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#2530

*Uncontrollable laughter*

— Alex, from the other room
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2529

I'm not going to be here while he's drilling, are you nuts?

— Graham [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2528

Let's try to be straight.

— Ian [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2527

I think, if I'm remembering correctly, I know why I'm confident in doing this.

— Ian [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2526

I'm going to take this off slowly. This is going to be real tight.

— Ian [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2525

It's easier for me to go down.

— Ian [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2524

Ian is doing something really unexpected and dangerous, and I don't want to die.

— Heather [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2523

Let's get this top off.

— Ian [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2522

That smells like pork soda.

— Alex [2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2521

Whatever involves more insertion. Don't take that out of context.

— Compeatly [2016-05-16]
None on CheckPoint Plus
#2520

Turns out this whole PAX thing is popular.

— Paul [2016-05-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2519

Beej... I don't want to lrrEFF an owl!

— Alex [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2518

Do you want to eat a sword or a lava monster?

— Alex [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2517

I want to eat Iron Man because he's crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle.

— Alex [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2516

I will vomit INTO you.

— Cameron, to Beej [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2515

Yeah, I wouldn't do that again

— beej [2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2514

My cord isn't long enough.

— Ian [2016-05-14]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2512

You got to see his peen-stache, it's amazing. His dick looks like an old timey villain.

— Graham [2016-05-13]
None on Unknown
#2511

Shut the *** up, I'm looking at noodles!

— Alex [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2510

Our demands are fudgy donut!

— Cori [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2509

Rip and tear Jesus!

— Alex [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2508

The computer has assessed the threat as being demons.

— Alex [2016-05-13]
DOOM on Let's NOPE
#2507

Don't have kids. They're gross.

— Kathleen [2016-05-12]
Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
#2506

Aren't all C-sections technically done at knifepoint?

— Kathleen [2016-05-12]
Radiant Historia on Kathleen Saves the World
#2505

We're going to stop making bad decisions any second now.

— Cameron, while streaming at 5am [2016-05-12]
XCOM 2 on A Swiftly Tilting Cameron