Please keep in mind that many of the following quotes are taken out of context, be it for comedic effect or out of necessity. Take all of them with a grain of salt and bear in mind they don't necessarily reflect their originators' views and opinions. That being said, if you find any quote to be particularly awful, please notify the moderator of your choice to have its removal evaluated.
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#2487
Cori's not a weeb like me.
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Ian
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2486
I turned it off because it wasn't Star Trek anymore.
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Ian
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2485
Beverly Hills isn't a person.
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Cori
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2484
We're just this white.
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Cori
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2483
This is our final form.
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Cori
[2016-05-10]
Shenmū II on I, Horner
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#2482
We do not mind if you change that while we are broadcasting.
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Graham
[2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
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#2481
I'm still dying, by the way... I haven't finished dying.
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Alex
[2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
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#2480
I feel so healthy now. Full of man. Full of long pig.
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Alex
[2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
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#2479
Bullets... and pain.
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Alex
[2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
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#2478
I am a magical girl. I'm the best magical girl. Mahou Shoujo Freeman-chan.
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Alex
[2016-05-10]
Half-Life 2: SMOD on IDDQDerp
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#2477
No matter what, he can lrrEFF me. That's fine.
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Beej
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2476
Chat, it's your birthday! So write butts!
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Heather
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2475
Did you fall into a cutscene?
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Heather
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2474
If it's on fire, I think you maybe need to pull it out.
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Beej,
regarding penises
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2473
Don't pull your penis out, unless you really need to!
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Beej
[2016-05-09]
Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones on Beej's Backlog
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#2472
Of course I want to toot my own horn! My horn is awesome!
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2471
This is a box of lies! A box of poop! A box of lying poop!
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2470
I feel like an orange would do pretty poorly in the light cycle.
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2469
Why do my legs always get infected?
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2468
Are you optimizing viruses?
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Paul
[2016-05-09]
Tron 2.0 on Things on My Stream
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#2467
Maybe you won't have resting evil face, Penelope?
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Kathleen
[2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2466
I don't want to ACTUALLY be a vampire... because they don't exist.
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Kathleen
[2016-05-09]
CheckPoint Plus on CheckPoint Plus
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#2465
I accept your better-manhood.
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Cameron
[2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
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#2464
You just wave shotguns at people and they explode!
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Cameron
[2016-05-07]
Overwatch on Video Games with Video James
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#2463
Eat my ass.
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Graham
[2016-05-07]
DARK SOULS III on Adam's Gamehaüs
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