Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2538
Welp. Time to eat a baby.
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Paul
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2537
From now on, "!findquote butts" is "the song of my people".
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eatenbyagrue1988
[2016-05-17]
None on Unknown
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#2536
I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar.
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Graham
[2016-05-16]
None on Unknown
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#2535
They don't need your help. They're doing just fine.
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Graham,
referring to Smosh
[2016-05-16]
None on Unknown
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#2534
Sometimes you need to get hepatitis and not know why.
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Ian
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2533
You don't really want to overclock a sewing machine.
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Heather
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2532
Actually, there's a safer way for me to do this...
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Ian
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2531
That's a murderin' disk!
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Alex
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2530
*Uncontrollable laughter*
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Alex,
from the other room
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2529
I'm not going to be here while he's drilling, are you nuts?
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Graham
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2528
Let's try to be straight.
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Ian
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2527
I think, if I'm remembering correctly, I know why I'm confident in doing this.
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Ian
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2526
I'm going to take this off slowly. This is going to be real tight.
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Ian
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2525
It's easier for me to go down.
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Ian
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2524
Ian is doing something really unexpected and dangerous, and I don't want to die.
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Heather
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2523
Let's get this top off.
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Ian
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2522
That smells like pork soda.
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Alex
[2016-05-16]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
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#2521
Whatever involves more insertion. Don't take that out of context.
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Compeatly
[2016-05-16]
None on CheckPoint Plus
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#2520
Turns out this whole PAX thing is popular.
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Paul
[2016-05-16]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2519
Beej... I don't want to lrrEFF an owl!
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Alex
[2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2518
Do you want to eat a sword or a lava monster?
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Alex
[2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2517
I want to eat Iron Man because he's crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle.
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Alex
[2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2516
I will vomit INTO you.
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Cameron,
to Beej
[2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2515
Yeah, I wouldn't do that again
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beej
[2016-05-14]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
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#2514
My cord isn't long enough.
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Ian
[2016-05-14]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s