-02-24]
#19

I frequently get rabies.

— Alex [2015-02-24]
#18

Could you not put a steering wheel up my *ss?

— Alex [2015-02-24]
#17

I bet if we gave crabs swords they'd be a lot scarier.

— Paul [2015-02-23]
#16

*James* plays Minecraft. How hard can it be?

— Adam [2015-02-17]