Quotes – LRRbot

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#2192

Keep pushing!

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2191

You need to survive the frog.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2190

I am not a lizard man.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2189

If you're going to quote me, at least use the right term.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2188

Where in the body does the rocket gantry exist?

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2187

Or "Not Cori"... I will also accept "Not Beej" and "Not Ian"...

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2186

What type of turducken are we DOING?!

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2185

Get past the frog and into the chicken.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2184

Hot tip from PaRappa the Rapper: Do not *** in your gas tank.

— Ian [2016-03-27]
#2182

That.
#2181

Nobody wants a relationship cake!

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2180

There were ants, but now there's wings! There's winged ants in the stream, Ian!

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2179

You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!

— Heather [2016-03-27]
#2178

When you're as humble and great as I am, you don't have to say anything.

— Kenji [2016-03-26]
#2177

Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?

— Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
#2176

I should give more credit to 6-year-olds.

— Jimmy [2016-03-26]
#2175

Limbs!

— Elantris [2016-03-26]
#2174

All I know is that it's risky dingos.

— Graham [2016-03-26]
#2173

The continuing adventures of 'Land, Pass'

— Graham [2016-03-26]
#2172

I'm here because I'm beautiful.

— Cameron [2016-03-26]
#2171

I mean, it was chat lethal like 18 turns ago.

— Graham [2016-03-26]
#2170

You can't hug the moon without it hugging back.

— Cameron [2016-03-26]
#2169

I didn't get to explode you...

— Elantris [2016-03-26]
#2168

My deck curves out at 7, so I put in 8 lands to be safe.

— Cameron [2016-03-26]
#2167

Does it have lifelink? No? Then I don't care.

— Marshall [2016-03-26]