LRRbot Quotes

Log in
Don't be a James.
Currently playing: Street Fighter 6 on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry [Watch live]
Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
  1. #2212
    I like spinning birds.
    — Ian [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
  2. #2211
    I COMPLETELY forgot what I just looked at.
    — Alex [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
  3. #2210
    I feel like I've just had a religious experience
    — Alex, regarding Saint Termite [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
  4. #2209
    I've never been so happy to be confused out of my mind.
    — Alex [2016-03-29]
    Samorost 3 on IDDQDerp
  5. #2208
    I ship it?
    — Alex [2016-03-29]
    Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam on Heather's Handhelds
  6. #2207
    I'm not going to hurt him, I'm just going to win.
    — Cori [2016-03-28]
  7. #2206
    There's a fetish for that.
    — Heather [2016-03-28]
  8. #2205
    All of my quotes are about toilets.
    — Cori [2016-03-28]
  9. #2204
    Why do you have water in your lungs, Hodor?!
    — Cori [2016-03-28]
  10. #2203
    We can say words, I guess.
    — Cori [2016-03-28]
  11. #2202
    Unfortunately, Beej's back has logged.
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  12. #2201
    The X is shooting at me!
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  13. #2200
    I'll jam a parrot in it!
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  14. #2199
    I get all of my information from strangely-intelligent parrots.
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  15. #2198
    Men who are not men? Women?
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  16. #2197
    I'm disappointed that it's fixed.
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  17. #2196
    Things that are different are bad.
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  18. #2195
    What I really want is an N64 controller... because I have 3 arms.
    — Paul [2016-03-28]
  19. #2194
    What the hell is local streaming?
    — Graham [2016-03-28]
  20. #2193
    Rhythm Tuesday: We tried.
    — Heather [2016-03-27]
  21. #2192
    Keep pushing!
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  22. #2191
    You need to survive the frog.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  23. #2190
    I am not a lizard man.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  24. #2189
    If you're going to quote me, at least use the right term.
    — Ian [2016-03-27]
  25. #2188
    Where in the body does the rocket gantry exist?
    — Ian [2016-03-27]