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  1. #2573
    Ew... your shields touched.
    — Cameron [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  2. #2572
    I am going to put some pants on.
    — Alex [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  3. #2571
    I need to concentrate.
    — Alex, while disrobing [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on Talking Simulator
  4. #2570
    Ooh! Right in the mommy daddy button!
    — Cameron [2016-05-19]
    Dark Souls on New Day Tewsday
  5. #2569
    What? I was dead there!
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  6. #2568
    Say hi to James. No matter what he's doing. Peeing in the middle of a game with a mouth full of food... whatever.
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  7. #2567
    We're not landed gentry.
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
  8. #2566
    I'm getting got! Penelope, I'm gonna get got here.
    — Graham [2016-05-19]
    Magic: The Gathering on 18 Games & Counting
  9. #2565
    I am the Matrix!
    — Ian [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  10. #2564
    lrrEFF you! lrrEFF you to death! lrrEFF your whole lineage!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  11. #2563
    I have a box!
    — Ian [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  12. #2562
    When you get to hell, tell them I sent you, there's a group discount!
    — Cam [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  13. #2561
    Go on, Serge! Just yank me off!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  14. #2560
    I don't know how to punch people. All I know how to do is climb.
    — Serge [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  15. #2559
    We're doing this in the nude.
    — Cameron [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  16. #2558
    Fight with the meat!
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  17. #2557
    I've grabbed ahold of my own ear.
    — Cameron [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  18. #2556
    I've actually been a 3D model since 2013.
    — Cameron [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Watch and Play
  19. #2555
    This is a mild circle of video game Hell, where all the broken geometry goes to die.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
  20. #2554
    I can still shoot when I'm dead!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
  21. #2553
    We lost framerate from dying.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
  22. #2552
    Piss! Cocks! How?!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
  23. #2551
    I haven't even played regular truck!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
  24. #2550
    We went to hopsital and hopsital was a bad idea...
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
  25. #2549
    You seem like you need skin.
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play