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#2633

Aww, now people are going to actually take me seriously.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2632

Don't tell anyone, boys and girls. I am a witch. I'm sorry, a "seamstress".

— Heather [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2631

The Canadian economy is exporting softwoods that get pulped into sawdust and pumped into hams.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2630

He gets whacked in the back of the head, a bunch of stars come out, and he falls asleep.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2629

I'm distracted by the roasting-Beej comments.

— Heather [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2628

That's how we're going to lose our channel - by spitroasting Beej.

— Alex [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2627

These are sewing needles. Do not put them in your mouth.

— Ian [2016-05-30]
Creative on Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry
#2626

Windows: We're not friends. We're just coworkers. Settle down.

— Paul [2016-05-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2625

Thanks for all that money, LOSERS!

— Paul [2016-05-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2624

Even porn isn't free from pedantry.

— Graham [2016-05-30]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2623

I kinda resent that you're applying actual logic to this puzzle.

— Alex [2016-05-28]
Creative on Unknown
#2622

"Chalky" is the word I associate with nuts.

— Ian [2016-05-28]
Creative on Unknown
#2621

As Stalin said when he inspected the rotting produce of the Ukraine, these beats are bad.

— Ian [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2620

I keep hearing a dong in my ears.

— Beej [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2619

Well, I guess I'm going to board out Blood Useless.

— Graham [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2618

Do I take the 3-mana 1/1 or the 2-mana 1/1?

— Adam [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2617

Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I can't be responsible for them.

— Beej [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2616

I'm getting a request. I'm getting multiple requests. Stop requesting.

— Beej [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2615

The *** is flanking?

— Adam [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2614

Chat's approval means a lot to me.

— Cam [2016-05-27]
Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
#2613

I have empty journals at home like nobody's business.

— Cameron [2016-05-26]
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
#2612

I've never seen karma pay off that fast...

— Cameron [2016-05-26]
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
#2611

This is going to be a really gorgeous place to die.

— Alex [2016-05-26]
The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
#2610

Is this the shepherd pit?

— Cameron [2016-05-26]
Dear Esther on Talking Simulator
#2609

I want to see a naked man run into the corner where the Mona Lisa is and then like fly up out of the Louvre and then hit the top of the Eiffel Tower. Speedrun tourism of Paris.

— Alex [2016-05-26]
Dear Esther on Talking Simulator