Quotes – LRRbot

Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.

#2479

Bullets... and pain.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2478

I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan.

— Alex [2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
#2477

No matter what, he can lrrEFF me. That's fine.

— Beej [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2476

Chat, it's your birthday! So write butts!

— Heather [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2475

Did you fall into a cutscene?

— Heather [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2474

If it's on fire, I think you maybe need to pull it out.

— Beej, regarding penises [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2473

Don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to!

— Beej [2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
#2472

Of course I want to toot my own horn! My horn is awesome!

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2471

This is a box of lies! A box of poop! A box of lying poop!

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2470

I feel like an orange would do pretty poorly in the light cycle.

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2469

Why do my legs always get infected?

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2468

Are you optimizing viruses?

— Paul [2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
#2467

Maybe you won't have resting evil face, Penelope?

— Kathleen [2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2466

I don't want to ACTUALLY be a vampire... because they don't exist.

— Kathleen [2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
#2465

I accept your better-manhood.

— Cameron [2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
#2464

You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!

— Cameron [2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
#2463

Eat my ass.

— Graham [2016-05-07]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
#2462

I won't punch the air. That seems dangerous.

— Alex [2016-05-06]
Demon's Souls on Let's NOPE
#2461

Don't kill the air, please. Do not kill the air.

— Graham, singing [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2460

And then it just LIVES... and that's all that happens.

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2459

I like the lrrHAM going! Let's lrrHAM go, everybody! Let's go to lrrHAM -ville!

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2458

Wank!

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2457

It's got the mens.

— James [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2456

Our decklist is a surprise... because it's terrible.

— Graham [2016-05-05]
Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
#2455

Never give a ghost morphine.

— Paul [2016-05-04]
Scribblenauts Unlimited on GPLP