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#2563

I have a box!

— Ian [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2562

When you get to hell, tell them I sent you, there's a group discount!

— Cam [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2561

Go on, Serge! Just yank me off!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2560

I don't know how to punch people. All I know how to do is climb.

— Serge [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2559

We're doing this in the nude.

— Cameron [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2558

Fight with the meat!

— Graham [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2557

I've grabbed ahold of my own ear.

— Cameron [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
#2556

I've actually been a 3D model since 2013.

— Cameron [2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Watch and Play
#2555

This is a mild circle of video game Hell, where all the broken geometry goes to die.

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
#2554

I can still shoot when I'm dead!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
#2553

We lost framerate from dying.

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
#2552

Piss! Cocks! How?!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
#2551

I haven't even played regular truck!

— Alex [2016-05-18]
SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
#2550

We went to hopsital and hopsital was a bad idea...

— Graham [2016-05-18]
Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
#2549

You seem like you need skin.

— Graham [2016-05-18]
Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
#2548

Can I cash these thats in?

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
#2547

Dude, it just dubsteps me right out.

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
#2546

Go home, anime. You're drunk.

— Alex [2016-05-18]
Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
#2545

I'm scared. I'm always scared. Then there's a brief moment of excitement, then despair.

— Alex, regarding Watch & Play [2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
#2544

I hope Time Ramesside has updated again.

— Alex [2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
#2543

I think it's flirting with you.

— Alex, regarding the 3-headed dragon boss [2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
#2542

I'm just leaving blood everywhere... because I can.

— Paul [2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
#2541

Zoo Race? 10 out of 10. Full Stop.

— Alex [2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
#2540

I would rate this sandy beige.

— Alex [2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
#2539

Are you saying he has Amiibo poisoning?

— Alex [2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday