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  1. #2538
    Welp. Time to eat a baby.
    — Paul [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  2. #2537
    From now on, "!findquote butts" is "the song of my people".
    — eatenbyagrue1988 [2016-05-17]
    None on Unknown
  3. #2536
    I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar.
    — Graham [2016-05-16]
    None on Unknown
  4. #2535
    They don't need your help. They're doing just fine.
    — Graham, referring to Smosh [2016-05-16]
    None on Unknown
  5. #2534
    Sometimes you need to get hepatitis and not know why.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  6. #2533
    You don't really want to overclock a sewing machine.
    — Heather [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  7. #2532
    Actually, there's a safer way for me to do this...
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  8. #2531
    That's a murderin' disk!
    — Alex [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  9. #2530
    *Uncontrollable laughter*
    — Alex, from the other room
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  10. #2529
    I'm not going to be here while he's drilling, are you nuts?
    — Graham [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  11. #2528
    Let's try to be straight.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  12. #2527
    I think, if I'm remembering correctly, I know why I'm confident in doing this.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  13. #2526
    I'm going to take this off slowly. This is going to be real tight.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  14. #2525
    It's easier for me to go down.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  15. #2524
    Ian is doing something really unexpected and dangerous, and I don't want to die.
    — Heather [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  16. #2523
    Let's get this top off.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  17. #2522
    That smells like pork soda.
    — Alex [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #2521
    Whatever involves more insertion. Don't take that out of context.
    — Compeatly [2016-05-16]
    None on CheckPoint Plus
  19. #2520
    Turns out this whole PAX thing is popular.
    — Paul [2016-05-16]
    CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
  20. #2519
    Beej... I don't want to lrrEFF an owl!
    — Alex [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  21. #2518
    Do you want to eat a sword or a lava monster?
    — Alex [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  22. #2517
    I want to eat Iron Man because he's crunchy on the outside and chewy in the middle.
    — Alex [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  23. #2516
    I will vomit INTO you.
    — Cameron, to Beej [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  24. #2515
    Yeah, I wouldn't do that again
    — beej [2016-05-14]
    LoadingReadyLive on LoadingReadyLive
  25. #2514
    My cord isn't long enough.
    — Ian [2016-05-14]
    DARK SOULS III on Adam's GamehaĆ¼s