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  1. #2659
    Dude, I didn't come here for answers... I came here for SWEET LOOT!
    — Alex [2016-05-31]
    Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
  2. #2658
    Two men enter. Three men leave.
    — Cameron [2016-05-31]
    Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
  3. #2657
    I'm an Internet clown, and also a theoretical chemist.
    — Cameron [2016-05-31]
    Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
  4. #2656
    Just give it the Bob Saget!
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #2655
    Pinchy times equals bad fun.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #2654
    Thank you for alleviating our stupidity.
    — Alex, to chat [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #2653
    You can see the little balls, that retract when I pull them back.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #2652
    Let's turn it down to speed.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #2651
    We can have Faygo on tap!
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #2650
    Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around.
    — Heather [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #2649
    That will be the safe-esque option.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #2648
    Let's be a little bit safe.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #2647
    Don't do this, you... anyone.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #2646
    I'm sorry. I don't have any meat-related tools.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #2645
    Um... It's a sex thing.
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #2644
    Bustin' makes me feel good.
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #2643
    Let's just do a test screw and see if it feels right. Yes, that just goes in nice and easy.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #2642
    I'm being told it's referred to as a "bone folder" which sounds like something I'd keep my bones in so I don't lose them.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #2641
    It's like coding. You have to declare your buffalos first.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #2640
    Ian is not some people.
    — Heather [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #2639
    No wait, I have a better idea. I mean a worse idea.
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #2638
    The cheese is interfacing.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #2637
    I certainly hope that ham ironing isn't a thing on PornHub.
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #2636
    You shouldn't ask where you went wrong. Ask where you went right.
    — Heather [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #2635
    New ham, who dis?
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry