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  1. #2683
    I'm a princess.
    — Ian [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  2. #2682
    Boo's turn? That's me!
    — Cameron, repeatedly [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  3. #2681
    I'm supposed to be dead... This is supposed to END suffering.
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2680
    Ride the Dolphin Shut.
    — Cameron [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  5. #2679
    Ian, you had hair at the time.
    — Beej [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  6. #2678
    I'm not sure I want to be a part of this sandwich.
    — Heather [2016-06-01]
    Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
  7. #2677
    But this game looks good... *beat* better...
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Pesadelo - Regressão on Watch and Play
  8. #2676
    Do you have the condiments? Yes. We have salt. and pepper. and hammer.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
  9. #2675
    I don't HAVE a Gerald... that I'm aware of.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
  10. #2674
    I don't WANT a Gerald.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
  11. #2673
    Press F to toggle respects.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Bubonic: Outbreak on Watch and Play
  12. #2672
    Trigger Warning: This Game
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  13. #2671
    PLEASE... PLEASE eat the WIDEST part of my ass...
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  14. #2670
    In the Watch and Play industry, this is what we call 'toilets.'
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  15. #2669
    Man, my brain has really low-fi.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  16. #2668
    I want to see what the next post on Hellstagram is.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  17. #2667
    This is, strictly speaking, like Dark Souls.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
  18. #2666
    Yeah, you bounced off not-Mars.
    — Graham [2016-06-01]
    Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
  19. #2665
    Ever forward. Never learning.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
  20. #2664
    Did we go THROUGH a planet?
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
  21. #2663
    I was promised Valhalla! WHY GOD?! THIS WAS MY DESTINY!
    — Alex, regarding hitting an invisible wall before the sub-ocean [2016-06-01]
    Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
  22. #2662
    I can see the squares in this desert.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
  23. #2661
    I got an achievement for dying!
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
  24. #2660
    It's like playing Resident Evil... with tongs... at a distance.
    — Alex [2016-06-01]
    Experience 112 on Watch and Play
  25. #2659
    Dude, I didn't come here for answers... I came here for SWEET LOOT!
    — Alex [2016-05-31]
    Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday