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  1. #2550
    We went to hopsital and hopsital was a bad idea...
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
  2. #2549
    You seem like you need skin.
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
  3. #2548
    Can I cash these thats in?
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
  4. #2547
    Dude, it just dubsteps me right out.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
  5. #2546
    Go home, anime. You're drunk.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
  6. #2545
    I'm scared. I'm always scared. Then there's a brief moment of excitement, then despair.
    — Alex, regarding Watch & Play [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  7. #2544
    I hope Time Ramesside has updated again.
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  8. #2543
    I think it's flirting with you.
    — Alex, regarding the 3-headed dragon boss [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  9. #2542
    I'm just leaving blood everywhere... because I can.
    — Paul [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  10. #2541
    Zoo Race? 10 out of 10. Full Stop.
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  11. #2540
    I would rate this sandy beige.
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  12. #2539
    Are you saying he has Amiibo poisoning?
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  13. #2538
    Welp. Time to eat a baby.
    — Paul [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  14. #2537
    From now on, "!findquote butts" is "the song of my people".
    — eatenbyagrue1988 [2016-05-17]
    None on Unknown
  15. #2536
    I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar.
    — Graham [2016-05-16]
    None on Unknown
  16. #2535
    They don't need your help. They're doing just fine.
    — Graham, referring to Smosh [2016-05-16]
    None on Unknown
  17. #2534
    Sometimes you need to get hepatitis and not know why.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  18. #2533
    You don't really want to overclock a sewing machine.
    — Heather [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  19. #2532
    Actually, there's a safer way for me to do this...
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  20. #2531
    That's a murderin' disk!
    — Alex [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  21. #2530
    *Uncontrollable laughter*
    — Alex, from the other room
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  22. #2529
    I'm not going to be here while he's drilling, are you nuts?
    — Graham [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  23. #2528
    Let's try to be straight.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  24. #2527
    I think, if I'm remembering correctly, I know why I'm confident in doing this.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
  25. #2526
    I'm going to take this off slowly. This is going to be real tight.
    — Ian [2016-05-16]
    Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry