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  1. #2853
    A little bit of a grease period... It's not pleasant.
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  2. #2852
    That's really stupid. I love it!
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  3. #2851
    Certain types of drugs do alter your personal gravity.
    — Paul [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  4. #2850
    My dying skills are on point, yo!
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  5. #2849
    I was absolutely not expecting this and I'm super on-board with it.
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  6. #2848
    I'm not overwhelmed. I'm not underwhelmed. I'm just whelmed.
    — Paul [2016-06-21]
    Trials of the Blood Dragon on New Day Tewsday
  7. #2847
    We got the D! Gotta have that D! We got the D!
    — Graham, singing [2016-06-21]
    Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
  8. #2846
    Eat it, bitrate!
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
  9. #2845
    I think the barfing robot is a checkpoint?
    — Graham [2016-06-21]
    Mighty No. 9 on New Day Tewsday
  10. #2844
    Pagans are, conversely, not mostly tropical.
    — PhoenixMelior [2016-06-20]
    None on Unknown
  11. #2843
    At the sound of the trees, the time will be exactly 11PM.
    — Ian [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  12. #2842
    Can we please find the man who contains the plot?
    — Ian [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  13. #2841
    God, just barging into people's places and commenting on their chests.
    — Beej [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  14. #2840
    Gigolo, not juggalo.
    — Beej, correcting Ian [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
  15. #2839
    And now the game truly begins.
    — Ian [2016-04-30]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Unknown
  16. #2838
    Is that the boobed one?
    — Beej [2016-06-20]
    Mahou Kishi Rayearth on Matters of Import
  17. #2837
    I bet they have a line on bees.
    — Paul [2016-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  18. #2836
    You know, if you're a view-bot, you have to tell me.
    — Graham [2016-06-20]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #2835
    You can never get rid of me.
    — Julie, to Cam [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  20. #2834
    I split my parties all the time. It's great, actually.
    — Cam [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  21. #2833
    It's your birthday, you can do anything you want. You can kill a man.
    — Alex [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  22. #2832
    You have to make *roll* 5 new characters.
    — Cam [2016-06-17]
    Dungeons & Dragons on AFK
  23. #2831
    What's up, nerds? I've decided to become a full-on War lrrHAM .
    — Cameron [2016-06-16]
    None on New Day Tewsday
  24. #2830
    That's CLEARLY a donk.
    — Cameron [2016-06-16]
    Myst on CheckPoint Plus
  25. #2829
    Hooray! We got nowhere!
    — Alex [2016-06-16]
    Myst on Talking Simulator