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  1. #405
    I figured out you can't block fire with a sword.
    — James [2015-07-02]
  2. #404
    Stop eating me, you stupid fish! I'll murder you! I'll murder you, you damn fish!
    — James [2015-07-02]
  3. #403
    Nope. I'm Kathleen now. It's canon.
    — Julie [2015-07-01]
  4. #402
    I had a pretty powerful quote about butts the other day
    — Serge [2015-07-01]
  5. #401
    Do you need me to lick the roof of your mouth?
    — Julie [2015-07-01]
  6. #400
    He's breaking my butt.
    — Julie [2015-07-01]
  7. #399
    It mocks me!
    — Paul [2015-07-01]
  8. #398
    If there's one thing Portal is good for, it's adding quotes to the quote database.
    — Paul [2015-07-01]
  9. #397
    That was not where I expected to boingy. I don't think I want to boingy there.
    — Paul [2015-07-01]
  10. #396
    Being shot by a laser wasn't part of the efficiency.
    — Paul [2015-07-01]
  11. #395
    Kids, are you stoking your eagle?
    — Paul [2015-07-01]
  12. #394
    I blued myself.
    — Paul [2015-07-01]
  13. #393
    And now.... I fall into the water!
    — Paul [2015-07-01]
  14. #392
    Hi, I like Beej but I occasionally hit him
    — Serge [2015-07-01]
  15. #391
    Your money's rolling away.
    — Serge [2015-06-30]
  16. #390
    Alright, let's swappy mappy thingy...
    — Serge [2015-06-30]
  17. #389
    SMASH THE STATE!
    — Alex
  18. #388
    They've already switched to butts language...
    — Serge [2015-06-30]
  19. #387
    I'm making progress... I don't quite know why, but I'm making progress.
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  20. #386
    I didn't expect that to work...
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  21. #385
    This clipboard will protect me!
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  22. #384
    I thought that was a window. Turns out there wasn't any glass.
    — Paul [2015-06-29]
  23. #383
    The trees have stopped having sex.
    — Graham [2015-06-29]
  24. #382
    Is this what being cocky feels like?
    — Ian [2015-06-27]
  25. #381
    Am I a bad person for seeing that coming and not warning you?
    — Paul [2015-06-27]