Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2738
Inverse nipple-matics.
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Beej
[2016-06-06]
Dead or Alive 2 on Matters of Import
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#2737
I think my skin's just weird.
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Graham
[2016-06-06]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2736
I don't know what James does with his... brain.
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Felix
[2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
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#2735
It just means I can do it at home, in my pajamas, while having a beer... or two... or six.
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Ashley
[2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
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#2734
Just don't pay attention to it, it's fine, no one will ever know it's crooked, oh my god I'm going to know it's crooked forever.
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Felix
[2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
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#2733
More heads!
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James
[2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
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#2732
I have a head!
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Ashley
[2016-06-03]
Lego on AFK
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#2731
Beej, the answer is your prostate.
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Ian
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2730
WHY CAN'T I PEE?!?!
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Beej
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2729
Boo comes from behind...
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2728
Who wants to die as they lived? Inhaling molten rock?
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2727
Everyone become balls!
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Ian
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2726
YOU'RE the reason Firefly was canceled!
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Ian,
to Heather
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2725
My monkey can't remember its mother's eyes.
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2724
Flimp the Chimp.
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Beej
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2723
This is why we're getting a divorce.
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Ian,
to Beej
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2722
You're the worst at jump rope... I remember *** people like you in... no wait...
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2721
Hold on... I've got some balls to put in you!
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2720
Thank... NO!
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Ian,
upon learning the controls
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2719
It's just that I enjoy pulling out your life-force.
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Ian
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2718
Look at Daisy's dead eyes...
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2717
I had 6 dollars... I was going to buy coffee... I'm going to go cry in my hotel, that I own.
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Cameron
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2716
I'm Matt LeBlanc.
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Ian,
monotone
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2715
I'M CHRIS EVANS!
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Beej
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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#2714
You've got to grip the base and just shake it.
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Ian
[2016-06-01]
Mario Party 8 on Crossing the Streams
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