Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2588
Look! Stab find *** coins!
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Graham
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2587
I have a sticky die.
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Ian
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2586
Your generic name is Beard-Axe AxeBeard.
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Cameron
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2585
It's like you walked in on your parents naked or something!
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Graham,
to Beej
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2584
I like my taint where it is! It's dividing two very important things! It's my large hard-on collider!
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Beej
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2583
YOU WANT A GOOD LOOK AT MY TAINT?!
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Beej
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2582
You successfully disable it, in the sense that it is no longer enabled... because it is in your taint.
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Paul,
to Beej
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2581
No adi_pie no!
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Graham
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2580
I am retiring champion with my toe ruby.
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Ian
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2579
That's racist... I THINK?
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Graham,
regarding wandering monsters not getting hit by traps
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on AFK
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#2578
We have six books for you to read.
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Beej
[2016-05-20]
HeroQuest on New Day Tewsday
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#2577
I like the ones where Beej takes off his shirt!
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eatenbyagrue1988
[2016-05-20]
None on Unknown
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#2576
Do you ever roll your eyes so hard, you hear your skull crack?
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Cameron
[2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
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#2575
You're a *** that won't flush.
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Alex
[2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
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#2574
Let me think about what I'm trying to say here before I open my goddamned mouth!
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Cameron
[2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
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#2573
Ew... your shields touched.
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Cameron
[2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
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#2572
I am going to put some pants on.
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Alex
[2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
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#2571
I need to concentrate.
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Alex,
while disrobing
[2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
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#2570
Ooh! Right in the mommy daddy button!
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Cameron
[2016-05-19]
Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
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#2569
What? I was dead there!
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Graham
[2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2568
Say hi to James. No matter what he's doing. Peeing in the middle of a game with a mouth full of food... whatever.
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Graham
[2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
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#2567
We're not landed gentry.
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Graham
[2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
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#2566
I'm getting got! Penelope, I'm gonna get got here.
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Graham
[2016-05-19]
Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
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#2565
I am the Matrix!
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Ian
[2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
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#2564
lrrEFF you! lrrEFF you to death! lrrEFF your whole lineage!
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
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