Quotes – LRRbot

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#2770

Edmonton is very securely attached to the crust of the planet.

— Cori [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2769

I hope I don't end up murdered.

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2768

He plays golf, and poops.

— Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
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#2767

I can just feel my taint shrinking.

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2766

I'm tasting the octopus.

— Heather [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2765

I'm tasting a lot of back end here!

— Beej [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2764

It tastes like a tree!

— Alex [2016-06-11]
LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
#2763

I was doing so much better when I thought I'd won.

— Graham [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2762

An orgy of autophagy!

— Alex [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2761

Right in my... right in my everything.

— Graham [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2760

Slow Plains warning.

— Serge [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2759

I want a kitty-lock!

— James [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2758

People who were being helpful said you were at two.

— Paul [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2757

I brain-walked myself.

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2756

Mishra's Factory isn't very happy about it, but it can't do anything about it.

— Graham [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2755

I let it hang in the air a little bit there.

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2754

Santa Claus is like 'Whoa there, Billy! Settle down!'

— Alex [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2753

Red is on FIRE here.

— Alex [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2752

I can count... which will be good for deck-building.

— Alex [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2751

I'm going to do the full George R.R. Martin here: Every time you ask me to play a green card, I kill a Stark.

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2750

Green cards... Gross!

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2749

I'm feeling spicy.

— Cameron [2016-06-10]
Magic: The Gathering on AFK
#2748

Don't worry, we will not take this land from you. You may lie here on this land forever.

— Cameron [2016-06-09]
None on Unknown
#2747

Is this what Storm feels like?

— Alex, to Cameron [2016-06-09]
Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator
#2746

There's a certain artistry to where you put your junk.

— Alex [2016-06-09]
Half-Life 2 on Talking Simulator