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  1. #2634
    Tonight, on Tinker Tailer Solder Fry, watch a person die!
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  2. #2633
    Aww, now people are going to actually take me seriously.
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  3. #2632
    Don't tell anyone, boys and girls. I am a witch. I'm sorry, a "seamstress".
    — Heather [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  4. #2631
    The Canadian economy is exporting softwoods that get pulped into sawdust and pumped into hams.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  5. #2630
    He gets whacked in the back of the head, a bunch of stars come out, and he falls asleep.
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #2629
    I'm distracted by the roasting-Beej comments.
    — Heather [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #2628
    That's how we're going to lose our channel - by spitroasting Beej.
    — Alex [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #2627
    These are sewing needles. Do not put them in your mouth.
    — Ian [2016-05-30]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #2626
    Windows: We're not friends. We're just coworkers. Settle down.
    — Paul [2016-05-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  10. #2625
    Thanks for all that money, LOSERS!
    — Paul [2016-05-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  11. #2624
    Even porn isn't free from pedantry.
    — Graham [2016-05-30]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  12. #2623
    I kinda resent that you're applying actual logic to this puzzle.
    — Alex [2016-05-28]
    Creative on Unknown
  13. #2622
    "Chalky" is the word I associate with nuts.
    — Ian [2016-05-28]
    Creative on Unknown
  14. #2621
    As Stalin said when he inspected the rotting produce of the Ukraine, these beats are bad.
    — Ian [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  15. #2620
    I keep hearing a dong in my ears.
    — Beej [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  16. #2619
    Well, I guess I'm going to board out Blood Useless.
    — Graham [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  17. #2618
    Do I take the 3-mana 1/1 or the 2-mana 1/1?
    — Adam [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  18. #2617
    Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I can't be responsible for them.
    — Beej [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  19. #2616
    I'm getting a request. I'm getting multiple requests. Stop requesting.
    — Beej [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  20. #2615
    The *** is flanking?
    — Adam [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  21. #2614
    Chat's approval means a lot to me.
    — Cam [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  22. #2613
    I have empty journals at home like nobody's business.
    — Cameron [2016-05-26]
    The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
  23. #2612
    I've never seen karma pay off that fast...
    — Cameron [2016-05-26]
    The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
  24. #2611
    This is going to be a really gorgeous place to die.
    — Alex [2016-05-26]
    The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
  25. #2610
    Is this the shepherd pit?
    — Cameron [2016-05-26]
    Dear Esther on Talking Simulator