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  1. #2559
    We're doing this in the nude.
    — Cameron [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  2. #2558
    Fight with the meat!
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  3. #2557
    I've grabbed ahold of my own ear.
    — Cameron [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Crossing the Streams
  4. #2556
    I've actually been a 3D model since 2013.
    — Cameron [2016-05-18]
    Gang Beasts on Watch and Play
  5. #2555
    This is a mild circle of video game Hell, where all the broken geometry goes to die.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
  6. #2554
    I can still shoot when I'm dead!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
  7. #2553
    We lost framerate from dying.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Z.I.O.N. on Watch and Play
  8. #2552
    Piss! Cocks! How?!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
  9. #2551
    I haven't even played regular truck!
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    SUPERTRUCK on Watch and Play
  10. #2550
    We went to hopsital and hopsital was a bad idea...
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
  11. #2549
    You seem like you need skin.
    — Graham [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
  12. #2548
    Can I cash these thats in?
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Feelings Adrift on Watch and Play
  13. #2547
    Dude, it just dubsteps me right out.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
  14. #2546
    Go home, anime. You're drunk.
    — Alex [2016-05-18]
    Silver Bullet: The Prometheus on Watch and Play
  15. #2545
    I'm scared. I'm always scared. Then there's a brief moment of excitement, then despair.
    — Alex, regarding Watch & Play [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  16. #2544
    I hope Time Ramesside has updated again.
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  17. #2543
    I think it's flirting with you.
    — Alex, regarding the 3-headed dragon boss [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  18. #2542
    I'm just leaving blood everywhere... because I can.
    — Paul [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  19. #2541
    Zoo Race? 10 out of 10. Full Stop.
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  20. #2540
    I would rate this sandy beige.
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  21. #2539
    Are you saying he has Amiibo poisoning?
    — Alex [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  22. #2538
    Welp. Time to eat a baby.
    — Paul [2016-05-17]
    Shadow of the Beast on New Day Tewsday
  23. #2537
    From now on, "!findquote butts" is "the song of my people".
    — eatenbyagrue1988 [2016-05-17]
    None on Unknown
  24. #2536
    I want to make my virtual penis look like Admiral Akbar.
    — Graham [2016-05-16]
    None on Unknown
  25. #2535
    They don't need your help. They're doing just fine.
    — Graham, referring to Smosh [2016-05-16]
    None on Unknown