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  1. #2621
    As Stalin said when he inspected the rotting produce of the Ukraine, these beats are bad.
    — Ian [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  2. #2620
    I keep hearing a dong in my ears.
    — Beej [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  3. #2619
    Well, I guess I'm going to board out Blood Useless.
    — Graham [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  4. #2618
    Do I take the 3-mana 1/1 or the 2-mana 1/1?
    — Adam [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  5. #2617
    Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I can't be responsible for them.
    — Beej [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  6. #2616
    I'm getting a request. I'm getting multiple requests. Stop requesting.
    — Beej [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  7. #2615
    The *** is flanking?
    — Adam [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  8. #2614
    Chat's approval means a lot to me.
    — Cam [2016-05-27]
    Magic: The Gathering Chaos Draft on AFK
  9. #2613
    I have empty journals at home like nobody's business.
    — Cameron [2016-05-26]
    The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
  10. #2612
    I've never seen karma pay off that fast...
    — Cameron [2016-05-26]
    The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
  11. #2611
    This is going to be a really gorgeous place to die.
    — Alex [2016-05-26]
    The Vanishing of Ethan Carter on Talking Simulator
  12. #2610
    Is this the shepherd pit?
    — Cameron [2016-05-26]
    Dear Esther on Talking Simulator
  13. #2609
    I want to see a naked man run into the corner where the Mona Lisa is and then like fly up out of the Louvre and then hit the top of the Eiffel Tower. Speedrun tourism of Paris.
    — Alex [2016-05-26]
    Dear Esther on Talking Simulator
  14. #2608
    I'm pretty sure the reason we don't win as often is because we use alt-lands.
    — James [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  15. #2607
    Do you like brown ice, James?
    — Morgan [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  16. #2606
    This game is stupid.
    — James [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  17. #2605
    He said they're very boring, and I said 'Yes, I accept your boring meetings.'
    — Morgan [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  18. #2604
    I seem to have corporeal bodily functions.
    — Morgan [2016-05-26]
    Magic: The Gathering Online on LRRMtG
  19. #2603
    Do you have 5 nuts?
    — James, to Alex [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  20. #2602
    Absolute horse bananas!
    — James [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  21. #2601
    Stick your healing rod up someone's butt...
    — Alex [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  22. #2600
    I also have this epic boner right now
    — James [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  23. #2599
    I... don't know you guys.
    — Cameron [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  24. #2598
    Yeah! Say my name, bitch!
    — Adam, to James [2016-05-25]
    Overwatch on Crossing the Streams
  25. #2597
    I know I'm holding out for a hero.
    — Graham [2016-05-24]
    Total War: WARHAMMER on New Day Tewsday