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#2671

PLEASE... PLEASE eat the WIDEST part of my ass...

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2670

In the Watch and Play industry, this is what we call 'toilets.'

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2669

Man, my brain has really low-fi.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2668

I want to see what the next post on Hellstagram is.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2667

This is, strictly speaking, like Dark Souls.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Inside: Before Birth on Watch and Play
#2666

Yeah, you bounced off not-Mars.

— Graham [2016-06-01]
Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
#2665

Ever forward. Never learning.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
#2664

Did we go THROUGH a planet?

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Norman's Sky on Watch and Play
#2663

I was promised Valhalla! WHY GOD?! THIS WAS MY DESTINY!

— Alex, regarding hitting an invisible wall before the sub-ocean [2016-06-01]
Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
#2662

I can see the squares in this desert.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
#2661

I got an achievement for dying!

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Desert Thunder: Strike Force on Watch and Play
#2660

It's like playing Resident Evil... with tongs... at a distance.

— Alex [2016-06-01]
Experience 112 on Watch and Play
#2659

Dude, I didn't come here for answers... I came here for SWEET LOOT!

— Alex [2016-05-31]
Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
#2658

Two men enter. Three men leave.

— Cameron [2016-05-31]
Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
#2657

I'm an Internet clown, and also a theoretical chemist.

— Cameron [2016-05-31]
Fallout 4 on New Day Tewsday
#2656

Just give it the Bob Saget!

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2655

Pinchy times equals bad fun.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2654

Thank you for alleviating our stupidity.

— Alex, to chat [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2653

You can see the little balls, that retract when I pull them back.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2652

Let's turn it down to speed.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2651

We can have Faygo on tap!

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2650

Ian's like: oh, my power tools aren't exciting when there isn't blood around.

— Heather [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2649

That will be the safe-esque option.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2648

Let's be a little bit safe.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2647

Don't do this, you... anyone.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry