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  1. #2776
    Uh-oh! You popped Bread Girl!
    — Ian [2016-06-12]
    THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
  2. #2775
    I wonder if we can try feeding a girl to herself...
    — Ian [2016-06-12]
    THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
  3. #2774
    Do we need to move you around and make you bigger?
    — Ian, to Heather [2016-06-12]
    THE iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage on Rhythm Cafe
  4. #2773
    I'm sorry lacrosse-chan, I didn't touch your face when I was supposed to.
    — Ian [2016-06-12]
    Games + Demos on Rhythm Cafe
  5. #2772
    Beej, you'll be a child of some sort.
    — Ian [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  6. #2771
    Are we able to define what it is that we are doing?
    — Graham [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  7. #2770
    Edmonton is very securely attached to the crust of the planet.
    — Cori [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  8. #2769
    I hope I don't end up murdered.
    — Beej [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  9. #2768
    He plays golf, and poops.
    — Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  10. #2767
    I can just feel my taint shrinking.
    — Beej [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  11. #2766
    I'm tasting the octopus.
    — Heather [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  12. #2765
    I'm tasting a lot of back end here!
    — Beej [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  13. #2764
    It tastes like a tree!
    — Alex [2016-06-11]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  14. #2763
    I was doing so much better when I thought I'd won.
    — Graham [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  15. #2762
    An orgy of autophagy!
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  16. #2761
    Right in my... right in my everything.
    — Graham [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  17. #2760
    Slow Plains warning.
    — Serge [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  18. #2759
    I want a kitty-lock!
    — James [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  19. #2758
    People who were being helpful said you were at two.
    — Paul [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  20. #2757
    I brain-walked myself.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  21. #2756
    Mishra's Factory isn't very happy about it, but it can't do anything about it.
    — Graham [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  22. #2755
    I let it hang in the air a little bit there.
    — Cameron [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  23. #2754
    Santa Claus is like 'Whoa there, Billy! Settle down!'
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  24. #2753
    Red is on FIRE here.
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK
  25. #2752
    I can count... which will be good for deck-building.
    — Alex [2016-06-10]
    Magic: The Gathering on AFK