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#2559
We're doing this in the nude.
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Cameron
[2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
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#2558
Fight with the meat!
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Graham
[2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
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#2557
I've grabbed ahold of my own ear.
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Cameron
[2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
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#2556
I've actually been a 3D model since 2013.
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Cameron
[2016-05-18]
Gang Beasts on Watch and Play
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#2555
This is a mild circle of video game Hell, where all the broken geometry goes to die.
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
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#2554
I can still shoot when I'm dead!
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
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#2553
We lost framerate from dying.
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
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#2552
Piss! Cocks! How?!
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
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#2551
I haven't even played regular truck!
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
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#2550
We went to hopsital and hopsital was a bad idea...
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Graham
[2016-05-18]
Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
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#2549
You seem like you need skin.
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Graham
[2016-05-18]
Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
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#2548
Can I cash these thats in?
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
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#2547
Dude, it just dubsteps me right out.
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
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#2546
Go home, anime. You're drunk.
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Alex
[2016-05-18]
Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
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#2545
I'm scared. I'm always scared. Then there's a brief moment of excitement, then despair.
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Alex,
regarding Watch & Play
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2544
I hope Time Ramesside has updated again.
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Alex
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2543
I think it's flirting with you.
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Alex,
regarding the 3-headed dragon boss
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2542
I'm just leaving blood everywhere... because I can.
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Paul
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2541
Zoo Race? 10 out of 10. Full Stop.
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Alex
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2540
I would rate this sandy beige.
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Alex
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2539
Are you saying he has Amiibo poisoning?
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Alex
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2538
Welp. Time to eat a baby.
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Paul
[2016-05-17]
Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
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#2537
From now on, "!findquote butts" is "the song of my people".
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eatenbyagrue1988
[2016-05-17]
None on Unknown
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#2536
I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar.
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Graham
[2016-05-16]
None on Unknown
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#2535
They don't need your help. They're doing just fine.
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Graham,
referring to Smosh
[2016-05-16]
None on Unknown